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Postby Puritan » Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:33 am

If Zarn told you to jump off a bridge would you do it? (Waitaminute....hey, Zarn....)
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Postby USSRGirl » Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:49 am

Only if Reno was at the bottom of it.

And no, actually little possessed doughboys control what I type as well as my every action. O.o
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Postby Peanut » Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:30 pm

hmmm...*Peanut becomes really bad spelling pastry man and fuses with the possessed doughboys*

Temulin: ei adm neow ibn cosntetrrol odsff Temuerslin...MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHsAsHsAHAHA!!!! *Peanut forces Temulin to jump off a bridge then escapes via his awsome powers of pastry goodness*
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Postby Dante » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:32 pm

Only if Reno was at the bottom of it.

And no, actually little possessed doughboys control what I type as well as my every action. O.o


But wait, the Pilsbury Dough Boy (or however you write it) was part of Sce*ths Ebil Pals army... which means... TEMULIN IS CONTROLLED BY SCE*TH!!!
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Postby Peanut » Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:29 pm

I think Temulin is controlled by more then just...um that name you just mentioned...I think she is also controlled by...pancake batter...
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Postby USSRGirl » Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:31 pm

Scepth?!! Why what happens when you say his name?? Puritan's head explodes??

Nah...I'm actually controlled by a sick and twisted Jhonen Vasquez obssession that's been going on since I was twelve. Don't worry, I'm getting rehab help for it...
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Postby Dante » Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:35 pm

Rei, walks in the room...

Rei: Why do I keep getting "killed" Temulin... I mean, I'm friendly enough, but... Ergh! Can you help me pul this sword from my chest, it hurts alot! I should have accidently popped into existance in your empire, I would be so under the radar, PASCAL would have never found me...

: pulls on sword :

Rei: Yowzer that hurts... If you can get someone to get this thing out of me, I can get back to cleaning your boots Temulin... By the way, whats this about you being controlled by Sce... You know who... I mean, if it makes her majesty unhappy, I'll leave it be, but otherwise, why were you controlled by Pilsbury Doh Boys? I mean... they are part of the Ebil Pals... As "it" once said, "They are even... more ebil... than me. ". With the me of course refering to Sce... you know who...

: Rei stares up at Kaligraphic who is staring at him... :

Rei: Get away from me, I'm not dead yet you vulture! And even if I were, I'm not joining the un-dead... If I die, you will have to leave me in peace... or pieces if this thing gives me any more troubles... But you can't find me on the other end of Neverwhen, you stuck! YOU HEAR ME! YOU CAN'T TAKE ME ALIV.... Well um, I mean you'll never take me, alive or dead! So there, just give it up. SERVER BOT! Get over here and help me out a little.

Rei: Oh yeah, and I did a DNA test to try and find out who my father was... Turns out, the red hair and all... I'm Renos kid!

:Rei runs over and hugs Reno, making precations to avoid whacking the sword in his chest into anything else. :

Rei : Daddy! We even share the first two letters of our name! :P

OOC: Not official, but still fun to play with as an idea :), Rei being Reno's kid and all... I wonder if Temulin would adopt Rei if he were put up for adoption on the CAA adoption boards, I mean, her husband is his father after all now... heh heh.
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Postby Zarn Ishtare » Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:27 am

*Is just as shocked as everyone else when Rei runs up and calls Zarn Daddy*

*Most certainly did not pay him thirty bucks to say it*

*Most certainly did not fake DNA test results*
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Postby Peanut » Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:34 pm

Wait...that also means that if rei is really Pascal...and...now I'm all confused...at least there aren't a ton of my look a likes running loose on these boards...oh wait...
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:24 pm

Yup, there's one one Peanut. Well, two. Three?

