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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:59 am

Granted, but you have been abducted by UFO's and are about to be probed.

I wish for a raise.
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Postby Sonic_13 » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:00 pm

granted, you are given a 5 foot stepladder.

I wish for the xbox 360 4 months before its released... THAT FUNCTIONS
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:02 pm

Granted but it explodes after the first game.

I wish i wasnt on board an alien ship. X.x;
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:11 pm

Granted, they dropped you off in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

I wish to be the greatest martial artist in the universe.
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Postby Wild Eagle » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:11 pm

Granted but the aliens come to you.

I wish I lived in a "above water sea colony".
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:13 pm

Granted but its on an uninhabited water planet, where you alone are the only intelligent life.

I wish I was on dry land.
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:16 pm

Granted, but you are in the middle of an Earthquake.

I wish for Boston Baked Beans.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:22 pm

Granted, but their from a place on another planet and in that planets language "boston baked beans" means raw uncooked larva

I wish i was somewhere, where there wasn't an earthquake, but still on earth and not in the ocean.
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Postby Myoti » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:27 pm

Granted, you're in a volcano.

I wish for a Nintendo Revolution that works and doesn't blow up or melt, etc..
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:33 pm

Granted buts in the volcano with me and i accidentally dropped it.

I wish i was somewhere i wanted to be.
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Postby Ingemar » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:40 pm

Granted, but famine and pestilence spring out once you arrive.

I wish I had a turkey sandwhich.
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Postby zoupzuop2 » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:44 pm

Granted, but the turkey isn't dead yet!

I wish for Rolls of duct tape.
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Postby Lehn » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:53 pm

granted, but they will only stick to cheese.


I wish for a glass of lemonade.
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Postby Sonic_13 » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:57 pm

granted but its unsweetened

I wish for super guitar playing skills
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:22 pm

Granted but guitars are now outlawed

I wish there was no famine or pestilence
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:34 pm

Granted, but worldwide obesity shoots through the roof.

I wish for a million dollars.
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Postby Jaltus-bot » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:35 pm

Granted, but they are actually sand dollars and are very brittle.

I wish for a reeses peanutbutter cup.
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It's cosplay, get used to it.

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Postby Sonic_13 » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:36 pm

granted but its rotten.

I wish for strength matching that of the hulk, only I can retain my sanity =)
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Postby Icarus » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:55 pm

Granted, but you get launched into space.

I wish for mimes.
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Postby Starfire1 » Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:06 pm

Granted, but the mimes will stalk you day and night. Afternoons too.

I wish for a shiny new bike.
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Postby Myoti » Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:10 pm

Granted, but the shine blinds you.

I wish I didn't have to go.
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Postby Ingemar » Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:13 pm

Granted, but that's because you're incontinent.

I wish that image didn't pop up in my brain XP
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Postby Myoti » Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:14 pm

Granted. It will be replaced by something worse.

I wish I didn't have to leave.
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Postby Icarus » Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:17 pm

Granted. The world leaves you.

I wish the mimes didn't stalk me.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:20 pm

Granted, now regular scary clowns stalk you instead.

I wish someone would post a new thread.
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Postby Maledicte » Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:21 pm

granted, they get post-it notes and stick it all over your forehead.

I wish I had a genie to grant my wishes.
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Postby Icarus » Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:21 pm

Granted. The genie is malevolent

I wish for books.
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Postby Maledicte » Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:23 pm

Granted, but they land in a big heap on your head.

I wish my genie wasn't malevolent.
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Postby Knives » Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:33 pm

Granted, but it can only grant one wish every 1000000000000000 billion years

I wish for a Paintball gun.
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Postby Maledicte » Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:22 pm

granted, but it explodes when you fire it.

I wish I had my two front teeth.
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