Corrupted wish game

Postby **zoupzuop2** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:59 pm

Granted, but the anti-air missiles wish you DIDN'T fly. They're more aggressive with their wishes.

I wish for every Oingo Boingo rarity(legally acquired of course).

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:09 pm

granted, but they're now taxed by the government. You owe the tax man more money than you can ever pay.

I wish for the ability to split rocks with the power of my mind.

Postby **Icarus** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:21 pm

Granted, but you have to remove your brain from you skull to do so.

I wish for chocolate cookies.

Postby **Maledicte** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:27 pm

Granted, but they are moldy, lichen-encrusted chocolate cookies.

I wish I had a magic acorn.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:57 pm

Granted, but it doesn't do anything other than being magic.

I wish that I had a clan of loyal ninjas bound to my service.

Postby **Icarus** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:03 am

Granted, but they can't do anything as they're tied up.

Let's see what you do with this:

I wish to change the world.

Postby **Dark_angel** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:12 am

Granted, a piece of cake appeared in front of a starving child in Africa somewhere. You're changing the world....one piece cake at a time...XD

hmm...I wish I had telepathic powers.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:19 am

<<EDIT>>
You beat me to it, DA. ^_^

Granted, but you can only read the mind of tomatoes. Whether they actually posess a mind is debatable.

I wish I were wearing my jester hat right now.

Postby **Icarus** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:19 am

Dark_angel wrote:Granted, a piece of cake appeared in front of a starving child in Africa somewhere. You're changing the world....one piece cake at a time...XD

hmm...I wish I had telepathic powers.

Let them eat cake!

Congradulations. You can now read the minds of fifteen year old boys.

I wish for respect.

Postby **Maledicte** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:27 am

Granted, but only yaks and llamas respect you. Camels, unfortunately, don't, and spit in your face.

I wish I could become invisible.

Postby **Icarus** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:36 am

Granted, but you can't breathe while invisible.

I wish to tie the Gordian knot.

Postby **Maledicte** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:40 am

granted, unfortunately it's around yourself and a sinking ship in the Marianas Trench, where the mysterious giant squid makes itself at home.

I wish the internet didn't cost so much.

Postby **Cognitive Gear** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:46 am

Granted, but access to CAA costs $90.00 a month.

I wish for the power to forsee the future.

Postby **Icarus** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:52 am

Granted, but you only see your death in three... two... one...

I wish for wings.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:57 am

Granted, but they're about 3mm long and on your big toe. Sorry 'bout that.

I wish PhotoSoph were made of milo.

Postby **Myoti** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:19 am

Granted, but being her twin, you are too.

I wish I had a picture scanner.

Postby **R. Zion** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:49 am

Granted, but you must assemble it piece by piece and only have an instruction manual written in the language of Angler fish.

I wish I could get the time and money right now to go to Otakon.

Postby **Syaoran** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:55 am

Granted, but you only get enought money and time to step through the doors, then you have to leave.

I wish that my wish is Corrupted.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:57 am

Granted, but your wish is not corrupted

I wish I was the first post on page 30. >.>;

Postby **Syaoran** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:08 pm

I made a loop hole there did'nt I.

Postby **Myoti** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:20 pm

Er, granted?

I wish I understood what the crap just happened.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:25 pm

Myoti wrote:Er, granted?

I wish I understood what the crap just happened.

Granted, but you'll get a headache.

Syaoran wrote:I made a loop hole there did'nt I.

XP no, you wished your wish was corrupted, and its granted and not corrupted. There for while your wish is granted its corrupted in the fact that its not corrupted.

I wish i could have come up with a less confusing explanation.

Postby **Myoti** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:28 pm

Granted, but it involves monkeys with shotguns.

I wish I could find a therapist who's not nuts himself.

Postby **Sonic_13** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:31 pm

granted, you find one thats bonkers
I wish this wish were infinitely flawless.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:32 pm

Granted but it wont come to pass bugs build space ships and take over the universe.

I wish i wasn't nuts myself.

Postby **Syaoran** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:35 pm

Granted, but you will be eating nuts.

I wish that My loop hole did not case problems.

Postby **Myoti** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:22 pm

Granted, but it's too late.

I wish it weren't too late.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:23 pm

Granted but to do that we must time travel you to 1700 BC!

I wish I was Ranma!

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:26 pm

Granted, but only your name has been changed to Ranma.

I wish i had a game to play. >.>;

Postby **K. Ayato** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:18 pm

Granted, but it's that boring game known as The Game of Life.

I wish I had Wicket, the Ewok, as a pet.

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