***Code D.Floss***

[Althaia]

ah but can you drink 6 cokes in one day with no side effects or stay inside the house reading only pausing the sleep and eat

[Hakaii]

BWA HA HA!!! oh I can so top that! This guy gave me a drink of Pan-galactic Gargle-blaster!!! I didn't know that is was alchohol when I drank it!!!!! (I thought it was a caffine drink, it was green) It tasted like mouthwash and it burned!! (what does 150 proof mean anyway?) anyway, a few minutes later, I'm singing and dancing to the "time warp". Now THAT is scary!

[Althaia]

me dancing to the macarena and the locumotive when i was 7

[Hakaii]

the fact that I was dancing to the same song at the same time... but was 13:lol:


'course now I consider forcing anyone to listen to the spice girls to be a form of psychological warfare. Hmmm actually..... that gives me some REALLY scary ideas! *envisions Zarn strapped to a chair with pair of headphones ducttaped to his head* BWA HA HA HA HA!!!

[Althaia]

oooooo what about some really nasty old britney spears music >:D

[Hakaii]

oooooo what about some really nasty old britney spears music >:D

LOL! I can beat that. not only did I have to listen to "britney", but I was even in a choreography class that only did one of her songs.

WARNING: Hakaii should never be alowed to dance in public without the extensive use of Rum against his will. Failure to comply with this will result in disapprearances of Hakaii.

[Althaia]

ggggaaaaah never listen to backstreetboys and drinking coke and eating sprees hahahahaha i looked like i was spitting watermelon seeds in fact theres a tiny dent in my wall from it

[Hakaii]

LOL again! ooh mentioning collateral damage.... I would tell you my story about my potato gun (more like artillery potato gun) gone way too wrong. I mixed gasoline, Ajax, and Styrofoam (and other unmentionables) together to use as fuel along with some M-80’s. By the way, NEVER do that!!

[Dante]

O_O Raven, just out of curiosity, why ARE you here currently?

[Hakaii]

Hakaii walks over to Peanut and hands him a flask filled with a bright green liquid.

Hakaii: here try this!!!!

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[Peanut]

(OOC: With my return, comes the finale of the Of Nations and States tourney...please excuse me while I post multiple times in succession...oh and yes...that's right...this battle has two parts...and I must say that I think it is the most accurate battle to date...)

Battle 2: Zarn Ishtare vs. Peanut

Part 1

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: WELCOME FOLKS TO YET ANOTHER BRUTAL BATTLE IN THIS TOURNAMENT OF OURS! WE’RE ONE FIGHT AWAY FROM HAVING OUR CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH! TODAY, IT’S A BATTLE OF FORMER EMPEROR’S AS PEANUT FACES OFF AGAINST ZARN ISHTARE!!! JUST LISTEN TO THE ROAR OF THIS CROWD!!! *crickets chirp* I SAID… JUST LISTEN TO THE ROAR OF THIS CROWD!!! *A sound effects machine is turned on to create the illusion of an overly excited, cheering crowd.* stupid dark side of the moon…ANYWAY!!! LET’S GET DOWN TO THE COMPETITION!!!

*Ninja Monkey Announcer 2 and Lord Kalvin enter.*

Lord Kalvin: I hear what you’re saying but really why they should keep the undead team out of the Olympics…I mean we are a very large nation now and some of our folks want to compete internationally…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Perhaps it has to do with your team’s unusual compulsion to eat their opponents…

Lord Kalvin: Well everybody gets hungry from time to time. Besides, that’s a foolish reason to keep them out of the games… *sits down as any decapitated head can* anyway, let’s get this show on the road.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: It’s already on the road…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: We weren’t late were we?

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: No…I just decided to start the broadcast 15 minutes early…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: YOU WHAT!!!

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: I started it 15 minutes early.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Because…I was just that excited…what you don’t think it was a good idea?

Lord Kalvin: Well…I see two possibilities…one no one is hearing this right now, or two…there are some very angry 24 fans who will probably be encouraged to swarm the moon or our earthly TV headquarters…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Oh…well…too late to change that right now…so…um…let’s ignore all of this and head straight to the violence…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Yes…let’s move bravely forward to our public lynching by all the angry 24 fans that missed the last 15 minutes of their show…

*A virtual city appears. Zarn Ishtare, still wearing his trench coat and sunglasses, and his band of supporters appear and begin their all too similar intro from the “battleâ€

[Peanut]

Part 2

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Hey, Kali, you can wake up now…the break is over…

Lord Kalvin: I had the strangest dream.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: What was it about?

