Corrupted wish game

Postby **Syaoran** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:42 am

Granted, But it has a mind of its own

I wish Ashley was the smartest one arownd.

Postby **steelbeliever** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:28 am

granted...she only appears smarter because her head is the size of a watermelon! no offense ashley... :sweat:

i wish i didn't have chronic-bad-spelling while online...

Postby **GhostPoet** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:33 am

steelbeliever wrote:granted...she only appears smarter because her head is the size of a watermelon! no offense ashley...

i wish i didn't have chronic-bad-spelling while online...

Granted. But you become a mute and so talking online is the only way you can speak...but you speak it well!

I wish that Tuna would grow feet and attempt to take over the world.

Postby **Myoti** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:34 am

Granted, but they can't breathe out of water.

I wish I could speak English, Japanese, and Latin.

Postby **Ashley** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:36 am

Granted, but you'll switch between them uncontrollably.

I wish I had every manga I wanted right now.

Postby **Ingemar** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:38 am

Granted, but it's untranslated.

I wish this thread would slow down.

Postby **Maledicte** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:41 am

Granted. Now it's in semi-permanent stasis for the next 300 years.

I wish people would get the gender of the person on my avatar right. o.O;;

Postby **Scribs** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:23 pm

granted, but now they are getting confued about your age.

I wish only for a ship and a star to sail 'er by

Postby **Maledicte** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:41 pm

piloswine wrote:granted, but now they are getting confued about your age.

Yesss! My plan is working

Granted, now you're in a U-boat headed straight for the sun.

I wish my dog wasn't so smelly.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:44 pm

Granted, but that's because it ran off to be the star of a show on broadway and free grooming was included in the contract.

I wish I was super-speedy fast. ^_^

Postby **Syaoran** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:49 pm

Granted....you go so fast that you can't slow down.

I wish that People would help each other.

Postby **Icarus** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:20 pm

Granted, everyone has come down with "Lemming Syndrome," and help each other over the cliff.

I wish the CPS would pick up.

Postby **Maledicte** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:20 pm

granted. Now it picks up loose women.

I wish I could tapdance.

Postby **Photosoph** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:24 pm

Granted. Just make sure you don't try it on the metal hot tap after it's been running for a while.

I wish my post count would soar to 1,000!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:39 pm

Granted, but you get banned for spamming.

I wish that I could trade places with random forum members whenever I wanted.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:53 pm

Greanted, but you end up as ME.

I wish my room could get clean without me having to do anything

Postby **Photosoph** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:15 pm

Granted, but that's because burglars nick all your stuff.

I wish that I had a hammock to rest in. ^_^

Postby **Rachel** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:15 pm

Granted, but it's six feet under ground.

I wish more people were on AIM.

Postby **Maledicte** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:50 pm

Granted, but so many people get on that it's too heavy and sinks a la the Titanic.

I wish pornography would be outlawed.

Postby **Silvanis** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:54 pm

Granted... aw I don't wanna mess with that one.

I wish I could act.

Postby **Maledicte** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:57 pm

granted...you can act like a rabid chicken with a limp.

I'm so mean...

Okay I wish it would rain tomorrow.

Postby **Silvanis** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:00 pm

Granted, but not where you live.

I wish it would snow where I live.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:25 pm

Granted. It snows, and snows, and snows. 10ft. within a week, and 50 within a month. You are trapped, and running out of heat. You die of hypothermia, and are necromantically reanimated to shovel the snow. Then you are burned.

I wish that more bands understoon that ballads and power metal are a good combination.

Postby **K. Ayato** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:42 pm

Granted, but those song attempts never hit the charts.

I wish Kaligraphic would stop changing his signature so often.

Postby **Fsiphskilm** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:44 pm

Granted b

Postby **K. Ayato** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:33 pm

Granted, but no one's ever heard of you.

I wish I could dematerialize at will.

Postby **Kiba-kun** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:41 pm

granted but you stay that way

i wish i didnt have to go back to school

Postby **Photosoph** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:17 pm

Granted... but... didn't I grant a wish like this before? :eh:

Ah well. Granted, but that's because you're not going back to school... you're a teacher who sleeps in a closet there and never leaves!

Postby **Icarus** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:38 pm

Your non wish has been granted, but at a heavy price. You must now watch Barney "Steppin' to the Oldies!"

I wish I hadn't thought of that. :drool:

Postby **mechana2015** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:44 pm

granted but you have had you're memory wiped back to before you were potty trained... just to delete that one thought

I wish Joan had left her darn name alone.

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