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Postby QtheQreater » Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:09 am

Being held hostage somewhere in your room. Your socks are demanding extra Woolite and a guaranteed mate for each of them, or the pants will become a skirt.

Why are all the book stores closing?
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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:29 am

Too many weapons for Maka.

Why are there no gallon size strawberry milk?
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:50 am

because that's what the gallon sized milk and strawberry milk mix is for.

What do we do if Zombies attack and never ment any hard but we attack them anyway?
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Postby DecooPunk » Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:08 pm

we cry and send them get well soon cards.
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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:50 pm

Because watching people is depressing.

Why do you always get stuck on boss battles?
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Postby Nate » Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:27 pm

Because people suck at RPGs.
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I'm...okay with this.

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Postby Davidizer13 » Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:50 pm

Because that's just the way you roll.

Why do we have to answer all these questions?
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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sat Oct 27, 2012 10:00 pm

Because they are the questions that must be answered

Why does cereal dust have to get in my bowl?
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Postby AdriTan » Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:39 am

So it can go swimming in milk. I hear its good for the skin.

Who is good?
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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:31 am

God.

Why are kittens so evil?
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Postby Wolfsong » Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:54 am

Because sratching up your brand new fancy couch is just so much fun.

Why does my ds game hang up on me just when I finally beat that boss I was having so much trouble with?
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"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sun Oct 28, 2012 11:41 am

Because the game creators secretly watch and laugh.

Why are cheese puffs 90% air?
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:41 pm

Because they developer of said cheese puff was smart and figured out a way to sell lots of little for lots.

Why can't I find a cup larger then 100 oz?
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Postby Wolfsong » Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:46 pm

Because I borrowed that cup.

Why does my water taste like vinegar?
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Postby eightluvver888 » Sun Oct 28, 2012 2:34 pm

Because it's actually orange juice.

Why do I insist on procrastinating everything?
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sun Oct 28, 2012 2:45 pm

because you believe in Squidwards statement "Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?"

Why would you do today what you could put off till tomorrow?
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Postby Wolfsong » Sun Oct 28, 2012 2:46 pm

Because I'm bored.

Why am I bored?
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Postby AdriTan » Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:59 pm

Because you don't own a unicorn.

Why do pimples exist??
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Postby Wolfsong » Sun Oct 28, 2012 6:00 pm

Those are the spots a narwhal poked you with his horn.

Why own a unicorn when you could have a phoenix?
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Postby AdriTan » Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:37 pm

The Phoenix generates to much heat for you to cuddle with!

Why do I look so young?
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Postby SilverToast » Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:48 am

It all started with the radioactive acid dumped in Alaska after an attempt to divide by zero.

Why do we not ask questions in Mercury?
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:40 am

Because questions in Ciyanide are so much more interesting.

why are lemon Mereing Pie's so hard to cook?
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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:00 pm

Because lemons are given to you by life.

Why is my friend obsessedn with otters?
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Postby eightluvver888 » Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:25 pm

Cuz they're so cute!

What makes otters so cute?
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Postby Lilac#18 » Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:49 pm

[color="Plum"]They're in love with sea horses.

Why is our blood red when it can be purple like Piccolo's in DBZ?[/color]
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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:45 am

Because red is "cool"

Why is it cool?
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Postby rocklobster » Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:02 am

Because cold air is over you.
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Postby QtheQreater » Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:28 am

Because all those people dying almost every episode can be pretty depressing.

Why are bow ties cool?
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Postby Michael Lance » Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:58 am

Because the Doctor said so.

Why is the Doctor always right?
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:27 pm

Because the doctor said so.

If the doctor doesn't say so who is right then?
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