You Are This Guy

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:15 pm

Fondly regard identification.

Postby **Davidizer13** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:42 pm

Go back to where Elton John was and figure out how he got in the room, what he was doing, and how he got a piano in here.

Or is that going to be forever one of those unfathomable philosophical matters?

Postby **Amzi Live** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:12 pm

>Feed the card to the arms plant.

Postby **ich1990** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:00 pm

Seeing as how he is not using them, borrow Elton John's vocal chords. There is no reason why one person's misfortune shouldn't be another's gain.

Postby **Nate** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:29 pm

Change the ID card so that it now reads Dwight K. Schrute.

Postby **Solid Ronin** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:30 pm

EricTheFred (post: 1324493) wrote:Give the former Sir Elton (and even more former Mr. Dwight) a proper Viking Burial by placing his body on top of the piano and setting it on fire.

Do that. But Put on your "Disappointed" mask on. You've not used that thing is what seems like 2 months and the bigger part of a week.

Postby **Fish and Chips** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:33 pm

Elton John has done enough. It's time you let him go the way he would have wanted to.

You stand captivated by the flames as they weave around the lifeless former entertainer. Here was a great soul. Accept his entry, oh valkyries, into the warm embrace of Valhalla. Let his spirit streak the sky, that all men might turn to the heavens and remember-

FSSSHHHH.

Maybe you should think about getting out of here.

What do you do?

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:41 pm

Wait until the water fills the room a good height. Then, swim up to find a trap door on the ceiling. Leading to the outside.. YAY \O.O/

Orz, another room

;

Postby **HondaTooru** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:42 am

Oh heck, bury poor Elton John in the ground! Say, that's a nice looking piano there, maybe you should play some music to fill the void until the next plot twist comes about.

Postby **goldenspines** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:28 am

Put your "Disappointed" mask on and use the Identification Card to open the door behind the piano.

Postby **Davidizer13** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:34 am

The water should soften up the walls. Start punching 'em, and hope you don't find a stud (the wooden kind, not the muffin kind).

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:39 am

Smile and dance away through the hole in the wall, singing "Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word" at the top of your lungs.

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:43 pm

Fight the temptation to do an impression of Jerry Lee Lewis playing "Great Balls of Fire".

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:59 pm

Shed a single tear for Elton John and then get out of there as quickly as possible.

Postby **Davidizer13** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:27 pm

EricTheFred (post: 1325242) wrote:Fight the temptation to do an impression of Jerry Lee Lewis playing "Great Balls of Fire".

Don't give in! Resist! Be strong, Eric!

...Oh, who am I kidding? BEST IDEA EVER.

Postby **Phantom_Sorano** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:51 pm

Stare on.....your epic level will increase.

Postby **HondaTooru** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:59 pm

Davidizer13 (post: 1325162) wrote:The water should soften up the walls. Start punching 'em, and hope you don't find a stud (the wooden kind, not the muffin kind).

LOL!

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:19 pm

Fill the bucket with water and throw it on the two pictures below.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:13 pm

Eat macaroni and cheese.

Postby **Etoh*the*Greato** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:19 pm

Use the piano as a boat when the water level in the building starts to rise because of the sprinklers.

Postby **Fish and Chips** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:34 pm

You now understand what cardboard tastes like.

What do you do?

Postby **Etoh*the*Greato** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:37 pm

Etoh*the*Greato (post: 1333802) wrote:Use the piano as a boat when the water level in the building starts to rise because of the sprinklers.

^

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:38 pm

Check the Nutrition Information. Can't consume too many calories or you'll lose your figure.

Postby **Htom Sirveaux** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:20 pm

Wow, this is a mess. Let's assess the situation here. We're sopping wet, we've got a half-burned piano with a fully-burned and eviscerated Elton John inside it, we've got a bowl, a spoon, and a partially eaten cardboard box.

Wear the bowl like a helmet and use the spoon to dig through the wall.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:28 pm

Lol, I like Spoony's idea xDD

The water should have soften the floor too 8D

Postby **Derek_Is_Me** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:24 pm

>Do the chicken dance. And then the Hampster Dance. And then Numa Numa. ^^

Postby **Nate** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:48 pm

I know what I'd do after eating some macaroni and cheese. I'd wash it down with a tall cool glass of Budweiser!

I would do it.

Postby **Htom Sirveaux** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:27 am

Nate wrote:I know what I'd do after eating some macaroni and cheese. I'd wash it down with a tall cool glass of Budweiser!

I would do it.

Guinness or Sam Adams, sure, but Budweiser? xP

Postby **Cognitive Gear** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:57 am

Be disappointed that our great industrialized society has not yet provided us with a boxed macaroni and cheese which does not taste like cardboard.

Postby **Midori** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:25 pm

Invest in some Kraft White Cheddar. It's the only kind that tastes like, um, macaroni and cheese. Make sure you brown the butter slightly when you prepare it.

You Are This Guy

> Give the former Sir Elton a proper Viking Burial.

> Eat macaroni and cheese.

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