***Code D.Floss***

[Dante]

Hmm... AHA!!! I summon a toonworld Zarn Ishtare Card onto the Playing field in defense mode, and one offense mode Marik Ishtare toonworld playing card on the field!

[Hakaii]

LOL! I will summon... "Blue-eyes-Pascal-dragon"! in attack mode and summon "Paladin of Puri-boy" face down! (rofl!!)

[Hakaii]

I then sacrifice "puri-boy" to summon... "Dragon of Kali-boy"!

[Hakaii]

Hakaii's Dragon of Kali-boi is destroyed but I use his effect and get 2 new sommons!

Morpheus and Neo is Origami mode!

[Peanut]

...Peanut summons Corby the Forbidden One...and...I win...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh and once I should have the next match ready sometime this week...I hope...

[Hakaii]

Ah, but Hakaii Summons the forbidden "Katnipped Kitty"!

[Dante]

Very well... I call upon the power of the shoe of doom... fear it's infinite explosive power!!!! : Launches shoe in attack mode and destroys all cards on the playing field. :

Shoe of Doom

[Kaligraphic]

*Lord Kalvin arises from the graveyard, eats everybody's decks, and returns to the graveyard.*

[Peanut]

(OOC: The battle we have all been waiting for...)

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: GOOD EVENING FOLKS!!!

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Again with the yelling…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: If last night was the upset of the tournament! Then this night should be the match of the tournament as PASCAL takes on Puritan in an action paked battle to the…

Lord Kalvin’s Head: *in a deep manly voice* DEATH!!!

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Where did you come from? And why are you decapitated? The battle took place in a virtual reality.

*Lord Kalvin shrugs his non-existant shoulders*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Ok…SECURITY!!!

Lord Kalvin: Wait! I could be you analyst?

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Analyst?

Lord Kalvin: Sure, every great sports network has a few analysts who used to be competitors in the sport they are commentating on.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1 and 2: Hmmm…

Lord Kalvin: Alright, I’ll throw in this banana too…*Lord Kalvin gestures towards a banana which has appeared out of no where*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Ok but…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: BANANA!!! *The Ninja Monkey Announcer pounces on the banana and begins to devour it*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Let’s just get on with the battle.

*The Virtual Arena pops up. This time the stage is a random battlefield from the Peanutter-Pacifican War. Both Puritan and PASCAL Zero Shift in to the arena, a referee approaches them while PASCAL and Puritan stare each other down with a look of intensity on their faces.*

Referee: Ok, I want a nice clean fight. No hitting below the waist. No poking the other person. Enviormental hazards do exist in this…*Suddenly the referee is hit with a Mjollnir shell and is vaporized instantly, surprisingly neither PASCAL nor Puritan where hurt in the blast despite being only a few feet away from said referee*

PASCAL: I’m glad that’s over with…come now Puritan. The world is watching! Try not to disappoint them!

Puritan: *pounding one of his fists into his other hand* You have no clue how long I have waited for this!

*Puritan charges at PASCAL and engages him in insane hand to hand combat, both combatants throwing punches that just barely miss their opponent. Meanwhile, in the backround, the Pacifican and Peanutter-Butter armies clash almost in unison. It is a truly awe inspiring sight that actually brings a tear to Ninja Monkey Announcer 1’s eye…or maybe that was the banana…*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: It’s soo…good…*sniff*

*Ok…it was the banana…*

PASCAL: *during combat* I am impressed. Though you are half human, you’ve managed to keep up with me when I am only using 60% of my strength.

Puritan: Really? I’m only using 10…

PASCAL: I see…well then…it’s time to kick it up a NOTCH! *PASCAL Zero shifts away into the distance as a line of Ninja Monkies surround him. They charge towards another line of Pacifican soilders located directly behind Puritan who open fire immediately. The Ninja Monkies begin to warp around the battlefield using the Ninja Puff of Smoke technique. PASCAL also adds to the smoke and chaos by casting Ultima in each place that Puritan Zero Shifts away from.* Impossible! How could a Cyborg be able to outmaneuver me?!*Puritan Zero Shifts in front of him*

Puritan: Because…I’m more then a Cyborg…*Puritan punches PASCAL in the face* I’m PURITAN!!!!

PASCAL: Oh…so now your name is in all caps too…well…I am truly offended…in fact, I’m suing…

Puritan: What?

PASCAL: That’s right…I have a copyright on all names that appear in all caps inside the RP…and you have just violated it!

Puritan: But…

PASCAL: No but’s! You’ll be hearing from my lawyer shortly…

Puritan: Wait a minute?! How come PEANUT is allowed to have his name in all caps…

PASCAL: Because, PEANUT’s name is a fancy acronym...

Puritan: An acronym? What does it stand for?

PASCAL: Pascal Eats puritAn’s braiN Under Tables…*suddenly, Pascal appears and eats Puritan’s brain under a conveniently located table*.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Oh…that has got to hurt…guess Puritan forgot the number one of the Peanutter-Pacifican War environmental hazard, Pascal the brain eater. Why are you looking at me so funny Ninja Monkey Announcer 2?

