***Code D.Floss***

[Dante]

Rei walks in the room... sits down at a table and chugs a A&W Root Beer. Collapses from the rush of caffene and sugar blasting through his system. Aww, at least the RP helps me contemplate the physical realism of different things, that should help a bit on the Physics GRE!

[Kaligraphic]

*Lord Kalvin mixes up a caesar salad (with no egg in it) and sets it in front of Rei*

You need to eat healthier, kid.

[Dante]

O_O Kalis back in the kitchen everyone! And he's making his famous Caesar Salads (with the original recipe of Caeser with his own personal culinary genius added to it!)

[Zarn Ishtare]

I would have to say God isn't a communist.





What if God Was a Socio-Economic-Monotheistic-Republican-Monarchist?


That works about right.

[Hakaii]

I believe that he would be a monotheistic monarch. God did want to rule the Israelites himself rather than have them appoint a King. besides, God is good and polititians can't be trusted.

[Puritan]

The word for that is a Theocracy, or perhaps Deiocracy would be better, if there were such a word...

[Kaligraphic]

I prefer theocracy over deiocracy, for the sake of not mixing Greek and Latin roots. (theocracy = theos + kratos)

[Zarn Ishtare]

I have always considered myself a Theocrat.

[Peanut]

Hmmm...I wonder if their is a Theorcratic party of America...

[Hakaii]

Hmmm...I wonder if their is a Theorcratic party of America...

differant party or not, I stand by my belief that politicians (unless God became one, which is why I argue that He does not fit into ANY political party) cannot be trusted.

[Zarn Ishtare]

Yeah, I'm sure that works really well for ya buddy. Because of course ALL Power corrupts.



It's not like, I dunno, there are actually GOOD, DECENT politicians....


And of course, thats yet another reason to justify not voting.


Eh.

[Hakaii]

Oh, I vote all right. for example, this year, I'm voteing no on prop 107 and yes for prop 202 (in Arizona). And when I vote for people in office, I WRITE IN people (yea thats right, I voted for Colin Powel for Pres. in 2004) but, the Rep. and Dem. candidates (that are the only ones who get elected) are usually fanatics and have their own agenda. they are more focused of getting more of their own party elected than they are on running the country. they spend Far too much time asking their rich buddies, their church, or extremist groups for permission before they do things. I mean really, look at Iraq. I was in Favor ogoing to war. but I figured that we were REALLY GOING TO WAR! we should have invaded Iraq and added it to our own. thereby giving its citizens all the same rights as the rest of us. we could raise our own police force and our companies would move in and the economy would greatly improve. sure, their religious beliefs and their country would be "assimilated" but lets face it. THEY LOST. do you think that if the sides were turned, that if ANY of the nations that America has fought against would have won, that we would be treated HALF as well? NO! we'd be dead! or living like servants! if the Extremists had their way, We'd ALL be dead! so I am rather upset that this war isn't over. not because I don't like war, but because Iraq should be taking this long to subdue. also, most politicians get into office by pointing out the things that are wrong with everyone else, by LIEING through their teeth, by using religion to influence whole families, and by Buying people. In the military, people are given rank because THEY EARN IT. the Military lives by a code of Military Justice! the Politicians don't. they USE the military. I say that each branch of the military should have one MILITARY ELECTED official that makes up a council and that this council should have equal authority as the Judicial, Legislative, and Executive branches. and I'm not talking about the secretaries of defence! they are picked by the President and or elected. this council should be elected by military (officer AND enlisted) staff ONLY! and yea, I have no faith in POLITICIANS. you know what, show me a "good" one and try to change my mind.

[Peanut]

*bangs the gavel*

The political discussion ends here guys we're getting way to close to crossing a line that no CAA member should cross...ever...

[Zarn Ishtare]

Yes. Let us turn our minds to something else.


Like CHEESE!

[Peanut]

Hmm...cheese...*ponders the concept of this "cheese"*

[Hakaii]

Darn! all this cheesyness talking has led me to a craving for fried mozzerella sticks. XD. now, wheres that maranara?

[Dante]

This is the official bar of the RP, great place to chat and have fun OOC... Sorta.

: Rei continues to scrub Temulins boots and orders another five pizzas... it's on the Imperiums tab so he doesn't much care. He did enjo Kali's tossed Ceasar salad though. :

[USSRGirl]

Slobberdagollian!!!!!!!

[Kaligraphic]

Um, what she said. And this is the hangout for the rp. We can discuss game mechanics and make our characters do silly things here.

*Lord Kalvin plugs PASCAL into a TV, sets him in PS2 emulation mode, and issues an open invitation to the room for a game of ATV Offroad Fury 2*

[USSRGirl]

Um, what she said.

*mutters* ^##@@Slobberdagolliac knave!#$#@@SQUEAK%#@CENSORED$#@@!@#!@#!!!!!!!