Okay, how many of you are there, anyway?
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Postby Peanut » Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:36 pm

Well...I don't know...last time I checked there were pi of me...and now...well...lets just say I've lost count...
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Postby USSRGirl » Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:26 pm

Wait...THREE PEANUTS? One unknown possible child of mine by unholy matrimony to Reno?!! Wait...If Rei is my kid I was like TWO YEARS OLD when he was born! But if he is Pascal then...I WASN'T EVEN IN KNOWN EXISTANCE! Then...who am I?!!! GAH! And who's the new dude, StrappingYoungLad anywho?!

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Postby Peanut » Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:19 pm

Heh...if you go insane then maybe I could arrange space for you in my drivers ed class with Reno...they've just finished adding padding to the walls and now we have three Ninja Monkey psychiatrists working there...along with sever other random people...who are tormenting Reno by forcing him to memorize every law of the road so he can replace Morris one of these days...last time I checked he was claiming to hear voices and see people who aren't there...
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Postby Zarn Ishtare » Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:44 pm

Don't listen to them, my love! One of us is the True Reno, and we, the Reno-Peanut-Zarn-Kaligraphic collective will fight for you with our lives!


Hugseys and kisses...eys.


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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:58 pm

PI AND A HALF! For the collective!
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Postby Zarn Ishtare » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:59 am

Indeed! Come Temulin....join us in our perfect collective! Let all flock to our joined mind, and experience the peace that comes when all thought is robbed from you!


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Postby Peanut » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:35 pm

Yes...join us Temulin...we have Reno...and now *assimalates Leno*...we have Leno also...so...delay no longer...submit to us...it is your destiny...
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Postby USSRGirl » Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:05 pm

Zarn Ishtare wrote:

Hugseys and kisses...eys.


ZARN IS PI!



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Try it...and DIE. :shady:
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Postby Zarn Ishtare » Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:46 pm

Reno: I told you she wasn't going to fall for it.

Zarn: Shh! We're supposed to be a "Collective Mind"!

Reno: Oh hush, no one cares except you anyway.

Zarn: "Thats it, your going back into the deep end of the id!

Reno: "No, you mean your going back into the deep end of the id. Have fun!

Zarn: "Noooooo!!*Fallls into the conciousness*

Reno: "So....who's up for shots of After Midgar Whiskey and beating up Yuffie?
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Postby Dante » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:37 pm

poor Yuffie... But I like Yuffie... She's cute... but unfortunately too young for me... and animated... Oh well...
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Postby USSRGirl » Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:57 am

O.O

HEY! Why's Reno payin' attention to that lil ninja punk instead of me?!

Although Yuffie is one of my favorite characters...
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Postby Peanut » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:03 pm

Reno's paying attention to us...because he is a part of us...a very evil part who is starting to consume us...we would fight back, but fighting back would assert individuality...we must remain one...we cannot be ripped apart...oh pie *collective eats some pie...and gets a whole lot of Yum*
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Postby Dante » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:13 pm

: Rei runs over to Temulin :

Rei: Reno just said that I could call you mommy! :Hugs Temulin: :P
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Postby Peanut » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:00 pm

hmm...Rei...you should join us...join your father in the collective...and togethere we can rule the universe as father and son...I mean collective and...well you get the picture...
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Postby Dante » Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:18 pm

... Needs to update page... bump
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Postby Peanut » Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:13 pm

hmmm...bumping...clever...*suddenly Corby appears* so...aren't we going to have a party to celebrate the return of Temulin to the Rp...*everyone stares at him*...never mind then...
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Postby USSRGirl » Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:28 pm

O_o Zarn hasn't figured out I'm back yet. And many of the original Temuoplitans are gone for good. Rabid..Meboek...Nat...Kura.... -_-
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Postby Peanut » Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:22 pm

Well...at least Meboeck, Nat, and Kura are...as for Rabid...we (or at least I) don't know...he just sort of disappeared...
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Postby USSRGirl » Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:12 pm

X.x Meh...the glory days have ended.

Hey...I just got my report card in the mail a few minutes ago. Straight A's...as always. XD Am I destined for world ruling or what?
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Postby Althaia » Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:35 pm

ussr-chan i will fight pascal and all those who appose you with a pryomaniac army*evilly cackles
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