The Amazing Tale of Joseph Sarrows

[raider~joseph]

******* The Amazing Tale of Joseph Sarrows!
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This is the tale of a boy named Joseph who three times over saved the world and how he one time over became a legend. Lets start at the very start…Joseph was born in the usual way…I suppose he was ordinary except for a certain tendency of his…you see…
Zelda:…so you see ganondorf has returned. I am not sure what he did with the other maidens but…
Joseph: Don’t worry princess ill save you! And the other maidens!...oh wait…this is a dream isn’t it?
And then Joseph woke up in his bed.
Joseph: NOOOOOOO I WAS SOOOOO CLOSE!!!!!!
Joseph is a nerd. One of the few great nerds spawned by society. He hated normal things. Well not all normal things but most. He was only…10…id say when it happened. You see Joseph lived in our world at one time then…well…
Act I Stage 1: End of those days…
*“Hurry up!â€