Corrupted wish game

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Postby faithfighter » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:17 pm

granted you slept in later then that.

I wish it wasn't so hot here today
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Postby Kiba-kun » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:18 pm

granted its freezing

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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Aug 01, 2005 5:18 pm

Granted but she now forces you to bow and kiss her toe every time you meet her
and have her addressed as "My most divine Goddess from which all glorious
sunshine flows..."until you want to throw up!

I wish that I were King of Scotland!
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Postby SigmaKnight » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:20 pm

Granted, but now I'm the ruler of the world and you have to work for me. ^.^

I wish I had a new rpg. @.@
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Postby Kiba-kun » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:42 pm

granted but you dislike it and you drop out

I wish i was stuck in the midevil era
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Postby SigmaKnight » Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:20 pm

granted youre stuck on mars during earths midevil era.

i wish i could come up with a good poem
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Postby Hephzibah » Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:32 pm

granted, but its only good to you... everyone else hates it

I wish Siggy didnt write poetry :P
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Postby SigmaKnight » Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:12 pm

Granted, now he doesn't write anything, he doesn't even post or say anything in the chat and eventually stops showing up.

i wish i knew a wish.
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Postby Hephzibah » Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:10 am

Granted, you -know- of a wish, but your arms have dropped off you you can't tell it to us

I wish that university work can just finish itself
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Postby SigmaKnight » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:53 am

granted, but its not done well.

Wish i had a fish.
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Postby Hephzibah » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:55 am

Granted, but its rotten and stinks reaaaally bad

I wish that Siggy had a breathmint after eating that fish...
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Postby SigmaKnight » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:01 am

>.>; i didnt say i was gonna eat it, but, ok

Granted but i share it with you and you now have smelly fishy breath and cant find one.

I wish tally could find a breathmint.
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Postby Hephzibah » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:04 am

Granted, but she chokes on it and... hey! wait a minute! this is me we are talking about!!!

hmmm.... granted... but its packed full of sugar and makes her INCREDIBLY hyper XD
*starts bouncing off the ceiling and walls*

I wish that the walls weren't so hard
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Postby SigmaKnight » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:09 am

granted, now you youre in an insane asylum with padded walls that you get stuck into because theyre too soft.

poor tally, i wish she hadnt lost her mind >.>
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Postby Hephzibah » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:12 am

Granted... she just never had one in the first place :P

I wish that I had a mind
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Postby SigmaKnight » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:16 am

Granted but its mine and it drives you insane, well... i mean... more so.

I wish... for.. i dunno, something id like.
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Postby Hephzibah » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:19 am

Granted, but after 10 seconds you dont like it anymore

I wish that tomorrow would be half-way through already so I can go shopping for manga!
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Postby SigmaKnight » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:24 am

Granted but.. you dont find the manga you want and have to drive halfway around the world to get it.

I wish i could get manga..
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Postby Hephzibah » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:26 am

Granted, but you give it all to meeeeee

I wish that Yggis would go away so Siggy could come back <.<;;
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Postby SigmaKnight » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:37 am

granted, but please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery.

I wish for uhm i dunno breakfast? @.@
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Postby Hephzibah » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:40 am

granted, but its cereal with off-milk

I wish that milk would never go off
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Postby SigmaKnight » Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:04 am

granted >.> but now the milk stays on, and the light keeps you from falling asleep. XP

I wish it was still night.
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Postby Hephzibah » Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:06 am

Granted. You now live in Antarctica where there is night for 6 months <.<

I wish that Siggy wasn't in Antarctica
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Postby SigmaKnight » Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:32 am

Granted, hes now lost in australia, being attacked by the wild animals and you have to save him.

I wish tally could save me from the wild animals.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:19 am

Granted, but then you're both destroyed by the volcano

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted in the granting process :sweat:
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Postby mastersquirrel » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:40 am

Granted, but you just wasted your wish on nothing. Good job!

I wish that my computer would do these stinking build scripts correctly!!!!!!!
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:42 am

Granted, but it's just a ploy so the alien inteligence that's infested it can buy time to take control of your mind!

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Postby Maledicte » Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:09 pm

Granted, now all we can't speak in type, only in :o :wow!: :sniffle: :waah!: :drool: :shady: :stressed: :mutter: :?: :comp:

I wish I could have a platonic relationship with a member of the opposite sex. A permanent platonic relationship.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:20 pm

Granted but it turns out the member you're having a platonic relationship with is
actually your own evil twin from a parallel universe bent on taking over the forum and making everyone buy time shares in New Jersey!

I wish that we had an all anime station on basic cable.
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Postby Maledicte » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:35 pm

granted, but cable costs $20,000 a month.

I wish I had super duper drawing abilties and could sell my stuff for exhorbitant prices and no one would mind.
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