You Are This Guy

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:24 pm

Put the rope in your inventory, put the bucket on your head and run into the door.

Postby **Fish and Chips** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:32 pm

Nonsense. Where would Charlie Bronson be without his rope? Gunned down by New York gangsters, that's where. I mean, it's a hose, but you're sure the metaphor holds. You're positive he played a fireman once. Maybe. You'll have time to double check your extensive Bronson film collection later when you get out of here.

You are hungry though.

You lift the hose from its hook and expertly wrap it around yourself for easy management.

You severely hope this doesn't restrict your movement.

What do you do?

Postby **Hana Ryuuzaki** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:36 pm

[font="palatino Linotype"]Attach the bucket to the hose, go back to the main room, throw the bucket/hose thing up through the trap door/ceiling thing, hope that it hooks on something, and climb back up.[/font]

Postby **minakichan** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:37 pm

Seriously? I think you just strangled yourself.

>Push reset button on console.

Postby **KagayakiWashi** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:41 pm

I'd run as fast as I could and rip a hole in the wall. If that didn't work, I'd put the seeds in the bucket and water them.....even though there's no soil. If that didn't do anything, I'd start hosing down the walls and door so it's easier to punch through.

Postby **goldenspines** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:53 pm

Hana, that was well thought out, kudos.

I can't beat a suggestion like that.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:10 pm

Fill bucket with water, then add filled bucket to your inventory.

Postby **Warrior4Christ** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:12 pm

You've got a bucket AND a hose, bru.
Check if there's a parched whale on the fourth wall.

Postby **Htom Sirveaux** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:17 pm

Get a running start from the other end of the room and swing Tarzan-style on the hose, crashing into the door. Repeat until the door breaks in.

Postby **Fish and Chips** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:29 pm

You are a genius.

You carefully thread the hose through the handle of the bucket (or "Pitcher" even), and toss it up through the trap door. The length of hose snags on something beyond the ceiling and goes taut. On what, you can't imagine. You quickly ascend.

Well gee, you hadn't thought of that.

Something else also catches your attention.

Looks like someone was here while you were busy downstairs.

What do you do?

Postby **Hana Ryuuzaki** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:35 pm

[font="palatino Linotype"]Open the mailbox and hope that you get some kind of cheery message!
...
But wonder where that person came from.
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Postby **goldenspines** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:35 pm

Put on the mask and open the mailbox.

Postby **Solid Ronin** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:52 pm

Use the rope to swing around and gain momentum to jump off a cliff and knee a transvestite hanging from a chopper in the chest!

SOUNDS GREAT TO ME!

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:05 pm

Open the mailbox.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:22 pm

Open the mailbox with caution.. Might want to put on that mask. It may not defend from a gas attack, but it's better then nothing @__@

Postby **Dante** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:00 pm

If the mailbox contains cake... do not be decieved... the cake is a lie.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:18 pm

Put the mask on because you weren't there when the mailman came.. Ruining your chances of not becoming crazy in your solitude.

Postby **Fish and Chips** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:19 pm

No sense in being unprepared. It could be anything in there, none of which you feel you'd particularly be looking forward to. Like that time you were ten and never got that Kamen Rider belt you ordered. Oh cruel youth.

It turns out its a letter from the Flat Earth Society. They've seen fit to ship you some rich topsoil from our Mother Earth.

There has to be a better way to send this stuff.

What do you do?

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:21 pm

Put the soil in the bucket, plant the seeds and water it. YES!

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:22 pm

Combine the seeds and envelope filled with dirt, and keep the mask to show how disappointed you were that it wasn't your Kamen Rider Belt.

Postby **Sheenar** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:23 pm

Put the soil in the planter/pitcher/bucket, tenderly plant the seeds, and water with the hose to cause the plant to grow (but keep the mask on in case the plant is one of those man-eating ones --you want to make yourself look unappetizing, you know...)

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:18 pm

Put bucket over head, put head down like goat, back up as far as I can, run as hard as I can, and ram the fourth wall.

Postby **Fish and Chips** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:02 am

With utmost care you tuck the seeds within the warm confines of the fresh, air-mailed dirt. Its nutrients-rich till should yield a bountiful harvest this year, whatever that means. You can almost taste the plump, juicy arms, straight off the vine.

You don't take it out of the envelope for some reason.

You removed the mask. It's all stiff and stuffy and hard to breathe, that elastic band slowly cutting off blood circulation to your brain.

What do you do?

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:04 am

Water the arm seeds with the hose o.o

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:07 am

Fondly regard plantation.

Postby **minakichan** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:28 am

Mail the envelope to an orphanage for young amputees in China. You already have arms, as evidenced by previous frames; send it to someone who could use it.

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:47 am

Doublecheck mailbox to make sure my excitement over receiving airmailed loam didn't cause me to overlook other items also newly arrived.

Postby **Nate** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:16 am

Create a montage of you taking care of the sapling.

Postby **TheMelodyMaker** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:40 am

Unless you happen to be Homestar Runner, how in the world can you even do any of this stuff with no arms to begin with? :lol:

(Sorry, no suggestions this time around. ^_^ )

Postby **goldenspines** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:08 am

Sing to the seeds to make them grow faster.

You Are This Guy

> Eat rope. They never come in handy in these kinds of games, anyhow.

> Attach the bucket, go back to the room, throw the hose up through the trap door.

> Put on the mask and open the mailbox.

Combine the seeds and envelope filled with dirt.

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