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Harry Potter and Leopard-Walk-Up-to-Dragon
PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:15 am
by bigsleepj
Here's the "Long Lost" Harry Potter book.
Harry Potter and Leopard Walk Up to Dragon
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:13 pm
by Scribs
"Harry doesn't know how long it will take to wash the sticky cream cake off his face. For a civilised young man it is disgusting to have dirt on any part of his body. He lies in the high-quality bathtub, keeps wiping his face, and thinks about Dudley's face, which is as fat as the bottom of Aunt Petunia."
Now that is some classic literature for you. I find this horribly humerous.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:18 pm
by starfire
THEY TOTALLY STOLE THAT IDEA FROM THE HARRY POTTER TITLES THREAD! WE SHOULD SUE!!!
rotfl
That's my kind of book!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:20 pm
by PrincessZelda
Whoa!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:31 pm
by soul alive
o_O ... ... Wow. It's so horrible it's hilarious. *shakes head* And I love the cover, with Maleficent as the dragon...
PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:42 am
by dragonshimmer
That's simply amazing in an almost horrible way! xD That exceprt is TOO funny.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:07 am
by uc pseudonym
Heh... I'd already seen that excerpt quoted elsewhere, so it is interesting to see the source now. That is rather amusing indeed.