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Because, Pascal was dead when that war happened…so how could he eat people’s brai…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: SHHHHH!!! *whispering loudly* It was a glitch in the program…for some reason…in that stage if you say Pascal Eats name of the person your facing’s brain under tables…he’ll appear and eat said opponent’s brain under a conveniently located table…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Oh…wait…how did PASCAL know about that…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: He used his internal browser to look it up on Game FAQs…

Lord Kalvin: Well, I have to say…that was some of the best brain eating I have seen in my entire life...and trust me, I would know.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Is it because you are the Lord of Undeath?

Lord Kalvin: No…it’s because I was involved in that whole Corrupted Wish Thread incident…honestly the undead don’t like Brains that much…they say that fat goes straight to their thighs.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Oh…who would of thunk it…Well that’s all for today…congratualations to PASCAL who will move on to face Rei *Rei screams something along the lines of “OH MY GOSH!! NOT HIM!! ANYONE BUT HIM!! HE’LL KILL ME, THEN BRING ME BACK TO LIFE AND KILL ME AGAIN!!!â€

[Hakaii]

I.... want a monkey

[Peanut]

Battle 3:

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: WELCOME!!! It is time for the third battle of this explosive tournament! This is it folks the moment you have been waiting for! Emperor Peanut will take on that Invisible Hand member in an epic clash of--

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2:--wait a minute…Peanut isn’t fighting an Invisible Hand member. He’s fighting ???

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Yes, but ??? is used as the name for all Invisible Hand members until they reveal their identity to multiple people in the Rp.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: I wonder why they do that?

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: I don’t know. Perhaps it’s because it sounds cool. I mean, I know that I and many other people do a bunch of unnecessary things just because they look, sound, or seem cool, or because they cause a large explosion.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: But ??? doesn’t cause explosions!

Lord Kalvin: It doesn’t cause any explosions on earth, but elsewhere in the galaxy is another story. Trust me, I know. After all, I am an Immortal Space Vampire.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Right. I’ll take your word for it. Anyway, today’s match up is between Peanut and some sort of mysterious fighter. So let’s get to the battle.

*The Virtual Arena fires up and Siberia appears. Peanut appears in a puff of smoke cloaked in a bright robe made of fine silk. He lifts up his two hands and makes the victory sign with his fingers a la Richard Nixon without the scandals.*

Lord Kalvin: Wow, that was a bright flashy entrance. Isn’t that against the Ninja Monkey way?

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Yes, but the Ninja Monkey way is more of a set of guidelines and a cheap rip off of the United Way then an actual set of rules.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: No it isn’t.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Of course it is! If it wasn’t I would have been arrested and executed long ago for being too loud.

*Suddenly the mysterious fighter appears mysteriously.*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Where did he come from?

Lord Kalvin: I don’t know, Canada?

*A Different Referee appears, he is very cold.*

A Different Referee: Ok, I would like too *shivers* too *shivers some more* Ah forget it. Just start the match so I can go get some hot coco.

Peanut: Okey Dokey A Different Referee. *A Different Referee disappears. The mysterious fighter stands their silently in a mysterious sort of way* Your not much of a talker now are you. Alright let’s get this over with.

*Peanut uses the snow beneath him to make himself his Ice Armor and a Sword*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Honestly, I don’t care who this mysterious fighter is. He doesn’t stand a chance agains Emperor Peanut and Lotan.

Ninja Monkey Announer 1: Actually it’s just Peanut. Our programmers where unable to figure out a way to digitize both parts of Peanut’s mind so Peanut’s on his own.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Oh, well that’s just peachy.

*Peanut charges with an amazing amount of speed at the mysterious fighter who quickly roles out of the way tossing a few shiny objects at Peanut. Peanut blocks them with some ice and they fall to the ground. Peanut picks one up and looks at it.*

Peanut: A spork?

*The mysterious fighter charges Peanut with another spork and attempts to drive it into his skull, but Peanut manages to move out of the way before any damage was done.*

Peanut: Now who do I know who uses a spork as a weapon. Hmmm?

*The Announcers and Lord Kalvin scream something but it can’t be heard because their mikes have mysteriously shut off. The mysterious fighter charges again.*

Peanut: Was it Scepth? *Peanut dodges the attack* Nah, he wouldn’t show up now. Could it be Hakaii? *Peanut dodges another attack* No, he’s fighting later on. Perhaps it’s Marik. Yes it must be Marik. *The mysterious fighter screams* No, I don’t know he exists yet. *dodges another attack* Perhaps it is that General Alexandria person thing? *dodges another attack* No, she’s PASCAL. *a Serverbot is chucked at Peanut’s head* A serverbot? Oh, now I know who it is?! *The mysterious fighter stops in terror* It’s DaRabid! HI DARABID! Boy has it been a long time!*The mikes turn back on*

Lord Kalvin: NO YOU IMBICEL IT’S HER!!!!

Peanut: *confused* Her? I don’t know a Her? Well, it’s nice to meet you Her?

