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Postby Photosoph » Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:06 pm

Granted. He IS a flesh-eating bacteria. ...Don't get too close.

I wish I had a Gir beanie!
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Postby mechana2015 » Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:14 pm

granted but the real gir attached to the front is too heavy for you to wear the beanie.

I wish I could have a plush monket..just cuz tey look cool.
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Postby CreatureArt » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:43 pm

Granted, but you only have it for a split second before it comes to life and runs off. (You still had a monket. Just not for long).

I wish I had the Legend of Chin, Learning to Breathe and New Way to be Human albums by Switchfoot. :)
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Postby Photosoph » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:59 pm

I wish I could have a plush monket..just cuz tey look cool.


Aw.... thank you, Mechana!

...Granted, CA! You get the albums -only they're empty of CDs!

I wish I had an unpoisoned apple.
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Postby Syaoran » Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:10 pm

Granted...but you will fall asleep from the first bite

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Postby Shia Kyosuka » Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:46 pm

Granted! But it helps people fall from the face of the earth!


I want a... High-End Conputer that will be infintely overclockable that will not overheat, burn, freeze, alter the time space continuum, hurt me or anybody else, slow-down, turn-off while using, or any other defect you can think of!


HA! beat THAT!!!!
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Postby Maledicte » Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:09 pm

Granted, but it turns back time so now you are sitting in the middle of a land war in Asia with a now-useless, high end computer "that will be infintely overclockable that will not overheat, burn, freeze, alter the time space continuum, hurt me or anybody else, slow-down, turn-off while using, or any other defect you can think of!"

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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:30 pm

Granted, but the knowledge causes you to embrace your flesh-eating bacteria side and eat the entire human race.

I wish that I and the rest of the human race hadn't been eated by SirThinks2MuchAboutBeingAFleshEatingBacteria.
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Postby Maledicte » Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:37 pm

granted. Now you've all been eaten by the Great Black Beast of Aaaaaauuugh!

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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:40 pm

Granted - they were real, until they were eaten by the Great Black Beast of Aaaaaauuugh!

I wish that I could give a certain animator a heart attack.
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Postby Maledicte » Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:46 pm

Granted--but you've just killed Hayao Miyazaki. You monster.

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Postby Photosoph » Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:57 am

Syaoran wrote:Granted...but you will fall asleep from the first bite

I wish that this helped people.


Eee! You found that old link! ^_^

Granted. He will now die tomorrow. ...But of course, tomorrow never comes...

I wish I knew how to 3D animate instantaneously.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:09 am

Granted, you now know how. You just aren't capable of actually doing it.

I wish that all of the male anime characters that fangirls drool over would be replaced by auto workers from Detroit.
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Postby Shadowchild » Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:05 am

granted...but now they drool over you. hehehe. XDDD

i wish i could sleep in longer during the morning.-_-
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Postby Syaoran » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:03 am

Photosoph wrote:Eee! You found that old link! ^_^

Granted. He will now die tomorrow. ...But of course, tomorrow never comes...

I wish I knew how to 3D animate instantaneously.
Oh you mean this little guy----->ImageYa I found him in one of your old posts.


Garanted....but you will never wake up untill the man of your dreams comes to wake you up.

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Postby Shadowchild » Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:27 pm

granted... but nobody knows what that is. (like me hehe ^-^')

i wish that i knew how to make a scanned pic into a jpg. -_-
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Postby Myoti » Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:21 pm

Granted. Your pic turns into the letters JPG.

vv I wish/hope this isn't poisonous (Photosoph rocks! ^-^). vv
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:24 pm

Granted but it multiplies like a hungry Tribble and before you know it you're buried
to your rubber butt underneath happy mushrooms!

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Postby Photosoph » Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:09 pm

:lol: :lol: Rofl! Thanks Myoti!
Sheesh, I should post a link to my Photobucket site -I have at least twenty animated gifs there. :lol:

Granted -but they're just cardboard cutouts.

I wish I had uploaded more animated gifs.
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Postby Shadowchild » Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:14 pm

granted... but now you cant find them anymore.

i wish that my jpg would turn back to my pic
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Postby Silvanis » Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:29 pm

Granted, but it is soon deleted.

I wish I could make good wishes.
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Postby Kuro-Mizu » Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:46 pm

Granted but your keyboard breaks down and you can't pst them here! I wish the world was flat!
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Postby Shadowchild » Sun Jul 24, 2005 3:17 pm

granted... but you fell off the edge

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Postby Silvanis » Sun Jul 24, 2005 3:23 pm

Granted, but they all have mental disorders.

I wish for ice cream
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:02 pm

granted, but it's actually creamed ice - baby food for little snowmen.

I wish that I knew why shadowchild thought that having fangirls drooling over me was a corruption of my wish. (It would be great - the sheer merchandising potential would be enormous!)
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Postby Shadowchild » Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:07 pm

granted... i am stupid. ^-^

i wish that nail polish didnt smell so dang bad
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:18 pm

Granted - now it doesn't smell so bad, it smells worse.

I wish that a logarithmic progression would double back on itself.
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Postby Photosoph » Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:37 pm

Granted, but it creates lots of nasty black holes, one of which the Earth manages to get stuck in. In fact, earth gets stuck in the mouth of one black hole, causing a massive explosion that wipes out everything except the aforementioned baby snowmen for some reason....

I wish I had creamed ice for baby snowmen.
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Postby Syaoran » Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:39 pm

Kaligraphic wrote:Granted - now it doesn't smell so bad, it smells worse.

I wish that a logarithmic progression would double back on itself.


Granted - now it is a natural logrithmic progression that doubled back on itself.

I wish that this wish was Granted.
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Postby Shadowchild » Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:43 pm

granted... what was it again? (forgotten)

i wish there were more people that knew about my RP... -_- *sigh*
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