Corrupted wish game

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Postby KojiroMusashi » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:56 am

Hey, c'mere.....

Wanna show you a trick to get your mind off the pain X )


* KojiroMusashi pulls out a Walther PPK and shoots Erin in the right kneecap. BANG!! *


Now your throat don't hurt so much, do it?


(Major Payne...heh heh....)



I wish I could understand why Capcom sold out Res Evil to Nintendo platforms, only to bring them back to PS2. Seems pointless to me!
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Postby Erin » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:20 am

hey!*slaps upside the head*

umm...if I knew what you were talking about it might help! so yea...I grant you confusion on many other things so that you don't have time to focus on being confuzzled about that!

I wish my friend wasn't on phone restriction*sp?*
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Postby KojiroMusashi » Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:20 am

Granted, but your parents find out you fiddled with fate by making your wish, so they put YOU on phone restrictions....heh heh heh!!!


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Postby snow_Rock » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:29 pm

granted...showbiz was bankrupted.

i wish i could have a heat detecting missile.
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Postby Yamato145 » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:30 pm

sure, too bad it was set to find you!


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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:43 pm

Granted...but those dawg gone meatballs are going to be murder to pass through!

I wish for a new DVD player!
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Postby Jasdero » Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:37 am

Granted, but it won't be new once you touch it.

I wish for angora socks with a light-colored rainbow pattern that won't start fuzzing in clumps after its first use.
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Postby KojiroMusashi » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:25 pm

*GASP!*

Such a thing has never been done!


But Ok...wish granted. Instead, the start fuzzing before you even wear them once!



Meh heh heh... KojiMusa =:evil:




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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:41 pm

Granted. It's perfect garbage.

I wish that pizza was cheaper.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Postby KojiroMusashi » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:54 pm

Granted....they now only place one piece of meat, a handful of cheese, and no tomato sauce on the incredibly thin crust. Now it's cheap pizza, but the price for one stays the same.




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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:44 pm

Granted, but it's a bad one, and you die in the first five minutes.

I wish that trees grew on trees.
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Postby TurkishMonky » Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:46 am

you get your wish, but the trees only grow on trees, until there is just one gigantic tree in the whole world that weighs down one side of the earth which interrupts the earth's rotation, which spirals the plet quickly into the sun, killing everyone except the astronauts, who die of staration a month later.

i want a 16 oz steak, medium done, with a sprinkling of onions and mushrooms, and with A1 sauce and a bottle of jolt on the side.
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Postby Silvanis » Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:35 pm

Wish granted, but it is a very small cow who is unhappy to be a little charred and has eaten the onions and mushroom, drank the A1 sauce and has been cattle prodded on its left side.

I wish that post wasn't so long.
I'm in love with this song!!
Lion
Mysterious, that's what I call you.
I'm curious about you.
I'm scared and I'm not sure that you are safe.
But, something in your eyes says you are good.
This is not a dream that I'm living,
this is just a world of your own.
You took me from all that I knew,
showed me how it feels to hope.
With you with me, facing tomorrow together,
I could learn to fly.
It feels like I'm living in the lion's mouth,
but the lion is an angel.
Wise eyes, you see the core of me.
Your gentleness melts me.
Now I know that words cannot describe
the power that I feel when I'm with you.
This is not a dream that I'm living,
this is just a world of your own.
You took me from all that I knew,
showed me how it feels to hope.
With you with me, facing tomorrow together,
I could learn to fly.
It feels like I'm living in the lion's mouth,
but the lion is...
peace and power
love forever.
Who am I to stand before you?
I am speechless,
but in my weakness you are here and all is well.

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Postby Ssjjvash » Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:56 pm

Granted, but now the post is so short that it doesn't make sense and is not written properly. Now it causes a chain reaction and messes up all previous posts, your post, and my post so that the corrupted wish game is completely corrupted and now no one can play anymore.

Are you happy now?

I wish you had not wished for the post to be so short!
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!

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Postby Silvanis » Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:58 pm

Wish granted, but now it goes on forever and ever and all of CAA crashes from so much text.

I wish I could sing better.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:39 pm

Granted, but only in the sence that Charles Foster Kane writes glowing reviews about you in all his papers

I wish more people would get that
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Postby KojiroMusashi » Tue Jan 03, 2006 4:09 am

Hey, I can't work miracles...so granted, somebody else actually went and researched the name to get your granted wish. Just one person though.




I wish I had some telekenetic powers, so I could do more than just pretend to use "the Force". Nothing major, just be able to make stuff wiggle or something.
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Postby Ratrace » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:05 am

Granted but only hair shed from between gorillas toes.

I wsh I coud spel batter.
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Postby Ssjjvash » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:02 am

Wish granted, but you didn't need me to grant it for you because you just spelled "batter" your own self! the only problem is that this is not what you meant.

I wish we would get 8 inches of snow tomorrow by tomorrow!
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!

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Postby Erin » Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:46 pm

eit: oops wrong thread!

..granted only instead of snow you ge 8 inches of mudd!


I wish my friend would come to church on the 11th
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Postby KojiroMusashi » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:59 pm

Granted, but the 11th is a Wednesday, and your church decides that only Sunday Morning services are to be had anymore...so your friend stands staring at a locked door on Wednesday and decides to try again Sunday.



I wish Santa would cut that ugly mullet and shave that fuzz off his chin. Maybe he wouldn't look so.... well, so ooooollldddd......
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Postby TurkishMonky » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:33 am

granted, but now santa also dyes his hair blue nd black and spikes it, making all the kids scared of him, and his enterprise is ruined forever.

i wish for a fish
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Postby Jack Bond » Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:10 am

Granted, but you have to catch it in a far away lake first.

I wish for everything to go my way.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:18 pm

Granted, but it all comes at you at once and overwhelms you

I wish I could wake up easier
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Postby Erin » Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:51 pm

granted but now you are uncapable of sleeping

I wish wouldn't keep trying to make me wear preppy junk :shake:
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Postby Mikomi » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:46 pm

Granted. Now you are forced to wear a potatosack.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.
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Postby KojiroMusashi » Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:53 am

Granted...you just wished for something, even though it could be thought of as nothing. Therefore, since your wishing for a wish negates the wish in question, the nothing wish, deemed x, is multipled by the inverse wish, making your wish a negative infinitum.



I wish Mikomi's next wish will be more challenging to grant.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:34 am

Granted, in that she won't wish for anything at all, thus making the act of granting it impossible by definition

I wish my pizza was ready
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Postby carneman » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:55 am

granted, but it is burned to a crisp and it is the only thing left in the world to eat!

I wish i didn't have to go to school.
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Postby Ssjjvash » Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:58 pm

Granted, but now you have to go to work at a job you can't stand and get paid very little because you don't have a decent education.

I wish squirrels were not afraid of me so they would not run away or bit me when I am near them.
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!

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