Corrupted wish game

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but he acts like a stuck up snob and snubs everyone

I wish people weren't selfish

[AdriTan]

Granted, they are so unselfish that they give their bombs to terrorists who are still selfish and the world ends.

I wish the world didn't end.

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but it is now being used as a tourist location for small, furry creatures that think computers are the local delicacy.

I wish my computer didn't have a large bite taken out of it.

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, now it has tiny bites all over.

I wish i had aftty foods at my house

[syphon]

granted, all you have is bacon

i wish i had some dark chocolate

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but you habe to go to the darkside first.

I wish my sister would stop singing

[AnimeSpriter7.4]

Granted but now your sister won't stop talking

i wish i had a pet chicken

[AdriTan]

Granted. You had a pet chicken. He died.

I wish I had more energy.

[SilverToast]

Granted but you no shock everyone and everything you touch.
*now

I wish for a sandwich.

[AdriTan]

Granted. It's a moldy chocolate and ketchup sandwich.

I wish I could go see The Hobbit.

[Cleanedbyblood]

^granted you see some guy dressed as the hobbit

I wish taxes did themselves

[syphon]

Granted, but you get less back

I wish I could buy manga for a cheaper price

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted but the translation is worse than old tokyo pop manga.

I wish my sister wasn't trying to get me to sing a christmas song

[Cheetah]

Granted. And now you are singing a Christmas song.

I wish I could visit the chat room

[syphon]

granted, but theres no one to chat with

i wish i could play the piano

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but it makes you go crazy.

I wish Jeremy didn't go crazy

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, instead he's ridiculously serious and boring.

I wish there was warm snow.

[syphon]

granted, but it wont melt away

i wish i wasnt boring

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, you go crazy instead.

I wish I didn't grant wishes counterproductively.

[syphon]

Granted, you will now grant productive wishes but with side effects

I wish I knew what to wish for right now

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, but you don't wish for it here so it isn't granted.

I wish, I wish, I wish I were a fish. 'Cause fishes have a better life than people.

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but you get turned into sushi.

I wish i could find a good anime...

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but its only in Japanese with Korean subtitles

I wish I wasn't tired

[syphon]

Granted, but you won't be tired enough to sleep tomorrow

I wish I had high quality headphones

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but they cost you $90000 and works for 5 minutes at a time

I wish the tv wasnt so loud

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, but only because it got so loud you went deaf, so now you can't hear anything.

I wish my dog would do well at our agility trial tomorrow.

[syphon]

Granted, But you don't get to see your dog's performance

I wish I could time travel

[Cheetah]

Granted, you are no longer stuck in time. You can move forward.

I wish 2+2 wouldn't always equal 6.

[DecooPunk]

Granted 2+2 only equals 6 on mondays
I wish someone would make a batman anime.

[Cheetah]

Granted, a kid with no artistic talent, who's stranded on a deserted island for the rest of his life, just completed it.

I wish I had intangibility powers.