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Postby CreatureArt » Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:16 am

Granted. Unfortunately I don't know who Jack Bauer is ( :blush: ) and go for the first closest thing that comes into my mind... Black Jack!

... who gets a broken leg. And fixes it.

I wish I was the uber doctor like Black Jack!
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:53 am

Granted, but because you wern't too specific, you wind up in a deck of cards with a stethescope.

I wish my car could talk back to me!
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Postby Ratrace » Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:53 pm

Granted, it argues like a crazy 15 year old.

I wish I had a car.
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Postby Kanerou » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:01 pm

:dance: Granted, but your banana-mobile won't fit in the garage but goes bad in the sun. You also spend hundreds painting over the mysterious brown spots that appear on its hull from time to time. :dance:

I wish.... I wish we could pull bishies here from the anime world. (How many problems can we find with that? *starts counting*)
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Postby Ratrace » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:11 pm

Granted, now you wish we could pull bishies from the anime world, but messing with your brain causes you to forget what they are.

I wish for super powers that are useful.
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Postby Kanerou » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:14 pm

Ouch. Hadn't thought of that one.

Granted, but cleaning toilets in a single swipe only gets you so far. :P
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Postby Ratrace » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:17 pm

I wish Kaneru had made a wish.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:33 pm

Granted but it has to do with squirrels running the government!

I wish that Usagi was President and Vash was Vice President.
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Postby Ratrace » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:36 pm

Granted, but they get in a fight and shoot each other.

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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:27 pm

Granted but they are all made by chipmunks working on Apple Macintosh who stumbled on to the site while looking for pictures of Chip And Dale from Rescue Rangers.
I wish that the world would rewind to 1987.
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Postby CreatureArt » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:01 pm

Granted, but then someone looses the remote and is too lazy to get up from their armchair to press the buttons on the world's video player and we all get stuck in rewind.

I wish we didn't.
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Postby Fionn Fael » Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:49 pm

Granted, but when we stop in 1987, we commit suicide because of the terrible fashion trends.

I wish that high school was over.
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Postby CreatureArt » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:02 pm

Granted, but that's because the world converts to kiwi speak and now called High School 'college' like all sensible people should. ;) College is now University. SO you really don't escape at all, I'm afraid.

I wish we all converted to speaking like kiwi's (New Zealanders). :lol:
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Postby Fionn Fael » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:12 pm

Granted, but no one can communicate because so few of the population are native New Zealanders. International relationships go horribly wrong. Allies quickly become enemies, and the world economy crashes, just before a nuclear war destroys the earth.

I wish I could go to sleep.
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Postby CreatureArt » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:27 pm

Granted, but then you have to wait a thousand years to be awakened by a very confused frog.

I wish I had a penguin shaped waffle.
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Postby Banana-chan » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:56 pm

Granted. the cat eats it before you can

I wish I had a plasma tv
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Postby CreatureArt » Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:39 am

Granted, but its made out of that weird plasma stuff you see in sci-fi movies and quickly loses its form and reception, rendering it useless.

I use I had control over all fire and was immune to being burned! :evil:
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:59 am

Granted, winter hits and you freeze to death instantly.

I wish for something random.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:52 pm

Granted you are hit on the head by a random bit of paper being blown overhead by the blue bird of happiness before he bites you on the nose.
I wish that the new national anthem was the theme from Green Acres!
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Postby Fionn Fael » Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:05 pm

Granted, but it's the national anthem of Japan, and since they have no idea what the lyrics are (or mean) and don't even know what Green Acres is, the citizens revolt and kill the emperor. Japan reverts back to its Shogunistic ways and falls into civil war. Eventually, the entire race is obliterated, destroying the chance of new authentic anime ever being produced.

I wish my throat didn't taste like shag carpet that's never been washed.
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Postby CreatureArt » Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:39 pm

Granted, it tastes like FRESHLY WASHED shag carpet. Mmmmm chemicals.

I wish I had an everlasting box of tim tams biscuits like in the ad!
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:01 pm

Granted but they turn to crumbs when you start opening them.
I wish that women wouldn't dress like men so often.
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Postby Ratrace » Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:06 pm

Granted, they dress like men all the time, 24 hours a day.

I wish I could attack cities in a giant robot.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Fri Jan 27, 2006 3:43 pm

Granted. As a result of driving a giant robot, you become prone to irritating whinning and poiltless philosophizing due to your constant angst

I wish I could watch any Studio Ghibli movie I want any time I want... WITH SUBTITLES THAT ARE IN ENGLISH!!!
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Postby Ratrace » Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:32 pm

Granted, but all the subtitles are badlly done, and are the same colour as whatever is behind them.

I wish I could speak every language fluantly.
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Postby Fionn Fael » Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:32 pm

Granted, but you are exiled to a remote, uninhabited, desert island for being too intelligent.

I wish I had curly hair.
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Postby Ratrace » Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:45 pm

Granted, but its 2 feet long and grows from your armpits.

I wish microwaves were faster.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:55 pm

Granted. They reduce anything to ash in .0002 seconds

I wish trees could fly
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Postby Kuro-Mizu » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:09 pm

Granted... but they only fly into you.. and only when YOU pass them.. You end up dying in about 4 seconds.

I wish I had a cute, nice, immortal, medium sized( as in fits in the palm of my hand) talking (only nice things) little bunny!
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Postby Ratrace » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:13 pm

Granted, buts its stolen and you never see it again.

I wish I could find any lost item, anywhere.
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