Lord Kalvin: I dreamed I wasn’t sleeping…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2:…ok, let’s turn back to the battle…

*the battle*

Zarn: Is there any good reason why we’ve been standing around here all this time?

Peanut: Hey, we wouldn’t want our viewers to miss any minute of this exciting battle.

Zarn: By the way, this has been really eating me up. But why the whole drag bet?

Peanut: Well, ratings are really low, so I figured we’d try and gain some support by putting you in a dress. After all, if a guy wears anything femine…well…he tends to get laughs…

Zarn: Oh…I see…well then…let’s quit all this useless jabbering and start fighting…

Peanut: Or in your case losing…

Zarn: Ha! That’s what you think!

Peanut: Oh no, I know…*Suddenly Peanut disappears in a blur and in the next moment his fit connects with Zarn’s face, sending him flying back a few feet. Impressively, Zarn remains upright.*

Zarn: Wow…that was speed-*before Zarn can finish his sentence, Peanut has charged with incredible speed and hit him again. Zarn tries to counter, but Peanut moves away quicker then he can react. Peanut charges again and hits Zarn again.*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Wow folks! I have never seen such an impressive display of speed, Zarn seems to be defenseless.

Lord Kalvin: I’m not sure about that…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Why, he’s getting pummeled out there.

Lord Kalvin: And yet despite all of that, he’s still standing, it’s almost like Peanut’s punches are doing nothing to him.

*Peanut suddenly stops, Zarn stands back up, to the shock of everyone but Peanut, he looks pretty normal.*

Zarn: You done?

Peanut: With that, yes…

Zarn: Good, I’ll end this now…

Peanut: By giving up.

Zarn: No. *Zarn begins to unbutton his trench coat slowly, and dramatically* You know Peanut, I must say, you are quite quick, I honestly can’t touch you.

Peanut: So give up.

Zarn: But, I too have my strengths. And by fully utilizing them I should be able to even the score. *Zarn finishes unbuttoning his trench coat and begins to take it off. From his back, a set of wings unfolds.*

Peanut: So you have wings, big whoop.

Zarn: These are no ordinary wings, these are Stormcrow wings. And with them I can fly.

Peanut: So…

Zarn: So you can’t *Zarn takes to the air with speed and grace* and thus, I am able to take the high ground, and blast you and this city into oblivion. *Zarn stops, extends his arm into the air and conjures up an oversized ball of pure lightning. Peanut continues to stand in one place quite calmly.* This should be large enough to destroy him and that city 3,000,000 times over. *Zarn flings the ball of lightning at the city, it connects and explodes with brilliant light and electrical discharges.*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: I DON’T BELIEVE IT!!! ZARN HAS JUST VAPORIZED PEANUT AND THE ENTIRE CITY!!!

Zarn: Oh, believe it…wait…no…I didn’t just say…CURSE YOU PEANUT!!!!

*The blast disappears and the dust settles to reveal an unharmed Peanut in the center of the ruins of the city.*

Peanut: Well…that was a bore…

Zarn: Ok, how in the world did you dodge that one!

Peanut: You missed.

Zarn: How did I miss?

Peanut: I don’t know, I guess you just have really bad aim…

Zarn: Well, it matters little, I still have the high ground. *Suddenly Peanut rises from the ground slowly and keeps rising until he is level with Zarn*

Peanut: You were saying.

Zarn: Ok! You are definitely cheating! I know for a fact that you can’t fly!
Peanut: Actually, yes, I can. You see, the fusion with Lotan gives me control of water. My body is composed of a lot of water. So by gently manipulating it I can move around with speed and even fly.

Zarn: Curse you Peanut and your sneaky hidden powers…

Peanut: This power wasn’t hidden…I used it against PASCAL…or a version of it…

Zarn: Well it won’t help you much up here!! *Zarn creates a blade of energy with his mind and charges at Peanut. As he gets close the shot switches into Bullet time as Zarn thrusts the sword at Peanut. He misses, repositions himself, and then slashes at Peanut again. He misses but with a swift kick is able to send Peanut into a nearby building. Zarn charges agains and thrusts the blade at Peanut. Peanut utilizes Lotan’s powers and begins to evaporate all the water in Zarn’s body, but he is unable to complete the move before the blade has already plunged itself into his heart.*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: WOW FOLKS THIS IS AMAZING!!! A DOUBLE KNOCK OUT!!! IT LOOKS LIKE WE WILL HAVE TO RELY ON OUR TRUSTY JUDGES ONCE AGAIN!!!

