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Postby Hephzibah » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:27 pm

Granted, but the chibi plushies come to life and kill the people they were created to resemble

I wish that my shoes could tie themselves
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Postby Myoti » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:33 pm

Granted, but they strangle you instead.

Wish I all your base are belong to me.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:42 pm

Granted, all your base are belong to ME.

ahahahahaha >.>

I wish I could create an rpg so wonderful that the whole world played it.
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Postby Hephzibah » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:43 pm

Granted, but you dont get any credit OR money out of it XD And no-one believes you when you say you made it

I wish that Siggy was really a cat
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:02 pm

granted @.@ but now.. im so cute and territorial that i take away your favorite chair and computer.

I wish a was a neko boy @.@
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Postby Shadowchild » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:04 pm

granted... now you smell like old fish

i wish more people gad msn so i could talk to them. -_-
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:10 pm

Granted people gad msn... now you all are sent in to therapy

"gad

n 1: an anxiety disorder characterized by chronic free-floating anxiety and such symptoms as tension or sweating or trembling of light-headedness or irritability etc that has lasted for more than six months"

I wish people didnt gad msn >.>;
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:15 pm

Granted, but only because they're locked up in mental wards.

I wish for undead food.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:53 pm

granted you now have food the undead eat... (i.e. live humans brains and blood) but you yourself are still human and are now know as cannibal kaligraphic.

I wish that everyone that was a member of CAA was on right now.
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Postby Shadowchild » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:57 pm

granted but they are half asleep

i wish my keyboard diddnt stink
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Postby Photosoph » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:07 pm

Granted. Now it has a chocolate scent so potent you end up eating it... something you regret about two seconds later.

I wish my keyboard was lightly scented of lavender. (I'm not a big fan of lavender but it's better than eating my keyboard. :grin: )
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:15 pm

Granted, but you eat it anyway...

I wish i had a room full of scented candles.
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Postby Hephzibah » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:16 pm

Granted... but that's because it turned into lavendar

edit: Siggy beat me to it;
granted, but they all catch fire at once and burn your house down

I wish that my mousepad was nicer
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:31 pm

granted, its nicer, to other people. I dont think it likes you though cause it keeps trying to bite your hand off. O.o

I wish the mousepad was nice to tally.
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Postby Hephzibah » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:34 pm

Granted, but it now directs its hand-biting efforts to you!

I wish that keyboards were treated nicely
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Postby Photosoph » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:34 pm

Granted, but now it hates everyone else and has becomes jealous if anyone even accidentally touches her. Not a nice mouse pad...
<Edit>D'oh!
Okay, well... granted! But it doesn't mean they treat US nicely. ~_^

I wish computer mice were real mice that you could still use to work your computer.
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Postby Hephzibah » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:38 pm

granted, but cause Siggy is a neko-boy, he eats his and cant get online anymore

Edit: oops! Forgot to put a wish XD

I wish that fish really did have fingers, so that 'fish fingers' lived up to their names
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:39 pm

granted but, now they crawl up out of the oceans and take over the world if cause people keep taking their fingers.

I wish... i wish... @.@ i wish i wished.
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Postby Hephzibah » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:45 pm

Granted, but the wish you wished you had made is the wish that everyone in the world dies except for you :(

I wish that I was still alive
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Postby Photosoph » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:48 pm

Granted, but you're a very lonely girl.

I wish we were all still alive!
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Postby Hephzibah » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:53 pm

granted, but now there is a food shortage, and you have to choose who will be eaten first! (icky)

I wish that we didnt have to eat one another
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:56 pm

Granted, but now we all have to eat... uh.. rocks!

I wish we didnt have to eat rocks.
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Postby Hephzibah » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:00 pm

granted... but only because we have no teeth!

I wish that this were true, so we didnt have dentists...
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:30 pm

granted, but now noone can eat, and we all end up dying again.

@.@ I wish we all could just stay alive.
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Postby Hephzibah » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:41 pm

Granted, but we always have to listen to the "staying alive" song otherwise we die

I wish I could draw the cute neko-Siggy
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:46 pm

granted you can but thats all you can draw o.o

Wish i had a kitty collar
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Postby Hephzibah » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:55 pm

Granted, but its an actual kitty collar, and hence its too small and chokes you when you put it on o.o

I wish that I had a neko-hat
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:00 am

granted >.> but its a hat thats actually made out of cats.

I wish i had a collar big enough to fit me that was like a neko collar and even had a bell on it.
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Postby CreatureArt » Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:21 am

Granted, but you only have it for all of three seconds before a dog mistakes you for a real neko and begins to chase you mercilessly.

I wish the dog didnt chase SigmaKnight mercilessly.
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Postby Hephzibah » Fri Jul 29, 2005 1:07 am

Granted... but that's because they've caught him alread o_o

I wish that the dogs suddenly turned nice and became waitors :P
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