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Postby Galant » Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:19 am

Granted, but now you have to finish everyone else's.

I wish my wit was sharper than my sword.
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Postby Sakura's Wings » Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:03 am

granted, but now you have no wit and a broken sword

i wish for more key-lime pie!
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:35 am

Granted but it is baked by the Keebler Elves who charge you $70 extra.

I wish that I had enough money to buy out both G4 and Cartoon Network.
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Postby K. Ayato » Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:49 pm

Granted, but they don't have any cartoons anymore.

I wish I'd not get leg cramps at night anymore.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:51 pm

Granted, but you get them in morning evening and afternoon. :D

I wish i had some bread rolls to go with my current dinner. >.>
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Postby K. Ayato » Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:57 pm

Granted. Your current dinner is Hungarian goulash (ick!)

I wish my male co-workers would stop teasing me.
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Postby K. Ayato » Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:58 pm

Whoops! Double post!
K. Ayato: What happens if you press the small red button?

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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:02 pm

granted :D now uh... <.< everyone you know on caa tickles you XD

>.> I wish my dinner was actually sushi XD
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Postby K. Ayato » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:07 pm

Granted. It's spoiled sushi.

I wish I had a new TV in my room.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:09 pm

granted, but your room is now the living room, and you must share it with everyone you know XD and there are constant complaints about wanting to watch something else.

I wish... I had a little projection thingy XD so I could play videogames on my wall.
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Postby chimera189 » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:11 pm

granted, but its always out of focus

I wish I had a new car
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:41 pm

Granted, but you give it to me :D

I wish uri had a new car XD
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Postby Silvanis » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:58 pm

Granted, but a hobo steals it.

I wish the hobo didn't steal the car.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:37 pm

granted, a hobo doesnt steal YOUR car >.> I do.

I wish silvanis had given me permission to use the car.
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Postby Silvanis » Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:41 pm

Granted, but it's a very ugly old car.

I wish birds didn't hate me.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:37 pm

Granted, now everything else does and the birds are your only friends

I wish Silvanis had more friends o.o :hug:
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Postby K. Ayato » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:32 pm

Granted. She now has 1,000,000 imaginary friends.

I wish I were a ninja.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:33 pm

Granted, but now youre an action figure. :D

MSP with karate chop action!

XD I wish I had an MSPilot action figure.
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Postby faithfighter » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:33 pm

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Postby faithfighter » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:35 pm

granted but he turned back human...

I wish I could be a cat for a day
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:45 pm

Granted. Now if only you knew which day...

I wish that I had a scanner.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:47 pm

granted, but it doesnt scan >.>

I wish kali had a working scanner
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Postby chimera189 » Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:02 pm

granted, but dosen't work on his computer

I wish I had an electric guitar
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Postby K. Ayato » Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:15 pm

Granted. It gives electric shocks.

I wish I had bigger hands so that I could play the piano better.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:17 pm

granted, but now all pianos are three times smaller, and harder to play.

I wish i could hear MSP play fur elise on the piano XD
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Postby TheSeaAndStars » Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:33 am

sure thing but in seven days............ while walking at the park............. a shark eats u...while playing a piano.............on land..... yeah, i guess.*out of ideas*

i wish i had something to wish for.
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Postby Felix » Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:53 am

Granted, but the granter is an evil bunny and he screws up your wish and gives you a tub of electric eels...and a toaster..

I wish I had a toaster....
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:32 am

granted, but you have to go get it out of the bath tub filled with electric eels

XD I wish I had a toaster, but no tub full of electric eels
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:48 pm

Granted but every time you get some toast the tv automatically turns on
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I wish that I had the ability to read minds.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:51 pm

granted, you can now read the mind of Gnats. And their conversations drive you insane.

I wish i had the ability to read the minds of humans.
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