***Code D.Floss***

[Peanut]

A Very Of Nations and States Christmas: AKA the Losers Lounge

Narator: Ahem…twas the day of Christmas and all through Lord Kalvin’s house, not a creature was stirring not even an undead mouse. And deep in the living room, assembled with care, were all the Of Nations and Staters except those which had won. In the middles sat Lord Kalvin, with no body to boot, but he still had his beard which made him look smooth. Puritan sat on the floor with no brain in his head and Temulin sat next to him in her chair which was in the TV set. But Hakaii…Hakaii was no where to be found. On vacation he was and who knows what he would do…but now it’s time for the gift exchange…and what an exchange it will be…for Lord Kalvin arranged it with no limits to thee…

Lord Kalvin: Alright folks…it’s time for the gift exchange…

Temulin: Bah Humbug!

Lord Kalvin: Temulin! Really, where is your Holiday spirit! It’s Christmas and now is the time for us to give gifts to each other to spread the holiday cheer!

Temulin: As I said…Bah Humbug! Christmas is nothing more then a capitalistic holiday in which you capitalists use your capitalistic philosophy to get more capitalistic possessions for your capitalistic houses! Anyone who goes around saying Merry Capitalistic Chrsitmas should be boiled in their own FIG PUDDING!!!!

Lord Kalvin:…What?

Narrator: Puritan had moved away to chew on the tree, with the hopes that perhaps he could achieve a little glee…

Lord Kalvin: Puritan! No chewing the tree…that’s for my undead ninja cats to do only…

Temulin: Undead ninja cats…I haven’t seen any undead ninja cat’s?

Lord Kalvin: Exactly...Now then folks, let’s get our gifts for each other…

Narrator: Suddenly there arose from the roof quite a clatter, and immediately Lord Kalvin screamed…

Lord Kalvin: OH MY WHAT’S THE MATTER!

Narrator: And through the chimney, fell with a thump. Two Ninja Monkey Announcers and their really sore rumps.

Ninja Monkey Announcers: OW!!!

Lord Kalvin: Great Googly Moogly!! What are you guys doing here?

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Well, we figured we would show up and join you guys seeing as how we don’t have anywhere else to hang out…

Lord Kalvin: Did you bring gifts?

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Absolutely…

Lord Kalvin: Be honest…your just here because you heard I was giving out free egg nog aren’t you…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Yeah…your right…we all we really cared about was the free egg nog…

Lord Kalvin: Well then LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!!

Narrator: Lord Kalvin felt a pang of sympathy after the Ninja Monkey Announcer’s words about the free egg nog, and his want to throw them out quickly melted into sympathy and love…ah…

Lord Kalvin: Well then…please come in and have some egg nog, and do stay for the Gift Exchange…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Huh?

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Shh…I paid the all mighty narrator to let us in…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Ah I see…even Lord Kalvin cannot resist its all mighty voice of all mightyness…

Narrator: Now Lord Kalvin over heard every word the Ninja Monkies did say.

Lord Kalvin: What was that?

Narrator: But he ignored them and continued on to the gift exchange.

Lord Kalvin: Now then, you all know the rules…we will each draw a name from this hat…

Narrator: A hat without a cat appeared in Lord Kalvin’s hand…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Impressive special effects…

Lord Kalvin: And then you will give your to the person on it. Now then, everyone pick a name.

Narrator: The guests all picked a piece of paper from the hat. And on each of them was a black cat.

Lord Kalvin: All right Puritan, you first…

Narrator: Puritan pulled a gift from his cybernetic skeleton, wrapped in Temuoplutanium. And with a quick drop, the gift plopped on Lord Kalvin’s lap.

Lord Kalvin: For me…how thoughtful of you!