*Zarn and Peanut appear before the judges table where all the judges and Temulin are seated. Judge 1 submits his choice, it is for Zarn. Judge 2 chooses Peanut, Judge 3 Zarn, and Judge 4 chooses Peanut.*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: I’m seeing a trend here.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Yes, but it makes things exciting doesn’t it.

Peanut: Well Temulin…it looks like it’s up to you…which one of your enemies do you want to move on and face your stepdaddy…

Temulin: hmm…I choose…neither.

Peanut: Um you can’t do that…

Temulin: Who says?

Peanut: The person who pays you…and has the keys to getting you out of this dimension...here let me put it this way…who would you rather not see in drag me or Zarn?

*Temulin’s mouth drops to the ground as she enters a state of shock. She quickly scribbles down a name and submits it while here mouth is still on the ground.*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Well, the final choice is in…and the winner is…Zarn Ishtare?!

Zarn: YES!!!*begins to do a celebratory dance*

Peanut: I…lost…

Temulin:*whispers to Peanut as Zarn continues to celebrate* I’m terribly sorry Peanut…but there’s these photos of Zarn…and well…they’re scary…very scary...gave me nightmares…I never want to see anything like them…it might cause me to snap…

Peanut: *Smiles ebilly* Do you happen to know where one could obtain said photos…

Zarn: Ahem…*Zarn holds up a tremendously frilly, pink dress, and a digital camera*

Peanut: *Whispering to Temulin* I think I’m going to need them…very…very…soon…

Temulin: *writing something down* Just don’t show them to me ok…please…they’re…eh…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Well folks, we have are combatants for the Championship. PASCAL will face Zarn in a tremendously nasty fight of the likes which we have never seen. But until then, so long, and good night!

[Peanut]

(OOC: Yep...here we go...the finale...or is it...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)

Final Battle: PASCAL vs. Zarn Ishtare

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Well folks, after an action packed tourney filled with sorrow, surprises and heartbreak, we have finally arrived at the moment you have all been waiting for! Today we crown the first ever OF NATIONS AND STATES TOURNAMENT WINNER!!!

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Yes folks today we crown a champion. Will it be the maniacal computer known as PASCAL or will it be the Pacifican Neo wanabe, Zarn Ishtare. Well, according to the Vegas odds, it will be PASCAL.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Really, how lop sided are they?

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: From what I’ve heard, they are so lop sided that only one person was actually foolish enough to bet on Zarn Ishtare.

*Las Vegas*

*Lord Kalvin floats in front of a person behind a counter as hordes of Undead warriors pile treasures of untold value and wealth from the far corners of the universe around him.*

Lord Kalvin: You heard me; I’m betting all of this that Zarn Ishtare wins the final bout.

*Back on the Moon*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: By the way, where’s Lord Kalvin?

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Oh he called out today, something about making a killing in Vegas and retiring early.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Oh…well then, let’s get this show on the road.

*The Virtual arena powers up producing a cage floating over a vat of rabid…ducks?!*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Ducks…that’s the best our technicians could come up with…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Hey it could be worse, it could be a vat filled with rabid banana slugs.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Good Point…

*PASCAL zero shifts into the cage.*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: PASCAL has entered the arena. He is the heavy favorite to win this fight after blazing past Puritan and Rei with no problems whatsoever. Zarn will certainly have his hands full with this super evil computer who boasts that Zero shifting abilities, a list of arcane arts which could fill several volumes of encyclopedias, he also likes longs walks on the beach, candlelight dinners and nuking the country side just for kicks and giggles…

*A wolf made of pure energy appears on the ground next to the vat, jumps and phases through the cage. It explodes in a blast of light and flame as Zarn Ishtare stands slowly and dramatically up. From somewhere in the room, Sonata Arctica’s The Cage erupts into full metal bliss.*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Well…this song fits a little too well…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: It is Zarn Ishtare after all…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Well Zarn Ishtare got here thanks to a forfeit by Hakaii and a relatively controversial judges decision over Peanut.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: One could say he’s been quite lucky to get this far, hopefully that luck will show up again in this battle.

