Oblivion: Why were you arrested?

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Oblivion: Why were you arrested?

Postby Htom Sirveaux » Sat May 08, 2010 9:14 am

At the beginning of Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, you find yourself in an Imperial jail cell, having been arrested for an unspecified crime. But they don't have to tell you. You know what you did.

Me, I was arrested for rocking harder than I was legally allowed to rock.

So, buddy . . . what are you in for?
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Postby Bobtheduck » Mon May 10, 2010 5:51 am

Being a product evangelist for my geek loves.
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Postby Atria35 » Mon May 10, 2010 11:12 am

Arrested for having cooler armor than the palace guards, of course! XD

Or failing a ninja mission :(
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Postby Rusty Claymore » Mon May 10, 2010 3:27 pm

I was arrested for not passing in a passing zone. -_-
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Postby Ante Bellum » Mon May 10, 2010 3:35 pm

Eating the last of the Whoppers and not throwing away the box.
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Postby CrimsonRyu17 » Mon May 10, 2010 3:59 pm

Eating an orange while taking a bath.
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Postby bigsleepj » Mon May 10, 2010 8:29 pm

It was a miscarriage of justice; that is you did not miss it. You ran your cart into the carriage of a Justice of the Peace, and he threw in jail. Medievel laws are so sucky.
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Postby MangArtist » Fri May 14, 2010 6:20 pm

Because I wiped out the entire population of Albion(Fable 2) and decided to start of anew in Cyrodiil, but I was caught crossing the border. >_>
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Postby mastersquirrel » Thu May 20, 2010 11:40 am

I was arrested for becoming cross with a guard when he mistakenly called my 'draconic' armor 'demonic'. Upon correcting him he claimed it was merely a matter of semantics. I believe my ranting and raving after that point is what caused my incarceration.

"They're two entirely separate entities you inglorious oaf!!" was probably the tipping point.
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Postby Bobtheduck » Fri May 21, 2010 3:26 am

mastersquirrel (post: 1395504) wrote:I was arrested for becoming cross with a guard when he mistakenly called my 'draconic' armor 'demonic'. Upon correcting him he claimed it was merely a matter of semantics. I believe my ranting and raving after that point is what caused my incarceration.

"They're two entirely separate entities you inglorious oaf!!" was probably the tipping point.


That sounds JUST like an argument I had with my brother. It started with him "correcting" me when I mentioned a language that has more than 5 vowels. He told me "that's impossible" and tried to explain how all 30+ of the known vowels in the world actually come down to 5 sounds... The best bit is when he told me his linguist friend (Ph.D) is the one who told him those things.
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Postby mastersquirrel » Fri May 21, 2010 1:34 pm

Bobtheduck (post: 1395620) wrote:That sounds JUST like an argument I had with my brother. It started with him "correcting" me when I mentioned a language that has more than 5 vowels. He told me "that's impossible" and tried to explain how all 30+ of the known vowels in the world actually come down to 5 sounds... The best bit is when he told me his linguist friend (Ph.D) is the one who told him those things.


Sounds like an interesting discussion. In fact it sounds like one of the inane and unimportant discussions my brother and I would get into.

This is entirely off subject, but my brother and I spent several hours the other night trying to determine exactly how time travel works in the Back to the Future series (meaning alternate timelines and such). We never did figure out a set of rules that applied to all the movies without problems.
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Postby GrubbTheFragger » Fri May 21, 2010 9:55 pm

because i was a klepto i stole everything that was shinny .....oh yeah i killed everyone i saw as well *whistles and walks away*
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Postby Bobtheduck » Sun May 30, 2010 9:18 am

I was arrested for eating whole cloves of raw garlic. The guards are vampires, I bet. I really just posted here to have an excuse to talk about eating raw garlic. It's tasty, but I guess it can be pretty dangerous in large amounts...

All I need to do is move in under a church and ain't no vampire gonna get ME!
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sun May 30, 2010 2:03 pm

Garlic is dangerous in large amounts. I accidentally put an entire bulb, not just a clove, of garlic into this cleansing recipe, and my mom got REALLY sick. But she said it tasted good, at least.
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