Worst dream you've ever had

[Nate]

Man who couldn't like Nazis? Those lovable rapscallions! And those uniforms! So fashionable!

[TopazRaven]

Nazis are scary.

[DaughterOfZion]

My english teacher was right. Everything does come down to Jesus and Hitler/Nazi's.

Meanwhile, back on topic, ;D I almost never remember my dreams.

[bkilbour]

I have a recurring dream about once a year, where I'm tied or duct-taped to an office chair on the Grand Canyon, and an invisible force slowly rolls me off. Every time, right after I hit the bottom, I wake up.

All last deployment I kept dreaming about searching various convenience stores looking for my favorite ciagarrettes (American Spirits), but never finding any.

The saddest was when I dreamt of my dad burning in hell and screaming hysterically. I still remember the sound, and I woke up crying.

The scariest? Well, I once dreamed about a skeleton apocalypse. Skeletons were killing people, and the reason that corpses were shedding their skin and joining the skeletons was that it felt really, really good (like some sort of drug) to be doing that and working alongside the other skeletons. Me and my little brother, who saw through that, were locking ourselves in our house and trying our best to hide from them, but he started getting curious about the skeleton-high, and I woke up as I was struggling to keep him from joining them.

[Nate]

Nazis are scary.

What about Nazi ponies?

[TopazRaven]

Being ponies does not make it any less scary. xD

[Nate]

Okay, what about the wacky sitcom "Heil Honey, I'm Home!" about Hitler living in an apartment next door to his kooky Jewish neighbors! That's not scary, it's hilarity!

[TopazRaven]

In in hilarity Hitler gives me nightmares....*Shudders*

[raider~joseph]

Nate your paraodies are awesome but Nazis are evil.That's why I have a chainsaw.Oh and don't worry about skeletons Artix will scare people INTO their skins.That dude is hardcore.

[bkilbour]

...you have a chainsaw...for nazis. I didn't know that they were such a plague that you needed one. But hey, if skeletons are a bigger problem than zombies, than I can see the fourth reich coming in soon.

(man, this and the scotch I had today; I'm gonna have some wierd dreams...)

[raider~joseph]

All great americans have chainsaws specifically for certain types of people.I have 5.Nazis,Raptors,KKK members,Fox news for that segment on bronies,and Lady gaga.Twihards aren't worth the effort if they ever became violent and it would be too cliche to use on the undead.

[TopazRaven]

Raider, what would you do if I told you I like Lady GaGa and raptors (are we talking about dinosaurs here)?

[raider~joseph]

Yes we are I like raptors too...but if I gotta I gotta.As for lady gaga...your life is your own.We are still friends even if you like that evil copycat vulgar r rated language needed to describe how much she is bad pop culture trash.I like you for who you are Topaz.

[TopazRaven]

For that I thank you. I have horrible taste in a lot of things. xD Not just music. Books to apparantly. >:D

[raider~joseph]

Your a twihard?Well I still accept you but you know edward cullen can't use his own powers right?And you can rig your minds eye to confuse a mind reader right?And those aren't werewolves but changelings right?And that Bella is a cowardly bad role model for young girls right?As long as you know that.I forgive you Topaz.

[TopazRaven]

Not a Twihard, I just like the movies and I own the books because my neighbor gave them to me. I have no idea what you're talking about with the using the own powers and rigging your mind's eye. 0.o

[bkilbour]

But I...I like Fox News....

[raider~joseph]

I make fun of twilight for fun and profit.(well not for profit)This means researching the weaklings those drones worship thank you God for wikipeida.

[SincerelyAnomymous]

From funny dreams, to nazis, to Fox News. I think we've wandered from what this thread is suppose to be about.

[josh_manga]

I love what Crispin Freeman has to say about Twilight...

Ferb! I know what we're going to do today...

Lady GagGag. Pretty much sum it up?

I used to have a recurring dream that i was in Agribar, from Aladdin, running across earthen rooftops, and i'd always get to this one jump between buildings and fall. Just before i'd hit bottom, i'd wake up, but then one night i hit the bottom, got up, and walked away a little dazed. Quit having the dream after that. I was really young during this time i think, and might have just been transferring from my crib to a real bed, as i also used to have dreams that i'd be climbing out of a crib and lose my footing and fall, but the floor wouldn't be there to stop me. I could see the floor, but it was really far away.

Oh, and i only think Nazis are a real problem if you actually live in Germany, or any other metropolitan area where they gather.

[TopazRaven]

I find it rather frightning nazis are still around. I've heard they were having a pretty big issue with neo-naizs in St.Petersburg, Russia a few years ago. Obviously most Germans today are definitly not nazis I should think. Now I'm going to have nightmares about naizs. Thanks guys!

[TheMewster]

I... So do not like where this thread has gone. Just saying.

[Nate]

Then relax and watch some fun videos!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_T3z5OuiNg

[TopazRaven]

Oh Nate, you silly boy. I...I seriously thought you were making that up before. xD

[Nate]

No, the show actually aired on British TV. Only the first episode aired though and the backlash against it was so fierce that no more episodes were ever shown. The show is up on its entirety on Youtube, and Brad Jones also reviewed the show on DVD-R Hell.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bj/dvd-r-hell/30996-heil-honey-im-home

[TopazRaven]

I think I might actually watch this eventually just to see how it is. xD

[Sakura]

I've had a lot of bad dreams. One of my most recent ones was a dream about the library. It was night time and my mom and brother were out in the car waiting for me while I was inside. I started walking out and I notice someone dropped their card, so I ran back in to give to her. When I came back out, the car was gone and I was all alone in the dark. I have very childish fears, so I felt like I was gonna die. Then I actually started telling myself to wake up, and before that I didn't even know it was a dream. I woke up completely terrified. IT SUCKED.

God bless!

[seaglass27]

All great americans have chainsaws specifically for certain types of people.I have 5.Nazis,Raptors,KKK members,Fox news for that segment on bronies,and Lady gaga.Twihards aren't worth the effort if they ever became violent and it would be too cliche to use on the undead.

1. Bieber fans
2. Bronies
3. Anime haters
4. Cutters (I loan it to them free of charge)

[josh_manga]

I don't have a chainsaw, but i have a metal softball bat, my wife has a hatchet and several throwing daggers, and my daughter has her cuteness and ear piercing screeches of temper.

We're thinking about getting a shotgun, home intruders and the like, the sound of a shotgun being loaded can be intimidation enough, if the person is sober...

I chose the metal bat for several reasons:

1. It is long enough to give me additional reach.
2. It is short enough to use in enclosed spaces.
3. It is metal, not wood, and will not splinter.
4. It is light enough to use quickly.
5. It has no sharp edge, and can be grabbed from any part.

And as a final thought, my hope is that a metal bat may deflect certain small caliber bullets.

People i would use this on:

1. Home invaders of any kind.
2. Rapists.
3. Pushy boyfriends (of my daughter).
4. Other unwelcome guests...

[Davidizer13]

Raider, what would you do if I told you I like Lady GaGa and raptors (are we talking about dinosaurs here)?

Funny story about that, I once saw that some college had a masters' program in raptor biology. Turns out, it was just about birds of prey, which is still pretty awesome, but it's not exactly Jurassic Park, if you know what I mean.