Narrator: Lord Kalvin used his mighty powers of undead darkness to open the gift, for it was the only way to cut through the mighty Temuoplian metal. Within it was a book…

Lord Kalvin: Maintenance of Cybornetic Components for Dummies…

Narrator: Said he with a relatively disappointed tone…

Lord Kalvin:…yes…just what I’ve always wanted…thank you Puritan. Now then, Ninja Monkey Announcer 1…your turn…

Narrator: Ninja Monkey Announcer 1 produced a poorly wrapped parcel in a poof of smoke upon Temulin’s TV set.

Temulin: Oh for me!

Narrator: With Robotic arms, Temulin opened her gift like an overly excited child on Christmas day. Only to find a pair of socks with QtheQreater’s face all over them…

Temulin: SOCKS?!

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Mama always said you can never have enough socks…Hmm…I would think my bursting dresser would prove her wrong…

Lord Kalvin: Ok…Ninja Monkey Annoucner 2…your up…

Narrator: The Ninja Monkey Announcer gave his gift to Puritan, who promptly ate it and exploded.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Hey!

Lord Kalvin: Oh my…what did you give him…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: I gave him one of those small McDonald’s toys that say do not eat on them…

Lord Kalvin: Oh…so that’s why they say not to eat them…Temulin…your turn…
Narrator: Temulin’s robotic arms produced a gift wrapped in Hammer and Sickle upon it and handed it to the second Ninja Monkey Announcer…He opened it…to find the complete work’s of Marx and a copy of Dr. Strangemonkeylove: Or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the ZPEB which is a very boring documentary about the life, times and research of Dr. Strangemonkeylove…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Wow…how communist of you…I mean nice of you…

Temulin: There is one more part to that gift…

Narrator: With that Temulin threw a festive spork in his eye…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: OW MY EYE!!!

Temulin: BWAHAHAHAHA! AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO!!! THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR YOUR CAPITALISTIC SPIRIT!!!!

Lord Kalvin: Temulin…no spork throwing inside the house!

Temulin: But?!

Lord Kalvin: AH!

Ninja Monkey Annuoncer 2: CAN SOMEBODY CALL 911!

Lord Kalvin: Well…I’m the last one…

Narrator: With his dark powers, Lord Kalvin summoned up a gift that no one could ever resist…it was simply the best gift in the world…a DaRabbidRubberDuckie…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: FOR ME!!!

Lord Kalvin: Yep…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Wow it’s just what I’ve always wanted!

Temulin: Hey…how come he gets the awesome gift…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: I THINK I’M GOING TO LOOSE MY EYE!!!!

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Well, too bad…it’s mine…

Temulin: BAH! IT is not yours! IT IS THE STATE!!! AND I AM THE STATE!!!

Narrator: With that Temulin deployed her robotic arms.

Lord Kalvin: Now children play nice…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: No…it’s mine…Lord Kalvin gave it to me…

Temulin: Well to bad! We live in Communist times Comrade…and I am your chairman…so give it to me before I sick the real DaRabbid on you!

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: How about I give you this!

Narrator: The Ninja Monkey Announcer threw poo at Temulin’s TV screen…and soon the entire living room was enwrapped in a bitter war filled with the screaming of Ninja Monkies, the sparks of Serverbots, the begging of Lord Kalvin for everyone to calm down and not spill egg nog on the new carpet, and the screams of a very unhappy Ninja Monkey Announcer who lost his eye. Well anyway, no matter what the communist Temulin says…a Merry Christmas to all the members of Of Nations and States, and may you all have a great new year…

[Zarn Ishtare]

And Zarn was too busy celebrating Falstday, with his minions and his munchins all splayed about after the enourmous and casual fo-dinner....



Edit: Oh, and because Peanut deserves to hear it at least once:


"Peanut is so totally more awesome than me"-Zarn.

There ya go, you can quote me on that.


Merry Christmas.


Kalvin, I'm sorry, but I couldn't find a dark ichor goblet of power you don't already own three of....


PASCAL gets nothing. As in, his own portable nothing, nothing being Vacuum. You just have to go out to space to get it. Good luck!