[Peanut]

*...and yet try as she might, Temulin found that she was unable to avoid the devilish charm of the Rp's pub...which quickly devoured her soul and forced her to forever make Kali's tossed Ceaser salad...*

[Hakaii]

Hey Kali! can you make that tossed ceasar salad into a wrap?! oh man! yet again, this RP is making me hungry! oh and while were at it, does Pascal have a Xbox emulation mode? 'cause I've got Halo2 with the expantion pack!! *waves games*

[Hakaii]

Hey everyone! I know how we can make all our political quarrels end! If we could just make me the unquestioned Pharaoh of Earth!.... XD

[Peanut]

Ahem...once upon a time...their was an emperor who one day got very board. He decided that the only way to solve his boredom was through bloodshed. But, seeing as how bloodshed isn't looked upon kindly by the Duckstopo...he decided to create a virtualish reality based off of the Super Smash Bros. fighting engine in which to hold this tournament. After this enviornment got set up...he invited all of his friends, enemies and other random people to enjoy the merciless competition which became ever known as THE FIRST EVER OF NATIONS AND STATES DUELING TOURNAMENT...oh, an by dueling he meant fighting...with weapons and other such items...here was the bracket...well...sort of...sadly the emperor did not have the 1337 bracket making skillz of Ingemar and well...yeah...the question is what bracket?

ROUND 1

Lord Kalvin
vs.
Rei Jurryoku(sp?)

Puritan
vs.
PASCAL

Peanut
vs.
???(in other words a mysterious fighter)

Zarn Ishtare
vs.
Hakaii

(OOC: Ok...so I've been planning on doing this for a while and seeing as how I'm bored (building up an army...isn't that interesting) I have decided that now is as good as any time to start it. All of the matches (except for one) were determined by a random drawing. So yeah...we got lucky...also, this tournament will work identical to that of the CAA Tournaments Ingemar writes. This is meant for your guys enjoyment...though please...feel free to trash talk...eh...nicely. Oh, and don't worry about writer's bias...I have figured out a way to determine the winners (for all but one very, very special battle...) which is through this magical tool of hope and wonder *holds up a quarter*. So, I'm thinking I will have the first round for all of you to read tomorrow...maybe...that's all...

Peanut)

[Kaligraphic]

Where's Corby and Marik?

[Peanut]

For the first torunament, I decided to include only the main characters that date back to the very origin of the RP...and well...I needed one more fighter so I choose Hakaii...yeah...I do plan on doing another one, so I decided to leave some characters out so that when I do the next one, I won't have to use any of the characters twice (hopefully...). I must say, I am quite impressed really, I didn't expect to get such great first round fights from doing three random drawings (as I said, one bout I have had planned out for a very long time...I'll tell you which one it was once I've actually posted it...).

Edit: O should mention that I am not taking this tournament seriously...it's supposed to be funny and the characters will be at best caricatures of who our characters really are...so yeah...I just thought I would let you know so I don't get yelled at if I make a character look less awesome then they really are...

[Peanut]

Round 1:

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO A NINJA MONKEY SPORTING BROADCAST FROM THE NOT SO SUNNY DARK SIDE OF THE MOON VIRTUAL COMBAT ARENA!!!

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Um…Ninja Monkey Announcer 1…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: TODAY MARKS THE BEGINNING OF WHAT SHOULD BE AN AMAZING START TO AN AMAZING TOURNAMENT!!!

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Um…Ninja Monkey Announcer 1…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: YES NINJA MONKEY ANNOUNCER 2!!!

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Why are you yelling?

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: BECAUSE, THAT’S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU’RE AN ANNOUNCER AND THE CROUD IS THIS LOUD!!!

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: But…there’s no crowd…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: What?

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Didn’t you get the memo? No one could afford the tickets to fly on a shuttle up to the dark side of the moon because of inflated gas prices.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Then…does that mean no one is watching us?

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: No…we supposedly have several million viewers via satellite and cable and a bunch of others who will be watching the fights on the Ninja Monkey Sport Network Internet site and even more who will just watch the bouts illegally on You Tube and other sites like it…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Oh…well anyway, on to our first fight! This should be an interesting one as tournament favorite Lord Kalvin Graphic takes on that Pacifican scientific menace who DESERVES TO BE SHOT FOR WHAT HE DID TO OUR SATE…*stops. Recollects himself and continues on* Rei Jurryoku.

*The screen switches to the virtual arena where a coliseum virtual environment pops up complete with a non-existent crowd. Suddenly a swarm of undead warriors and vampires flood the arena, scaring and devouring some of the virtual crowd members. From the shadows of the gate, Lord Kalvin emerges wrapped in cloaks of shadows. The undead hordes stop what they are doing and run in fear, only to be dragged back into the shadows by his awesome arcane powers. Dark flames suddenly erupt from the ground as the crowd begins to chant “Kalvin! Kalvin!â€

[Kaligraphic]

rofl

[Kaligraphic]

*The severed head of Lord Kalvin beats the Winged Dragon of Ra... with a stick!*

[Dante]

Summons toonworld twinkie of doom... it's rather tasty but it has toonworld calories aproaching E99 power.