Corrupted wish game

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, but Claec spends all of them in a coma brought on by the exhaustion of last week.

I wish Ace would be locked in a box.

[Wild Eagle]

Granted, but unbeknownst to anyone, Ace is a master escape artist and uses his years of training to set himself free.

I wish I had my own private island.

[Cleanedbyblood]

Granted but its only about 1 square foot big

I wish for this wish to be corrupted

[Mullet Death]

Granted, but now you're a corrupt genie yourself and must grant corrupted wishes for all eternity- in the Twilight Zone.

[silvanis2.0]

You now temporarily cease to exist for not making a wish.

I wish to have a talking horse.

[Cc4FuzzyHuggles]

GRANTED! But it never stops talking. It keeps talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talkingand talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talkingand talking and talking!

I Wish I had Nyan Cat!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Any by "Nyan Cat", I assume you mean you want the remains of a cat that somebody's driven over, with a Pop-Tart where the body should be, and a rainbow ribbon coming out of the back. Well, you're pretty sick in the head, but there you go.

I wish for a shining future for all mankind.

[FourFourSeven]

Granted. Global thermonuclear launch detected.

I wish engineers and scientists would do what they've been saying they'd do since forever, and give us our flying cars already.

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, but then they do what they haven't been saying they'd do forever, taking over the planet and forcing everyone to work as lab rats.

I wish I had more time on my hands.

[IStoleYourToast]

Granted, but the time is in the form of grandfather clocks.

I wish I wasn't addicted to pointy things.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but pointy things are still oddly attracted to you - WATCH OUT!

I wish that lasagna didn't give people butt cancer.

[LastLfan]

Granted-now it just goes right to their thighs...and then they blow up

I wish I was a power ranger!

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, but then they cancel the show because no one likes it anymore.

I wish I was the only person who could make awesome puns.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but now Pearls Before Swine creator Stephen Pastis is out of work. Thanks, you just killed one of my favorite comic strips.
I wish My Little Pony would do a Doctor Who parody.

[LastLfan]

Granted-but its of colin baker...with the slitheen XD
I wish i was nathan drake

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, but the real Nathan Drake learns there's someone pretending to be him, and he calls the police on you and sues you for all you're worth.

I wish redundancy was a trend.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but then redundancy is a trend.

I wish redundancy was a trend.

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, but then it turns into a contradiction.

I wish people were only allowed to wear black.

[FourFourSeven]

Granted. Earth is swallowed into the first man-made black hole in space.

I wish money grew on trees. In $25,000 denominations.

(Edit: Whoops! submitted without my accompanying wish!)

[IStoleYourToast]

Granted, but money has become worthless

I wish I my manga script would write itself

[anlptgtsg]

Granted, script is very bad though.

I wish the above user didn't stole my toast.

[Wolfsong]

granted, but the remaining toast is now burned

I wish I was actually a wolf and not a human being...

[Never thirsty!]

Granted, but you may only eat sand for anything else causes an a chemical reaction in your wolf stomach that puts you to sleep for two thousand years

I wish for a world where Manchester City never wins the FA cup

[Abassi]

Granted, though you have disrupted the space time continuum. Now a bunny rules all of England.

I wish my wish could not be twisted around despite my knowing that one must never trust a jinn.

[Hikaru]

Granted. Your wish isn't "twisted" it's "corrupted" =w= I wish it was march 9th already

[Schokolade]

Granted, but dawn begins the inevitable rebellion of horses against humanity.

I wish I was more creative.

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted. You create a super intelligent monster that then kills you and precedes to take over the world. How did you not see that coming?

I wish snow could maintain it's beauty and awesome consistency, but not be cold.

[Cc4FuzzyHuggles]

Granted! But now it remains snowy forever, and you will never see the colors of the other seasons again! Everything is snowy and white!

I wish for more CAA silly forum games! Yay! XD

[IStoleYourToast]

Granted, but then all the silly forum games take over CAA forever.

I wish drinking coffee made me grow till I was a decent height

[TheAlbinoMoose]

Granted, but your feet are now size 15

I wish I could breathe underwater...