Puri is just too hard to shop for. Perhaps a full set of prosthetic arms? Six of them?

Hakkai got to keep Venus, didn't he? Thats christmas present enough.

[Peanut]

Edit: Oh, and because Peanut deserves to hear it at least once:


"Peanut is so totally more awesome than me"-Zarn.

There ya go, you can quote me on that.

Hmmm...Gladly!

[USSRGirl]

I got robot arms now? Whoa... when did that happen?

:: Applauds that heart warming Christmas tale, minus the poop flinging monkey incident which I know you could not resist typing yet again ::

And why is Puritan now a drooling maniac? Oh well... darned Capitalists had it coming.

[Peanut]

I got robot arms now? Whoa... when did that happen?

:: Applauds that heart warming Christmas tale, minus the poop flinging monkey incident which I know you could not resist typing yet again ::

And why is Puritan now a drooling maniac? Oh well... darned Capitalists had it coming.

The answers to all of your questions, Temulin, lie in the Of Nations and States Tournament which has been going on for a few weeks now. It should have only started on page 36 ...I would suggest you read it seeing as how you are one of the contestants...and don't worry...there are no long tech descriptions. Only humorous bouts between several of the personalities within Of Nations and States. What's more fun then bloody battles to the death that make you laugh, hmmm? Nothing...I thought so...

[USSRGirl]

O.O I did read part of it you filthy poo-flinging beast.

:: Decapitates Peanut with a spork ::

So... I'm like General Grievous now? Multipl-arm sporking weilding? Cool.

[Peanut]

Not exactly...your actually now a judge within a virtual reality area designed specifically for bloody galditorial battles between celebrities within the RP Of Nations and States...and there is no escape...no really...there is no escape...so enjoy overseeing the slaughter of Rei and the epic fight between Zarn and I which should be...well...epic...as for your robotic arms...well they are actually hooked onto a TV set which Kali supplied you with so you could participate at his christmas party...your not really General Grievous but Scribs' depiction of UC within the Adventures of Ink and Ash with arms...yeah...it stinks...but hey...it could be worse...oh wait...I guess it can't be worse...oh well...

[Dante]

...
You know things are wierd when...

Our RP shows up at the top of the google list if one spells ellemental wrong ... Does anyone else get this? Or does google just note that I got to CAA alot... Note that I had just retyped it in when I noticed that CAA was the top of the list... and Code D. Floss for that matter... Wow, how famous is our RP? Do we.... Make up a good portion of the useful stuff on the internet?

[Hakaii]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:

our RP Rocks!!

[Peanut]

...no...we actually make up most of the random pile of useless stuff on the internet...but that is actually a good thing. The internet was created for piles of useless stuff...it's like a cyber garbage heap of greatness...ok, I tried to hard here...anyway, who knows...we have mentioned that it would be a possibility that someone would use the RP to stem future invasions of earth from aliens...or it could end up helping said aliens conquer earth...

[Peanut]

Round 2

Battle 1: PASCAL vs. Rei

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Well folks, we’re back! And after a short break allowing the competitors to write their wills, Round two is about to begin.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Wait…wills…why would they need to write their wills…it’s a virtual battle…they don’t really die…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Well…Rei…is convinced that he is going to die, for real, no matter what…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: And why is that…

Lord Kalvin: PASCAL is a 1337 quantum computer and probably could hack this system and give himself the ability to kill Rei for real…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: And why would he want to do that?

Lord Kalvin: You haven’t paid attention to the last 100 pages of the RP have you…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: I skimmed through them. *Lord Kalvin and the other Ninja Monkey Announcer stare at him* What? It’s not my fault that I have a life?

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Anyway, if you haven’t figured it out by now. Today is the day Rei dies…I mean…today is the day Rei faces PASCAL. These two have quite a rocky history but we will allow you to read it *to the other Ninja Monkey Annoucner* for yourself!

