The CAA Vending Machine

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:45 pm

Receives a beautiful sketch.

Inserts telephone.
Galatians 3:13 NIV: Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.”

Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.

“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby LecktheTech » Mon Jul 18, 2016 4:12 pm

*Receives bill*

Inserts TCG again
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.

The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Mon Jul 18, 2016 4:14 pm

Receives a white chocolate sword

Inserts LecktheTech
Galatians 3:13 NIV: Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.”

Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.

“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
― Reign

You seem happy from the bottom of your heart. That also makes me me just as happy.
-Sala Shane (Charlotte)

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Sundown » Mon Jul 18, 2016 9:29 pm

Receives headphones.


*crawls into the vending machine*

...Help, I'm stuck!
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby LecktheTech » Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:49 am

*Receives stick of dynamite, lit and ready to blow*


Inserts what's left...of Sundown.
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.

The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Sun Jul 24, 2016 5:57 pm

*receives beautifully constructed mannequin*
Ehh.....

*inserts mannequin*
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Michael Lance » Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:51 pm

*receives a severed head. From a mannequin. Spurting tomato juice.*

Doesn't anyone ever pay attention to the "keep yours hands out of the machine" signs?

*inserts rolled-up Mona Lisa*
M-I-C-H-A-E-L

spell it right, or don't spell it at all.

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby LecktheTech » Tue Aug 16, 2016 4:42 pm

*Receives treasure map on the back*

Inserts PSP
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.

The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby IPv4 » Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:42 pm

Receives a psp game

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby LecktheTech » Mon Aug 22, 2016 7:04 pm

*Recieves nuking*

Inserts radaway
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.

The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Michael Lance » Tue Aug 30, 2016 2:30 pm

*receives swarm of angry radscorpions*

WHY ME

*inserts Nuka-Cola and runs away screaming*
M-I-C-H-A-E-L

spell it right, or don't spell it at all.

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby LecktheTech » Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:25 pm

*Receives aforementioned ICMB*

Inserts....Hmmm...a Lance
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.

The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Michael Lance » Tue Sep 06, 2016 1:55 pm

*receives his own left shoe*

Ohhh, so THAT'S where I left it!

*inserts gold-plated quarter*
M-I-C-H-A-E-L

spell it right, or don't spell it at all.

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Sat Sep 10, 2016 9:45 am

Receives a letter that says: ''FAKE!''

Inserts a lurker.
Galatians 3:13 NIV: Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.”

Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.

“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
― Reign

You seem happy from the bottom of your heart. That also makes me me just as happy.
-Sala Shane (Charlotte)

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Zeldafan2 » Mon Sep 12, 2016 6:02 am

Receives a spam bot.

Inserts a Botan.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby LecktheTech » Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:11 pm

*Recieves a wikipedia page of meanings*

Inserts lazy poster.
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.

The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby LecktheTech » Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:11 pm

*Recieves a wikipedia page of meanings*

Inserts lazy poster.

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The arrow swift, the gate is strong

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Wed Mar 29, 2017 2:52 pm

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Inserts wedding.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby ClaecElric4God » Sun Apr 16, 2017 4:41 am

Receives a giant mess of confetti, rice, and doves to clean up.
Inserts face.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Wed Apr 19, 2017 1:38 pm

Receives black eye.
Inserts way too much easter candy.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:40 am

receives too tiny basket

Insert cappuccino
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Mon Jul 03, 2017 8:45 pm

Receives extremely hyper five-year-old.
Inserts embroidered tapestry
"I tell you, if they keep quiet, the stones will cry out." (Luke 19:37-40).
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby ClaecElric4God » Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:23 pm

Receives Unembroidered tapestry. Muahahaha!
Inserts my least favorite teacher.
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the Lord require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? -Micah 6:8 KJV
They have shewed thee, O teen, what is good; and what doth the world require of thee, but to fit in, be wealthy, have good looks, and be rebellious? -Peer Pressure 1:1
"I hate milk; it's like drinking vomit." -Edward Elric and me. :fmed:
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:23 pm

Receives a rotten apple. Hah!
Inserts dangerously unbalanced hobbit.
"I tell you, if they keep quiet, the stones will cry out." (Luke 19:37-40).
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby AdriTan » Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:06 pm

Receives Gollum!

Inserts bad coffee beans.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:13 pm

Receives unhappy sister who drinks a LOT of coffee.
Inserts closet converted into prayer corner. I saw War Room, sue me!
"I tell you, if they keep quiet, the stones will cry out." (Luke 19:37-40).
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby AdriTan » Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:12 pm

Receives lawsuit. (Probably the only time in the history of this thread that someone got what they asked for XD)

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:23 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Very funny.
Receives Girl's Beefcake brother.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby AdriTan » Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:43 pm

Receives the Spaniard back again. "You must first insert his luggage," the screen says.

Set's beefcake brother free and inserts a flaming log.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Fri Mar 23, 2018 11:23 am

Receives toasted marshmallows. Thanks for the campfire!
Inserts rambling telemarketer.
"I tell you, if they keep quiet, the stones will cry out." (Luke 19:37-40).
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