Corrupted wish game

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Postby Silvanis » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:28 pm

Granted, now it's in a bucket.

I wish I could color and shade my pictures better.
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Postby EireWolf » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:39 pm

Granted... but every time you finish a picture to perfection, it spontaneously combusts.

I wish my cat could speak English.
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Postby Nate » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:43 pm

Granted, but it only says swear words.

I wish my hair was longer.
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Postby Photosoph » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:50 pm

Granted, but your life becomes a literal version of the fairytale 'Rupunzel'. Your name, however, stays the same... yet for some strange reason you're known as 'Ruppy' for short.

I wish I had a cool name like 'Shadow' or 'Critter' or something. :eh:
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Postby Ryoko » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:53 pm

granted but you turn into your nickname of critter and run around looking like an over sized fuzzy meat ball trying to eat people.

I wish I could eat all the candy in the world and not get fat.
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Postby Photosoph » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:56 pm

Granted, but the people of the world miss their candy and string you up like a pinata. Choosing a fearsome warrior, they arm him with a stick and set him to bashing you until all the candy comes back out. ~_^

I wish I had candy right now...
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Postby EireWolf » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:57 pm

Granted, but all your teeth rot out of your head.

I wish my cat wouldn't swear so much.
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Postby Silvanis » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:58 pm

Granted, but now it loses its voice.

I wish my dog wasn't so lazy.
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Postby Ryoko » Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:01 pm

granted, but now it is so over anxious to see you that he attacks you and any others that happen into your yard.

I wish I were an oscar meyer bolonga.
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"We all go through times in life that shape who we become. These experiences become ingraind on our subconcious mind and cause us to grow stronger and wiser, or the force us into wekaness and foolishness. It is from the experiences that we learn to love life or to hate it. Ultimately, we have the choice."
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Postby Silvanis » Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:03 pm

Granted, but you are eaten.

I wish it was raining.
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Postby K. Ayato » Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:05 pm

Granted, but now it only rains on you and not on anyone or everything else.
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Postby Ryoko » Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:07 pm

I wish every one would remember to post a wish.
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"We all go through times in life that shape who we become. These experiences become ingraind on our subconcious mind and cause us to grow stronger and wiser, or the force us into wekaness and foolishness. It is from the experiences that we learn to love life or to hate it. Ultimately, we have the choice."
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Postby EireWolf » Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:09 pm

:lol:

Granted, but they're lame wishes.

I wish everyone came up with really awesome wishes.
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Postby Ryoko » Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:13 pm

granted, but your wishes become inferior.

I wish I had a million bucks.
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Postby Shadowchild » Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:28 pm

granted... you have a million four-point bucks (animal)

i wish this buck wasnt eating me
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Postby Silvanis » Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:30 pm

Granted, now a weasel is eating you.

I wish I could do a reasonable Irish accent.
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Postby Shadowchild » Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:38 pm

granted... but no one can understand you.

i wish japanese was an easy language to learn
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Postby Ryoko » Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:02 pm

granted but now you can't learn english

I wish I had enough kimonos to wear them everyday
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"We all go through times in life that shape who we become. These experiences become ingraind on our subconcious mind and cause us to grow stronger and wiser, or the force us into wekaness and foolishness. It is from the experiences that we learn to love life or to hate it. Ultimately, we have the choice."
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Postby Silvanis » Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:05 pm

Granted, but they're all ugly colors.

I wish Who's Line is it Anyway could be on all the time!
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:42 pm

Granted, but it's all reruns of only one episode.

I wish I could teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Postby Photosoph » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:34 pm

Granted, but when everyone takes one big breath in together in perfect harmony, the oxygeon disappears and we all die.
How cruel.

I wish I had a bottle of oxygeon.
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Postby SnowLeopard » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:37 pm

Granted, but it ignites and blows up your house.

I wish I had wings.
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Postby Silvanis » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:47 pm

Granted, but they're little ones that can't fly you anywhere.

I wish I wasn't sick.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:00 pm

Granted, you took a turn for the worse and are now dead.

I wish that I could meet development in person.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Postby Hephzibah » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:44 am

Granted, but you get an 'F'

I wish that Australians ruled the world XD

(btw, this is my first time posting here... am I doing it right?)
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:11 am

Granted, but the world is destroyed before you can do anything. XD

I wish I hadn't gotten sunburnt...>.>

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Postby steelbeliever » Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:45 am

granted...you now have frostbite and all your fingers fall off so you can no longer post!

i wish i could finally beat my bother at halo! GYAAAH!
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Postby EireWolf » Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:07 am

Granted, but he beats you with a club.

I wish I didn't have to go grocery shopping. Ever.
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Postby Shadowchild » Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:13 am

granted... but now you starve to death.

i wish my poems didnt suck. -_-
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Postby EireWolf » Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:38 am

Granted... but your vacuum cleaner doesn't either.

I wish I could've come up with a better corruption.
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