Corrupted wish game

Postby **Silvanis** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:24 pm

Granted, but they don't know how to type.

I wish I had the money to buy Spirited Away

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:30 pm

granted... but it was cracked (good movie btw)

i wish i were a really good writer

Postby **Photosoph** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:09 pm

Granted, but, like Van Gogh, your work only becomes famous when you're not around to enjoy its fruitfulness. ^_^

I wish I had that cool painting of the stars by Van Gogh.

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:12 pm

granted... but it got smeared

i wish i could think strait

Postby **Warrior 4 Jesus** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:14 pm

Granted... but now you can't think curved (abstractly)

I wish people spoke in comprehendable sentences on on-line forums.

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:17 pm

granted... but you dont speak the same language

i wish i knew everyone here

Postby **Photosoph** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:49 pm

Granted, but you now wish you didn't.

I wish that I had thought of a corrupting wishes thread!

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:53 pm

granted... but you then forgot it

i wish i knew what to wish for

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:41 pm

Granted, but you don't know how to wish for it.

I wish that I had a large pepperoni and sausage pizza right now.

Postby **phinny5608** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 7:50 am

Granted, but it's really old and rotten... and moving.

I wish I would stop forgetting to post my wishes (as I did this time and had to edit).

Postby **Kkun** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 7:54 am

Granted, you remember to post all of the wishes you've ever had that creep into your brain and you're locked at your computer without food, water, sleep, or bathroom breaks. Then you space out and dream that you die but you're not that lucky. Good job.

I wish I had a new car.

Postby **Ryoko** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:19 am

(this looks like fun. Mind if I join in?)

granted, but it's an old clunker that doesn't go any farther than the end of you drive way.

(sorry if this has been said before)

I wish I could be in a story.

Postby **Myoti** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:32 am

Granted, but you die faster than you can say "Plot Holes".

I wish to become a world famous video game designer.

Postby **Ryoko** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:35 am

granted but you only make one great video game and the others you make are so terriblke that you are hated by the masses.

I wish I could get published.

Postby **phinny5608** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:48 am

Granted, you could get published, but it's pretty unlikely.

I wish I had a bigger nose (try messing up one that's already bad).

Postby **Ryoko** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:50 am

granted, but it has three nostrils.

I wish I had a twin

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:55 am

Granted you now have an evil twin, that will steal your identity.

I wish that this thread would take over all of CAA.

Postby **Ryoko** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:01 am

granted, but every other thread posted by anyone dies out and all the members go away because there's no longer any point to the madness.

I wish the sky was neon green.

Postby **phinny5608** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:09 am

Granted, but most people don't like it, and blame you for it. Now, you're hated where ever you go.

I wish you would all give me a hug! :hug:

Postby **Silvanis** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:50 am

Granted, but they are bone-crushing. :hug:

I wish I didn't have to go back to school.

Postby **Ryoko** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:28 am

granted, but you spend the rest of your life feeling like an idiot because you have no idea what anyone is saying.

I wish I had the ability of telepathy so I could know what everyone really thinks about me.

Postby **phinny5608** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:34 am

(This is easy) Granted... and you wish you didn't have it before too long.

I wish I was awesome.

Postby **Ryoko** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:36 am

granted, but you get cocky in your awesomeness and people start to hate you. You then have no friends, sorry.

I wish I was elastigirl.

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:59 pm

granted... but you are unstable and cant walk.

i wish that i remembered what i wished for

Postby **Maledicte** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:55 pm

Granted, but you forget everything else, like how to tie your shoes...or even breathe. (and then you DIE *injoke)

I wish my bed was a coffin and I wasn't dead.

Postby **phinny5608** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:03 pm

Granted, but it's very uncomfortable and splinter-y.

I wish I had much bucks.

Postby **Photosoph** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:42 pm

Granted, but their actually bucks of that weird legendary bunny with antlers which I think is called a Jackelope...

I wish I had a jackelope.

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:14 pm

granted... but it hates you so it ran away

i wish my mom would get another cat or dog

Postby **Silvanis** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:17 pm

Granted, but in some strange occurance you become allergic.

I wish it wasn't so hot here.

Postby **Nate** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:24 pm

Granted. Now it's subzero.

I wish my mind wasn't always in the gutter. -.-

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