Corrupted wish game

Postby **Warrior 4 Jesus** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:30 pm

Wish granted but you find you want the simple life. The paparazzi is too much for you.

I wish less people wished more often for less people's possessions.

Postby **Madeline** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:34 pm

Wish granted but the granter is confused and makes more people wish less often for more people's possessions.

I wish that my heart could be at peace.

Postby **Ingemar** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:37 pm

Granted, but that requires a new pacemaker.

I wish for a large club.

Postby **Warrior 4 Jesus** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:42 pm

Wish granted but it turns out to be a night club and its daytime.

I wish for wishes three.

Postby **Ingemar** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:45 pm

Granted, but "Wishes Three" happens to be a gay bar.

I wish for a nice, cozy day spa somewhere in the Swiss Alps.

Postby **Warrior 4 Jesus** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:47 pm

Wish granted but the spa is outdoors and all the towels have been stolen.

I wish I hadn't gone into "Wishes Three"

Postby **Ingemar** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:55 pm

Granted, but that's because an elderly Austrian woman propositioned you on the way to there, and you got distracted running away in terror, and then the express line hit you, sending emergency medical workers to your aid, shuttling you to the hospital where the doctor told you he needs to amputate your leg, but you crawl out of there instead and hitch a ride to Tierra Del Fuego, but the doctor wasn't kidding and you die of gangrene on the way.

I wish I had a cup of iced coffee.

Postby **Warrior 4 Jesus** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:58 pm

Wish granted but the waiter misunderstands you and sends you on a trip to Antartica, where you are given coffee.

I wish I knew if Ingemar was really all there. XD

Postby **Ingemar** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:03 am

Granted, but you find out that all his component parts are stuffed in a duffel bag.

I wish... um... that, uh... I leave a beautiful corpse when I die.

Postby **Sonic_13** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:09 am

granted but you die in a plane crash in the atlantic ocean never to be found

I wish I were better at counter strike

Postby **Kiba-kun** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:36 am

granted but you foget how to do anything else

i wish for an evil mutant chicken

Postby **Myoti** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:44 am

Granted, but he eats you.

I wish 4Kids would die.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:19 am

Myoti wrote:Granted, but he eats you.

I wish 4Kids would die.

Granted, you meet 4 kids and they get to be close to you and look up to you, and just as they start to become your best friend they die.

I wish those 4 kids were still alive... o.o

Postby **Azier the Swordsman** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:36 am

SigmaKnight wrote:Granted, you meet 4 kids and they get to be close to you and look up to you, and just as they start to become your best friend they die.

I wish those 4 kids were still alive... o.o

Granted... but they are T-Virus zombies.

I wish for a Plasma TV.

Postby **Myoti** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:32 am

Granted, but it's made from real plasma and fries you as soon as you turn it on.

I wish the company 4Kids would die.

Postby **Ingemar** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:57 am

Granted, but instead, they turn into one of those white cube things with dots on their side.

I wish I had a submarine. Preferably yellow.

Postby **Taslin_Jewel** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:03 am

Granted, but you have to live in it with with a bunch of beetles.

I wish the SAT rpg would start. (Hint-hint, t_n_c)

Postby **Myoti** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:03 am

Granted, but everyone dies.

I wish...

Postby **Azier the Swordsman** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:21 am

Granted, but it is corrupted.

I wish I could go back in time and start over.

Postby **Ingemar** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:21 am

Granted, but you're born as a cow.

I wish I had a tuna sandwhich.

Postby **steelbeliever** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:25 am

granted. but you choke on a bone and die...

i wish i had come in here earlier

Postby **Myoti** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:26 am

Granted. *poof* You come in before it existed.

I wish this thread never started.

Postby **Taslin_Jewel** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:27 am

Granted...but your post vanished along with the thread, so a paradox was created and the thread exists anyway. :lol:

I wish that I had some Skittles...

Postby **steelbeliever** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:30 am

granted but you can't swallow them...

i wish my dog wasn't fat anymore...

Postby **Myoti** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:32 am

Granted. He gets skinny and starves.

I wish I had Vash's shapeshifting uber-powerful gun.

Postby **Cap'n Nick** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:34 am

Granted, but then Vash comes and shoots you through the kneecaps in front of a Safeway.

I wish my pants were awesome.

Postby **steelbeliever** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:38 am

granted but you're not wearing them

i wish i was smarter

Postby **Azier the Swordsman** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:39 am

Granted, but your head is now the size of a football.

I wish I had superpowers.

Postby **Ingemar** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:40 am

Granted, but in return, everyone on the planet gets to know your weaknesses.

I wish I could punch Man Faye in the neck.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:56 am

Ingemar wrote:Granted, but in return, everyone on the planet gets to know your weaknesses.

I wish I could punch Man Faye in the neck.

Granted, you defeat man faye but as a result you become the new manfaye.

I wish I wasnt bored. >.>;

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