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Postby Silvanis » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:58 pm

Granted, but since only you know what it is, it is only a hallucination.

I wish I could dance well.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:34 pm

Granted, but... oh, you didn't mean actually dancing in a well? Too bad, it's too late now. *henchmonkeys throw you into a well*

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Postby Nate » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:36 pm

Granted, but they constantly fling their feces at you.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of cold Mountain Dew soda that would never go flat.
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Postby Silvanis » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:36 pm

Granted, but they turn against you and throw you in a well instead of your victims.

I wish I was no longer in a well.
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Postby Hephzibah » Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:46 pm

Granted, but now you are in the bottom of a mineshaft

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Postby Ingemar » Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:23 am

Granted, but that assignment involves you hunting down bigsleepj with a Steyr AUG.

I wish that someone would make the connection between this post and one that I made several seconds ago in the "How the person above you will die" thread.
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Postby Hephzibah » Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:27 am

Granted, but that assignment involves you hunting down bigsleepj with a Steyr AUG.

XD I dont mind that! :P

Anyway, granted... but you die in exactly the same way :P

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Postby phinny5608 » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:15 am

Granted, your writing pen comes to life and is quite sad (or should I say, blue).
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Postby Nate » Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:03 am

Since phinny didn't post a wish, and since my LAST wish was SO WONDERFULLY IGNORED :shady: , I will repost my wish to keep this thread going.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of cold Mountain Dew soda that would never go flat.
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Postby CreatureArt » Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:34 am

Granted. You have a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew soda cans... that cannot be flattened. Though it is still chemically Mountain Dew, the liquid inside the cans is so solidified that the cans cannot be flattened - and you cannot drink the goodness that is Mountain Dew.

I wish I could drink the goodness that is Mountan Dew.
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Postby Hephzibah » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:35 am

Granted, but it turns into ash in your mouth :P

I wish that country music was banned! XD
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Postby mastersquirrel » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:18 am

Granted, but only for a few seconds. Then every other form of music is banned and only country remains.

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Postby Sakura's Wings » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:33 am

Granted, but its a broken toy that you have to fix first

I Wish my friend would ride the ceiling fan *round and round and round....oooh dizzy*
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Postby Shadowchild » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:48 am

granted but you pass out from dizziness.

i wish i was good at creating characters and drawing them.
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Postby mastersquirrel » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:51 am

Granted, but you're only good at creating and drawing "imaginary" characters. To draw just take out a piece of paper..... that's it.

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Postby Starfire1 » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:56 am

granted but the characters then peel themselves from the paper, turn evil, then destroy their creator.

i wish i could get down from this ceiling fan without smashing into the wall
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Postby Sakura's Wings » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:05 am

Granted, but you smashed your right and and left foot while you were at it.

I wish i could be in Lord of the Rings as Kerima
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Postby Shadowchild » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:05 am

MS - granted... but they forget what they were gonna wright.

SW - granted... but now you are trapped in the book.

i wish i didnt have to answer two wishes at once anymore ... -_-'
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Postby Starfire1 » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:07 am

granted, now you have to answer 2 billion at once.

i wish i had some money
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Postby Shadowchild » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:14 am

granted... but it is fake

i wish that i woud have any more nightmares
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Postby mastersquirrel » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:22 am

Granted, and because of your misspelling, you have a nightmare every night.

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Postby Shadowchild » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:24 am

granted but it broke.

i wish i could push sigma in a pool everyday for real. ^-^
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Postby Nate » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:50 am

Granted, but the pool never has water in it.

I wish people would pay attention when they posted in this thread, so that two people didn't corrupt the same wish and one person's wish get ignored. (Oh, sorry if that sounded confusing...I'm not good with words right now apparently.)
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Postby Shadowchild » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:54 am

granted ... but they forget

i wish i could stop laughing at sigma who just fell in an empty pool. XDDD
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Postby Silvanis » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:03 am

Granted, now you start laughing maniacally.

I wish our apricots weren't sour.
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Postby Shadowchild » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:06 am

granted they are super sweet. ^-^

i wish i could write more clearly ad not confuse people so easily. -_-
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Postby Silvanis » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:22 am

Granted, but they are now in awe of you and daren't speak to you otherwise you may strike them down with your superior writing skills.

I wish I had a monket.
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Postby Shadowchild » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:23 am

granted... but pohotosoph isnt very happy about you owning her.

i wish i knew exactly what a monket was. ^-^'
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Postby phinny5608 » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:32 am

Granted: You do, and it scares you... really bad.

I wish I could get a free gif animator with no trial period.
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Postby Shadowchild » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:35 am

granted but now everything else costs alot more just for u. XDD

i wish i knew what i was doing... ^-^'
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