Lord Kalvin: NO?! IT’S HER AS IN TEMULIN!!!!*Mysterious fighter pulls of her hood and reveals Temulin*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Him huh?

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: What? She was wearing a cloak, how was I supposed to know?

Temulin: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yes Peanut it is I!!! The MIGHTY TEMULIN!!!!

Peanut: Hey? How did you get in here? I never invited you to participate in this tournament? Besides, you aren’t involved in the RP anymore, so you should have had no interest in this thing whatsoever?

Temulin: Wrong kiddo! I am always interested in an opportunity to beat, stab and mortally wound my enemies on national television! And this is a perfect opportunity for me to do so! And thanks to some hacking by my adopted father, I was able to sneak in with no problem whatsoever!

Peanut: But why?! Why would you do such a thing!

Temulin: *slightly angry* I already told you that.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Well this is a suprising turn of events! Temulin has appeared in this tournament and seems to think that she can beat Emperor Peanut!

Temulin: Think! I know how to beat him! You see, I found his weakness in this *Temulin holds up a pamphlet titled “Peanut’s Code of Honor.â€

[Hakaii]

OK...THAT...WAS....FUNNY!!! XD
we seriously need to do more random comical things such as this in the future!

[Dante]

The following is a message from your friendly Imperium...

:Silent Image:

Remember...



... The Imperium is watching... always...

[Peanut]

...that was...amazing...um...what's with the Burger King King...is he a communist too? Well I guess he does wear a lot of red...

[Kaligraphic]

Are you kidding? How do you think he got to be king, eh? By exploiting the burgers and hanging on to outdated fast food dogma which perpetuates the economic and culinary differences in our society.

[Zarn Ishtare]

Bad Kalvan! No Monty Python "qoutes" before dinner! No soup for you one year!

[Dante]

No soup for you one year!

It's official folks, Zarn has just killed an English teacher, somewhere... This is a travesty captured for you by the evils of bread, and Microsoft Word... and a very wealthy targe, even the same poor targe I vaporized with the MIRACL laser...

Thank you and have a good evening...
Pascal

[Hakaii]

*hakaii summons Agent Smith!!*



yea, you think that the Burger King is behind government? check this out!!



does anyone else see Smith? I see Smith.... Mr. Pascal

[Hakaii]

OK,just because its more appro for the ongoing construction of the Ishtar Mini-Mall to be place here, here is the next shop to be built!

Kaligraphics
one hour photo.....

[Hakaii]

and...... Puritans Imperium gaming for kids.

[Hakaii]

and inside that Gaming Emporium is the child version of Pascal playing DDR to the Peanut-Butter Jelly Time song.

[Dante]

O_O well that is most good... but two questions 1: why is Pascal transparent, how did the DDR bunny get imortalized on the screen and who is the creepy guy behind Kaligraphic???

[Puritan]

That, my dear Pascal, is Robin Williams from the movie "One Hour Photo". I haven't seen the movie, mind, but I do have vague remembrances of it existing.

[Peanut]

...Wow...just what I always wanted...my avatary self immortalized on the screen of a DDR song...my only other comment for you Hakaii is...lol

[Dante]

Ok, I’m tired of running a one man ship … Da Rabid Ducki is not returning, and I need to take a short opinion pole… Sorry Hakaii, I know you will probably be against this, but if your for it, please do give me a call… But somethings are about doing the better instead of doing what best fits you… that’s my job as GM, sadly I fear, the RP NEEDs checks and balances, I thus would like everyone to post their opinion on the following, that of granting Puritan Co-GM status… or GM status if you will. I support the effect because Puritan stands as one of the most posting members of the RP with just under the post count which I produced, and we end up arguing things to conclusions anyways on a normal basis, I am wondering if you agree with me that he does deserve the position and title as a GM of Nations and States and all the responcibilities that come with that position.

Thank you
Pascal

[Kaligraphic]

I would support such a choice. Puritan has consistently displayed logical, balanced, well-grounded evaluations of situations and mechanics, and I think that his selection would not be amiss.

[Peanut]

Agreed for the reasons Kaligraphic already posted.

[Hakaii]

I am all for it, I just hope he sticks to his ideas in D&D as I have a new book, I hope he does well,



Kudos

[Hakaii]

hmmm... on the thought of rules changing in the future...

perhaps we should pick a time to all be on IM and discuss more finite details pertaining to the RP such as; 1) rate of time compared to "real time" 2) boundaries for weapons 3) legitamacy of sources used to describe histories. should we use something(s) such as D&D to make a standard for what certain creatures are? and/or thier history? just a thought.

[Peanut]

This is what happens when Peanut gets another idea and feels rushed to try and get to it...anyway, here's battle four...

Battle 4

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Well folks! It’s been a while but we are back with another exciting…*Lord Kalvin clears his throat* Yes?

Lord Kalvin: How come you always get to introduce each battle? Why can’t I have a turn?

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: I would like to try once as well…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Because, out of all of you, I am the most energetic!

Lord Kalvin: But I was voted best looking decapitated head by “Like, TOTALLY!â€