Lord Kalvin: Well, this should be an interesting match. Rei is fresh off of his early upset of me, thanks to a cheap shot…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Really? A cheap shot eh?

Lord Kalvin: Hey, according to the Art of Combat According to DBZ, one fighter is not allowed to attack another fighter while said fighter is caring out a really long, prepared in advanced monologue…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Right?

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Anyway, PASCAL made it here thanks to his 1337 use of Gamefaqs to summon Pascal to eat the brain of Puritan.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Now that was a cheap move…

Lord Kalvin: I disagree. It is clearly stated in the Art of Combat According to DBZ that any trickery is allowed as long as it does involve interfering with said opponents long monologues.

Ninja Monkey Annoucner 2: Not that move I mean…never mind…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Anyway, the battle is about to begin…five bucks says Rei doesn’t show up…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Your on!

*The virtual arena fires up…literally…as a Volcano pops into being…*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Well this should be interesting…a Volcano…wow…that’s sort of…well…completely unrelated to the RP…

Lord Kalvin: Well…at least for now it is…MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Why are you laughing like that…

Lord Kalvin: Because I can…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: And here comes PASCAL…wow that’s new…

*PASCAL wades through the lava and steps onto a floating rock. He is completely unscathed.*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: He seems to be showing off the heat resistance of his metallic frame.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: You know…for some reason I thought that lava pool would be deeper.

Lord Kalvin: Supposedly the programmers only had money to purchase enough lava to fill a kiddy pool…so yes, it is that shallow…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Bummer…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: And now here comes Rei…any second now *A hawk flies down and lands on a rock* Yep…he’ll be here…any *The hawk transforms into Rei* OH MY GOSH!!! HE’S SHOWN UP!!! IT’S REI!!! *to the other Announcer* YOU OWE ME FIVE DOLLARS!!!

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: *fumbling in his pocket* Stupid Rei…I wonder where he got the courage to face PASCAL…

*Rei flashes back to several seconds ago.*

Rei: I’m going to die…I’m going to die…I’M GOING TO DIEE!!!! *Rei begins to scream loudly* BUT I’M TO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!

???: Ah, quit complaining kid!

*Rei looks up and sees the disembodied head of Lord Kalvin floating in front of him.*

Rei: Lord Kalvin?!

Lord Kalvin: Yes…it is I…Lord Kalvin…I have come here to give you the means to beat PASCAL…

Rei: Beat PASCAL?

Lord Kalvin: As soon as the match begins…you will get a weapon of infinite power and strength…and with it you will slay him…

Rei: Really?

Lord Kalvin: Yep…now hurry up…the Ninja Monkey Announcer next to me has five bucks ridding on you showing up to the match…

*The present*

Rei: Ok…now for that weapon…

Referee: BEGIN!

PASCAL: Well, I must say. I am impressed; I thought you were smarter then to rush to your doom. So here, I will end this quickly.

Rei: NO! I’m done running from the likes of you! I will defeat you!

*suddenly a light appears above Rei. And something begins to form within it.*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: That’s…

Lord Kalvin: The Sword of A Thousand Truths…

*The Sword of A Thousand Truths descends into Rei’s hands. He grasps it’s hilt and prepares to strike. PASCAL’s eyes widen as Rei begins to hop from floating stone to floating stone with speed, grace and agility. He reaches PASCAL, swings the sword and…it snaps in two.*

PASCAL: Is that it…please…using a puny weapon like that against me…

Rei: But…But I thought Lord Kalvin’s disembodied head said it would allow me to defeat you…

PASCAL: Really? Well, he knows little about computers…especially computers with robotic bodies…you see Space Vampires are infamous for their lack of computer know how and tech savyness…you dig?