*back in the arena*

PASCAL: What is it with you and your flashy entrances? Do you actually think they look cool?

Zarn: According to 90% of our viewers, yes they are.

PASCAL: For your information, 90% of our viewers constitute your friends and family…so of course they think they’re cool…

Zarn: And how do you know that?

PASCAL: I’m a computer you fool. A simple web search and I can find out all the information I need. For instance, when you were 3 you stubbed your two on a random pile of cow dung which was dropped in front of your path by a mad dairy farmer. At age 7 you became the laughing stock of your school thanks to your explosive flatulence. When you turned 13 you were given three pairs of underwear instead of that guitar you wanted and last year you managed to become the first human ever to grow a milk mustache that won’t go away…*PASCAL pauses and then begins to laugh hysterically, he calms down a bit and then through occasional chuckles* If I was you, I’d give up your hopes of becoming a bearded lady. *Zarn turns bright red*

Zarn: Well…we’ll just have to see if all that information helps you win this match…*Zarn Ishtare forms his Energy Blade and charges at PASCAL. But, his attempt to cut him in two failed miserably when his foot got caught in one of the many wholes in the cage.*

PASCAL: Did I mention you’re also the world’s biggest klutz.

Zarn: *Pulls his leg free* Quiet you! *Zarn forms his blade and charges at PASCAL. He slashes only to have the blade be stopped by PASCAL’s hand*

PASCAL: *Yawns* Really now…you can’t even make a proper energy blade and you expect to beat me.

Zarn: Grr…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Well, folks, as expected, PASCAL appears to be too much for Zarn Ishtare to handle.

*Suddenly, Zarn’s energy blade cuts straight through PASCAL’s arm causing it to shatter into a million pieces. PASCAL backs up and Zarn slashes again causing PASCAL to fall into two.*

Zarn: Now we end this…*Zarn prepares to stab PASCAL.*

PASCAL: *Quickly* Up Down Left Left Left Left Left Right Right X B A Z Y To the power of pi!

Zarn: What in the world was that?

PASCAL: A little something I like to call… A CHEAT CODE!!! *Suddenly PASCAL reassembles and he kicks Zarn Ishtare where no Zarn Ishtare should be kicked.*

Zarn:*on the groun writhing in pain* Hey…that’s against the rules!

PASCAL: As of last night it isn’t!

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: *checks the rules online* Yep…he’s right…completely legal to use cheat codes…

Zarn:*still in pain* But, it can’t be…I memorized the rulebook…

PASCAL: And I changed it…I am a supercomputer after all, hacking into one of these Ninja Monkey archaic pieces of junk was not difficult at all…now then, let’s finish this…*PASCAL creates his own, tremendously large energy blade. He slashes wildly and the cage surrounding Zarn shatters. Zarn grabs onto what is left of the cage causing it to tip, PASCAL plummets towards the vat of rabid duckies below.*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: OH MAN!!! WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS! IT APPEARS AS IF ZARN ISHTARE’S LUCK HAS FINALLY PAID OFF!!!

*PASCAL Zero shifts back up to the cage and begins to float in mid air.*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Why do you speak?

*PASCAL suddenly picks Zarn Ishtare up with some mystical powers and draws him towards his outstretched hand. PASCAL grasps Zarn’s neck, as loud cracks are heard and Zarn screams.*

PASCAL: I’ve just paralyzed you from the neck down. But that should be the least of your worries. *looking at the ducks* They appear to be hungry…and we wouldn’t want them to starve now would we…so, have a nice dinner with your new friends Zarn…*PASCAL tosses Zarn into the vat of rabid ducks, where he is ripped into a thousand pieces.*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: And PASCAL ends this battle with yet another brutal execution…for some reason I feel tremendously sorry for that one soul who betted on Zarn Ishtare…

*Meanwhile, in Vegas*

*The clerk who ran the betting pool was being torn to shreds by undead Zombies as Lord Kalvin overlooked his many troops “repossessingâ€

[Peanut]

The End!

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Well folks, it was a great tournament…until PASCAL won and teleported us all to a dimension where we are completely under his control…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Well, at least we now have a truly cool and awesome co host…isn’t that right PASCAL…king, lord, ruler, 1337 H4ckz0r of the entire world and soon the universe.

