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Postby Solid Ronin » Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:42 pm

Realize that you may be in this situation by design.

Hide within the body of Elton John and see if anyone comes out to check where you are. Don't let them see you.
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Postby Htom Sirveaux » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:38 pm

Shove Elton John's lifeless body aside, sit down and play "Taps". Then cut that corpse open and crawl inside it; this game is freezing cold.
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Postby Squeakmaster » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:26 am

This is Elton John, not a Tauntaun! So do what anyone who's cold and not insane would do: use his lifeless body as fuel for a fire!
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Postby minakichan » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:33 am

Kill the other 5 people working on the assets, programming, and design of this game.
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:07 pm

Post the next fragment of the story. :)
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:46 am

Swap clothes with Elton John and play your own music! If you want something done right, better do it yourself.
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> Cut that corpse open and crawl inside it; this game is freezing cold.

Postby Fish and Chips » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:06 am

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And you thought they smelled bad on the outside.

It doesn't appear that there is enough room inside Elton John for the two of you. You decide to rethink your daring strategy.

What do you do?
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Postby ADXC » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:12 am

Decide to hide the gun into the newly made incision of Elton John's body and throw his corpse into the incinerator. Well, he technically did have a proper cremation(Just without the jar.).
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:28 am

Look inside incision and see what's inside 8D You may find a useful item in there \o.o/
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Postby Solid Ronin » Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:26 am

Hercules is useless leave his body to the wolves.

Instead ask Slick Willie Pete ,across the moat, on directions on how to get to the next plot point.
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Postby goldenspines » Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:57 am

Tsukuyomi (post: 1324178) wrote:Look inside incision and see what's inside 8D You may find a useful item in there \o.o/
Somehow, you make this sound so innocent. If it was anyone else saying it, I'd think they were creepy. >_>;


To the point, hide the body and play the secret password on the piano.
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Postby EricTheFred » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:35 am

Drop Elton through the trap door, climb back down and offer him as a burnt sacrifice to Lord Proops. Perhaps almighty Greg will at last deign to hear your pleas.


[quote="goldenspines (post: 1324211)"]Somehow, you make this sound so innocent. If it was anyone else saying it, I'd think they were creepy. >_>]
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Postby Amzi Live » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:04 am

> Look inside the piano
if nothing is found...
> hide Elton inside piano

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Postby Peanut » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:44 am

Cannibalize Elton John...hey a guy has to eat something....
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Postby Gelka » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:14 am

Barfs up Elton John. Turns out he can't stomach other people.
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Postby Davidizer13 » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:22 am

Bury Elton John. You never know if he might zombify and start going after your braaaains. Which you need at the moment. Also, take the piano down to the formerly-dark room and use it as a battering ram on the door.
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Postby KagayakiWashi » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:17 pm

Find the chip of the recording that's about to start a bogus nuclear war. It's probably hidden near his ribs.
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Postby ich1990 » Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:04 pm

Elton John is quite a ways past Mostly Dead. Go through his pockets and check for loose change.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:26 pm

Play the BATMAN secret melody on the piano and see if Alfred is up to something
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Postby ADXC » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:31 pm

ich1990 (post: 1324304) wrote:Elton John is quite a ways past Mostly Dead. Go through his pockets and check for loose change.



Inconceivable!
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Postby goldenspines » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:38 pm

ADXC (post: 1324326) wrote:Inconceivable!

Fix'd. :D
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Postby ADXC » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:18 pm

Oh sorry.


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> Ask Slick Willie Pete, across the moat, directions to get to the next plot point.

Postby Fish and Chips » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:40 am

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Willie isn't even anywhere near here.

Deciding to cut your losses, your adventurer instincts tell you to desecrate the corpse further by rummaging around for possible inventory items. The late Elton John's pockets yeild nothing, but a quick frisk of his inner dietary tract strikes paydirt.

It's an identification card.

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It glows with an awesome power. Its burning grip tells you to update this thread more often.

With this you are one step closer to convincing random strangers you are Reginald K. Dwight. Whoever that is.

What do you do?
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Postby Etoh*the*Greato » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:09 am

Leave the house for the world at large, ripe with adventure!
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Postby EricTheFred » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:59 am

Give the former Sir Elton (and even more former Mr. Dwight) a proper Viking Burial by placing his body on top of the piano and setting it on fire.
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Postby Htom Sirveaux » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:39 am

Combine ID card with . . . er . . . something. I don't know. Deface the picture on it by drawing a goofy mustache and bad teeth.
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Postby goldenspines » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:43 am

Fish wrote: Its burning grip tells you to update this thread more often.

:D

Swipe the card in the security slot by the door to open it.
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Postby Jingo Jaden » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:55 am

Steal Elton's glasses and clothes. Then convince fans that you are Reginald K. Dwight and that you have no passion for music anymore. This and the fact that your identical twin brother just died should be enough to cover up any murder attempt.
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Postby Squeakmaster » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:02 pm

Swim across the moat and get the heck out of here!
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:43 pm

Hold the identification card up to the light and see what secret message it reveals ~(O_O)~

Do that after stealing Elton John's clothing and glasses as a disguise. Then, use the card at the door. Rather there be a security guard or a card slot thingy. Theeeeeeen, hold it up to the light after you're safely out of the room to see the secret mission 8D
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