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Postby mastersquirrel » Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:40 am

Granted, but now it's too late to change it.

I wish I could meet my squirrel bretheren. ;)
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:12 am

Granted, but they're vicious cannibals and they kill and eat you.

I wish that I didn't have to wait for more Bleach.
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Postby Hephzibah » Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:07 pm

granted, but everyone dies in the most rediculous way possible

I wish that everyone ate weetbix XD
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Postby Ryoko » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:20 pm

granted, but people kill you for forcing them to eat an unknown food source.

I wish I had a mountain of strawberries.
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Postby mechana2015 » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:49 pm

Granted... but it materializes on top of you and you are buried under several thousand tons of berries and die.

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Postby Maledicte » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:50 pm

Granted...you are now an oompa loompa at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

I wish I could go see that movie.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:15 pm

Granted, you could go see it, if it was showing anywhere.

I wish that Hershey's Kisses were a darker chocolate.
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Postby EireWolf » Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:30 pm

Granted... but you don't get any.

I wish it all came to me. :grin:
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:48 pm

Granted, and then it keeps going right past you.

I wish that there were multi-tailed dogs and cats around.
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Postby Katharine Faith » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:07 pm

Granted, but every single one of them thinks your leg is TEH HAWTT and wants in on the action.

I wish Niwa Kosuke was single and three-dimensional. *le sigh*
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Postby Hephzibah » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:59 pm

Granted, but he shuns you and starts dating your worst enemy

I wish the world WAS made of Cadbury
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Postby Katharine Faith » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:01 am

Granted, but you're hereby cursed with Midas' Touch.

I wish I had a worst enemy for Kosuke to date! Life's so boring when everyone likes you! *polishes uberleet-halo*
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Postby Hephzibah » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:16 am

Granted, but that worst enemy steals your 'uber-leet halo' and everyone likes her now instead of you!

I wish that I has an Aslan plushie
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Postby blue elf » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:16 am

Granted, but it promptly falls apart when you huggle it, revealing that it was only a cheap Hong Kong bootleg plushie.

I wish I had a shiny new lap-top computer!
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:11 am

Granted, but it's infected by every computer virus ever concieved and tries to EAT YOU!!!

I wish I wasn't poor
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Postby steelbeliever » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:48 pm

granted...you are now roop...poor backwards...just in case you didn't catch that... -_-

i wish life didn't suck
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Postby Maledicte » Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:28 pm

Granted. Now it sucks the beverage out of every drink you buy.

I wish that birds didn't poop on people's heads.
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Postby Hephzibah » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:51 pm

granted, but now they throw their eggs at people's heads.

I wish that dogs and cats could always get along
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Postby SigmaKnight » Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:02 pm

Granted but now the mice hunt them both down @.@

I wish mice wouldnt hunt cats or dogs.
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Postby Silvanis » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:00 pm

Granted, now they turn their attack to humans.

I wish this mouse would stop biting me.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:10 pm

Granted, but only because it's finished eating you.

I wish that pizza grew on trees.
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Postby Silvanis » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:12 pm

Granted, but it tastes like fruit.

I wish I could find my My Neighbor Totoro dvd.
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Postby EireWolf » Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:08 pm

Granted. You find it under a foot of filth in the sewer.

I wish I could sculpt for more than 4 hours at a stretch.
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Postby Photosoph » Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:22 pm

Granted, but you develop your muscles so mightily that you become the next Hulk.

I wish I had hulk-type strength without the hulk-type bulk. ;)
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Postby Silvanis » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:19 pm

Granted, but you do turn green.

I wish my hair was blue.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:24 pm

Granted, but you've got horrible dandruf

I wish that up was down
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Postby Silvanis » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:27 pm

Granted, but it really messes up your head so you think everything is backwards.

I wish that wasn't so confusing.
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Postby Photosoph » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:53 pm

Green? That's pretty cool. Whoot, I'm the she-hulk! Muwhahahahaha!!
*Ahem.*

Granted, but instead it becomes an enlightening philosophical statement, which is somehow all the more scary.

I wish I had a house at the top of a palm tree. ^_^
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Postby Silvanis » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:16 pm

Granted, but coconuts always fall through the roof.

I wish I could change my appearance at will.
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:56 pm

Granted, but all you can turn into is a Quasimodo look alike.

I wish that the wish I'm thinking of right now would come true.
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