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Postby goldenspines » Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:18 am

Wow, I thought this poor thread had died. o_o Thankfully, it is still alive, to a certain extent. XD

I'd say just climb into the piano because it's really a secret door to a new room.
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Postby Davidizer13 » Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:33 am

goldenspines (post: 1336320) wrote:
I'd say just climb into the piano because it's really a secret door to a new room.


You mean the burnt-out piano with the charred body of Elton John in it? I don't think so.

Use the piano like a battering ram on the walls of the room.
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Postby Hana Ryuuzaki » Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:03 am

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Postby Sparx00 » Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:07 am

Turn John into glue. (It could come in handy.)
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Postby goldenspines » Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:16 am

Davidizer13 (post: 1336322) wrote:You mean the burnt-out piano with the charred body of Elton John in it? I don't think so.

Use the piano like a battering ram on the walls of the room.


Yes, I do mean that piano. :D
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:14 pm

goldenspines (post: 1336370) wrote:Yes, I do mean that piano. :D


It's a portal to the meat dimension ~(O__O)~
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Postby Peanut » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:31 pm

Tsukuyomi (post: 1336391) wrote:It's a portal to the meat dimension ~(O__O)~


This makes me lol.:lol:
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Postby Fish and Chips » Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:30 pm

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Sure. Why not. That sounds great. It's been so long since this thread was updated you forgot what you had planned anyway. Elton John's probably even extinguished by now.

Just a plastic spoon and several yards of imported concrete stand between you and precious-

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Woah, what is going on.

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It appears your bowl has become a portal to the Meat Dimension.

You still can't see the rice.

What do you do?
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Postby Peanut » Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:36 pm

Seek out Hanako, patron saint of the Meat Dimension.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:43 pm

Convince the Meatians that it really isn't butter, then tap dance to their traditional music.
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:43 pm

Begin surfing (or skiing) on a strip of Bacon while using a piece of ham as a bat and see where you are led to.
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Postby Davidizer13 » Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:16 am

Grab a passing side of beef and fly to the Source of All Meat.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:32 am

Tame the beggin' strips dog, and use him to fight off the evil human eating meat products.
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Postby KagayakiWashi » Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:53 pm

Find some A1 pronto and dig in!
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Postby Solid Ronin » Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:34 pm

Gorge yourself in meaty delights.

However the feeling of dread you first experienced when looking at the portrait of the Dark Lord of this domain hits you once more!

You pull your head out, and witness the terrifying truth...
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Postby goldenspines » Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:15 pm

Eat the nearby steak and find a magical yet mysterious item inside.
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Postby Phantom_Sorano » Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:55 pm

Feel frightened by the meat because you are a vegetarian.
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> Grab a passing side of beef and fly to the Source of All Meat.

Postby Fish and Chips » Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:34 am

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Alright, let's see what this one-horse Wizard of Oz has to offer. A wandering side of beef should serve as a noble steed. You latch on and try not to think too hard about the philosophical Freudian implications of this. A passing flock of shish kabobs accompanies you. You feel deeply disturbed.

The Source of All Meat is just ahead. You never imagined it would be so beautiful.

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Well, this seems oddly familiar.

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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:11 am

Watch as the source of all meat and Colonel Sanders have an epic fight.
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Postby Hana Ryuuzaki » Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:34 am

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Postby Peanut » Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:02 am

Pose, cause this meat just got real!
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Postby minakichan » Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:24 pm

Attempt to command the shish kebobs as their master to disarm, disable, and defeat the Source of All Meat so that you can take its place as reigning lord of the Meat Dimension.
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Postby Davidizer13 » Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:14 pm

Summon your 100% vegan Soyatek (powered by Soylent Green!) mecha and have a good ol' fashioned Super Robot rumble with the Source of All Meat.
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Postby Nate » Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:04 pm

The Source of All Meat looks like one of those vaudeville guys. Ask him to do a song and dance!
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Postby wildpurplechild » Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:09 pm

Throw the shish kabobs at him.
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Postby Htom Sirveaux » Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:15 pm

Cast "Barbecue" spell.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:49 pm

Fastword to where you are victorious over The Meat King and take his knife as your own.. For, you have a new weapon to use or put in your inventory \o.o/ You should take some foodins (meat) too since you're at it u_u/

Strip of Bacon- +5 Health and Restores 2 HP
Shish Kabob- +20 Health and Restores 2 MP
Side Of Beef- +50 Health and Restores HP and MP

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Postby goldenspines » Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:51 pm

Steal the Source of All Meat's hat. And since it's as big as a boat, ride in it to the exit.
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Postby minakichan » Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:25 pm

Tsukuyomi (post: 1351334) wrote:Fastword to where you are victorious over The Meat King and take his knife as your own.. For, you have a new weapon to use or put in your inventory \o.o/ You should take some foodins (meat) too since you're at it u_u/

Strip of Bacon- +5 Health and Restores 2 HP
Shish Kabob- +20 Health and Restores 2 MP
Side Of Beef- +50 Health and Restores HP and MP

(I have no imagination -_-)


On the contrary, you are adorable. *hug*
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:50 pm

minakichan (post: 1351360) wrote:On the contrary, you are adorable. *hug*


Awww, thank you *Huggles* <33

Fasword=Fastforward.. Not sure where the other part of it went >_>;
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