Corrupted wish game

Postby **Ingemar** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:37 pm

Yeah, but all your artwork is of Robocop.

I wish I could do better than that.

Postby **Chocobo777** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:21 pm

granted: but "better than that" turns out to be worse than what you were hoping.

I wish for a chocolate bunny

//_'/> <- my favorite emoticon

Postby **mechana2015** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:04 pm

granted... but it comes to life and runs away... then melts in the middle of the street

I wish that I could control the tempreature of this room perfectly

Postby **Ingemar** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:13 pm

Granted, but the rest of the controls on your room go awry.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:40 pm

Granted but it means you've been fired and now have to spend the rest of your
life walking Bill Gates' dogs for $4 an hour.

I wish that I was more popular with the girls.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:45 pm

Granted. You are now the most popular kindergarten teacher in an all-girls school.

I wish I had an anime-style harem of kung fu girls who would assassinate people I didn't like, allowing me to take over the world.

Postby **EireWolf** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:08 pm

Granted... but now you don't like yourself.

I wish my parents would get here soon (been waiting all day).

Postby **mechana2015** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:13 pm

Granted... but they plow through the front of the house in their car in their hurry to arrive.

I wish could chose the music at any store I'm in.

Postby **EireWolf** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:18 pm

Granted, but you are suddenly deaf. (Now you can at least torment all the other customers with loud rap.)

I wish our water wasn't turned off today for plumbing repairs.

Postby **Cognitive Gear** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:24 pm

Granted, But the repairs are still occuring. Thusly, your house is now flooded.

I wish I could fly.

Postby **faithfighter** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:35 pm

granted but you always run into trees.

I wish I that one day I could become a great actress

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 6:03 pm

Granted, but you end up typecast as "zombie food" and never get a great role. (Don't worry, your fans belive in your greatness, even if nobody in the movie biz does. We'll spend our money seeing your grade B zombie flicks.)

I wish that I could eat pizza whenever I wanted to.

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 6:08 pm

granted... but it tasted horrible

i wish more people would notice my new mecha RP -_-

Postby **Azier the Swordsman** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:39 pm

Granted, but they are trolls attempting to leach your personal information.

I wish I never got tired.

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:41 pm

granted... now your pretty pjs are now thrown away from unuse

i wish i didnt forget what i wished for...

Postby **Kiba-kun** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:58 pm

granted but you regret wishing for it

i wish .hack//fragment was out right now and i had the money for it and there were no viruses in it

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:07 pm

granted but now you can find i anymore XDDD

i wish that I had all the .Hack// books and i didnt lose them or they get messed up

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:16 pm

Granted, but only in an obscure dialect of Upper Bloovatavian.

I wish that I spoke Upper Bloovatavian.

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:23 pm

granted but none understand u now

i wish i knew what Upper Bloovatavian was...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:40 pm

Granted, but the knowledge drives you insane.

I wish that I wasn't stuck posting so near to a dangerously insane person like I just turned ShadowChild into.

Postby **Ingemar** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:22 pm

Granted, but now you're stuck to me.

I wish I could become a maestro in Escrima.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:24 pm

Granted, but the day you achieve the rank, you become paralyzed from the waist down, so you have to fight from a wheelchair.

I wish that the Eiffel Tower could shoot laser beams.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:28 pm

Granted but they're little itty bitty lasers that need to be operated by Fairies from
Pixiland.

I wish that Oprah was replaced by Vash.

Postby **Kat Walker** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:48 pm

Granted, except "Vash" was actually a cosplayer we picked up at A-kon. He weighs 473 pounds, and since there are no red trenchcoats available in his size at Hot Topic, the entire outfit was made out of cardboard and magic marker.

I wish I could go on a hot date with Jeff Goldblum.

Postby **faithfighter** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:59 pm

granted it was very hot because it was a date to the Sahara desert!!

I wish I was an inch taller

Postby **Radical Dreamer** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:12 pm

Granted. You just hit your head on the roof of your car.

I wish I could see Mae live!! T.T

Postby **Ingemar** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:11 pm

Granted, but that's AFTER you pay the $500000 extorted from you by the Mafia.

I wish I had an octopus, and that the corruption involved with this wish does not involve me or anyone getting strangled by said octopus.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:31 pm

granted, but i strangle you.

I wish ingemar was alive >.> so i could strangle him again

Postby **Radical Dreamer** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:32 pm

(haha...Mae is a band...that I would like to see on-stage...XD That kind of live..ROFL)

Granted. You accidentally strangle your octopus.

Agh, I wish I could post on time! >.> Before other people post before me! XD

Granted, but he runs away before you can strangle him.

Postby **Ingemar** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:41 pm

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