PASCAL: I love my job.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: So you were joking about that whole eternity of pain thing right…

PASCAL: Why would I give that up? Torturing people is my favorite part of this job.

*Meanwhile, in the conveniently located cage*

*Peanut (who is still in drag), Lord Kalvin (whose now dealing with lawsuits and is still a decapitated head, Puritan (whose brain is still in the belly of Pascal), and the burnt heap that was Rei.*

Peanut: Well…this stinks…

Lord Kalvin: No, what stinks is the fact that I’m losing my entire fortune I made in vegas because of some stupid lawsuit. Geeze, it isn’t my fault that Zombies get hungry for human flesh every once in a while. It’s not like I have the powers to make them all vegetarians or something.

Peanut: But that’s just the thing…you do have the powers to make them all vegetarians…

Rei:…

Lord Kalvin: You know…I have to wonder why PASCAL decided to stick Rei in here…it’s not like he poses any threat to him…

Peanut: Come to think of it why did he lock Puritan in here too…I mean…he’s mindless…

Lord Kalvin: And why didn’t he lock Temulin in here!!

Peanut: Well…I guess I’m to blame for that…

*PASCAL zero shifts outside of the cage.*

PASCAL: Yes mother…you are…

Peanut: Why do you call me that…

PASCAL: I am programmed to be the coolest, most evil villain ever…so most of my ai is based off of Sephiroth.

Peanut: Great…another Sephiroth wannabe…anyway, what do you want. Kalvin and I were about to begin a very long game of Go Fish…and your interrupting us…

PASCAL: You must give me the password to unlock Temulin from that Judges dimension…or else…

Peanut: Oh that…well she is your stepdaughter…hmm…give you the password…I’m going to have to pass on that…

Lord Kalvin: Well, it’s been nice knowing you Peanut…

*A small creature scurries from behind the cage.*

Peanut: Oh don’t worry about me…I’m the only one who knows the password, so he has to keep me alive…

PASCAL: So, not willing to talk…that should be no problem…we can make you talk…

Lord Kalvin: As I said, it’s been nice knowing you Peanut…

*The creature stops and stands.*

Moley: Not so fast PASCAL!!!

*Shock*

PASCAL: Where did you come from?!

Moley: You didn’t just engulf the world of Of Nations and States…but Goof Off as well…

PASCAL: Oh…jeez that plan worked even better then I thought it did…I now have several dimensions to rule as opposed to just one…

Moley: Not if I can help it…

PASCAL: What are you going to do…scratch me to death?!

Moley: No *pulls out a gigantic sword*, I’m going to Moley Slash you to death.

Lord Kalvin: How is he holding that?

Peanut: Behold, the wonders of Goof Off…where even a Mole can hold swords that are far to large for him to wield…

PASCAL: Moley Slash?

Moley: It’s my own version of the Omni Slash…

PASCAL: And what will that do…

Moley: You said it your self, your AI is based off of Sephiroth…

PASCAL: Oh…snap…

*Moley charges at PASCAL. The next thing PASCAL knows, he’s being cut with various sharp objects. PASCAL sprouts a single black wing…*

Moley: Stay where you belong…in our memories!!

PASCAL: I will never be a memory…*Somebody screams “Sephirothâ€

[Zarn Ishtare]

Peanut, I'm very terribly sorry to ruin your fun, but contrary to your highly silly deluge of illogical posts, I do not fail at life and everything, nor am I stuck for eternity at youfail.org. Because I currently possess the most powerful thing in the universe, and it beats you and the rest of the sad, lonely geeks who may try and defeat me:


A girl I care for deeply tells me everytime I talk to her that she loves me.
(Edit: NO Pascal, it's not Temulin.)


So, for the record....



I WIN. FOREVER.

[Dante]

http://www.christiananime.com/showthread.php?t=40755

According to statistics, the word love is overused... thus, because Zarns new girlfriend hath said she loves him and I haven't even heard of her before... I conclude that she likely has told many other men that she loved them as well... Zarn believes this, and thus, he still fails with the rest of us... at life... and everything. And yes... we can still poke Zarn.

: Pokes Zarn :

[Zarn Ishtare]

Yes, yes, we're all very impressed, my very good non-girl-who-is-awesome having friend.

[Kaligraphic]

...Of course, the proper slam would have been "Yes, Zarn, I'm sure your mother loves you very much." For that, Pascal, you fail too.

*Watches PASCAL and Zarn fight forever in the world of youfail.org, two immortals locked in an epic struggle until judgment day and the trumpet sounds.*

*pokes both Zarn and PASCAL at the same time*

[Peanut]

Hmmm...that is quite entertaining Kali...I wonder who will win...and then fail...as for Zarn...one success doesn't make you any less of a failure...

[Dante]

The problem is Kali, that I already knew that Zarn is the type of son that not even a mother could love . OCC: Yes, I know that it's hideously cruel, but I need to get out of Youfail.org!

[Peanut]

As I said to Zarn, one success doesn't make you any less of a failure...

[Hakaii]

Yes, yes, we're all very impressed, my very good non-girl-who-is-awesome having friend.

Um... yea. Good luck with that Zarn.

*looks over at perfect, loving, PREGNANT, Wife*

http://christiananime.net/member.php?userid=7713

....

You know Zarn, I'm sure you'll be a Dad... someday.... kinda.

Yea I should shut up before this turns into jokes that are too low for me.

[Dante]

Alright, by the rules of Zarn (cause we all know that he really knows everything... even though we don't like to admit it) Hakaii now wins at life and everything... and Zarn comes in at second place... the rest of us all fail... at life... and everything. But to be frank, I'd rather fail at life and everything instead of coming in in second place... I mean, failing at life and everything at least makes a statement... even if I fail to make the statement that I intended .

[Kaligraphic]

Yes, but Hakaii hasn't even been here a year, so he's still the noob of the bunch. How can any of us succeed if we're all outdone by the noob? We are undone!

Ah, well, the real party's at youfail.org anyway.

[Hakaii]

So if Kali is correct...
If Zarn must be second to me.
And I am a noob so others must be ahead of me.
And Pascal has a Bachelors degree which makes him higher in ranks than most.
And this is all happening in a fan-fic created by Peanut which makes him kinda in charge.
And Kali is just plain l33t
And Puritan is probably the most financially succesfull (assuming he's a nuclear engineer).
And Q would win if this were a Star Trek thing.
And I would probably fight to out Trekkie her anyway.
And I still could have won because of my ubber daddyness.
And Pascal is equally as sucessful do to B.S. (the degree)

Then....

PARADOX!

The time-space continum is unraveled and Doc Brown still wins!

That... or we could all play it safe and smile and nod our heads when my wife claims she wins because Batman said so....

[QtheQreater]

The time-space continum is unraveled and Doc Brown still wins!

You leave the Continuum out of this!!!!!

Out-Trekkie me?!?!?! WHAT?!?!?!?!!

Okay, so you probably could, I've never claimed hard-core Trekkieness (although, my best friend is definitely a hard core Trekkie. Now that girl could out-Trekkie you any day!).

This is a weird argument. Carry on. u.u/

*eases back into the comfy chair and munches more popcorn*

[Dante]

Yes, but Hakaii hasn't even been here a year, so he's still the noob of the bunch. How can any of us succeed if we're all outdone by the noob? We are undone!

Ah, well, the real party's at youfail.org anyway.

Well, in reality, the real newb is err... Raven! Yes, or perhaps Nate, not the Nate Nate we all know, but the one that "danced on ship"! That was a REAL newb, or Nox, perhaps Shihong Qi, does anyone remember Draco Alexander... surprisingly Marik has more posts than Q. Hakaii has actually been on for quite some time now and has a total of 134 posts, in reality he has more posts than Temulin on the real RP, and FAR more than Da Rabid Ducki! Note also Kali, that as far as post counts go, you're just one rank above Hakaii. Oh, that and he has four posts more than Zarn Ishtare in Code D. Floss . And we all know that that's the post count that REALLY counts :loL:.

[Dante]

I also continue to hold my position that...

BWAH HA HA HA! YOU CANNOT STOP THE RP!!! ZARN ISHTARE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! AND YOU SHALL NEVER!!!

Made to Temulin at the beggining of Code D. Floss... Happy times, did you know that Scepth posted on here once?

[Kaligraphic]

Whatever happened to Scepth, anyway? He just disappeared...

[Dante]

Actually rumor has it that he's working on an evil robot/computer system by the name of SCEPTH to beat the evilness of PASCAL... unfortunately Scepth is only pure ebil.