Rei: Umm…oh…snap…

*PASCAL begins to pummel Rei as he screams out in pain.*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: OH he’s going to feel that tomorrow! Eh…I’m pretty sure that isn’t supposed to bend that way…oh…if your watching with kids…um…now would be a good time to cover their eyes…eh…wow I didn’t know that could stretch like that…can you live without those *Lord Kalvin nods no* Oh…that’s bad…

*PASCAL picks up Reis battered, whimpering, almost lifeless body.*

PASCAL: And now…you die…*PASCAL tosses Rei into the lava pool. He sinks a few feet before resting on the bottom.*

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Well…at least he doesn’t seem to be getting *Rei’s body erupts into flame* Never mind…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Well folks, there you have it…PASCAL moves on to the championship round where he will either Peanut or Zarn Ishtare. Until next time this is the Ninja Monkey Announcers and Lord Kalvin singing off *The Ninja Monkey Announcers and Lord Kalvin sing “Holding Out for a Heroâ€

[Althaia]

the dreaded general has returned >:D

[Hakaii]

Ok, Today I woke up cranky at 5am for first day of clases today. I also have to memorize the entire Egyptian timeline and egyptologists history by the 23rd. I also have projects from my news production class. so yea, Its been a heck of a day....

but then I read Peanuts last post and actually cheered up. Peanut, you are a miracle worker. seriously, that was some funny stuff and thank you for posting a storyline that gives me a few ideas...

oh and..... got any 9's?

[Hakaii]

hey everyone, I made an AMV about Zero from Mega Man X (the game series) the song in it is by Lincoln Park. I thought it'd be appropriate to put it here since a lot of my stuff was origionally based on Mega Man.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1766015276

[QtheQreater]

<.<;;; >.>;;;

Ehehe...

o.o

*runs*

[Dante]

O_O...

Raven I'm not necessarily sure your infamous... but perhap unfamous... Yes you were Temulin's general... but you never commanded an army... in fact... Temmi is gone, unless you want to start your nation or something... or maybe take over her avatar in game... I like to use the triple dot thingy ... ... ... .... .............................................................................................

[QtheQreater]

*snaps fingers and materializes an easy chair and some popcorn*

Ah...this place seems like a good hang out.

*pulls out a big foam hand with "Peanut Rocks" on it and awaits another installment of insanity*

[Peanut]

...they're called ellipsis points fellows...and their my best friends...anyway, the next truly insane installment of the tournament should come out sometime this next week...if I get the motivation up to write it (don't you love senioritis...). But yeah, it's going to be insane...I mean it is a battle between Zarn and myself...it has to be insane...that's the rules...

[Zarn Ishtare]

I think you have abit of a conflict of interests there, peanut me bucko. I propose that Puri write it, or Kalvan.

[Peanut]

Hmm...no...I used random methods to determine the winners of the battles before I started writing, so their is no need to worry about my own interests...I can't change it without compromising my own honesty and throwing all the ideas I have for it away (which I don't want to). Just trust me Zarn, the battle will be fair...well, as fair as it can be...really if this tournament was held for real, Lord Kalvin would have won with no problem...but that wouldn't make it too interesting now would it...anyway, I will write it at some point...maybe later this night...who knows...anyway, back to the ever boring world of Pride and Prejudice...

[Hakaii]

I agree with Peanut on this one. It is his story. besides wahts the worst that can happen? Your character loses to Peanut? Ane he's been writing funny stuff so far.

[QtheQreater]

<.< >.>

*starts up a chant*

PEANUT, PEANUT, PEANUT!!!

Of course he should write it, Zarn. Why wreck his story for him? He did start it, after all...not like it was a group effort.

*chucks marshmellows at Zarn*

[Kaligraphic]

I'm actually with Peanut here. It's comic relief, the worst that can happen is that you get monkey poo in your face in a non-canon storyline. And maybe get your brains eaten or turned into a severed talking head on some two-bit televised tournament, but hey, these things happen.

Of course, maybe Q should be added to the tournament...

[QtheQreater]

O.O

Added? What fer?? So Peanut can deep fry me in butter and have me thrown off a cliff with William Shatner's singing blaring the entire way down! EEEEAAAAARGH!!!

Although, it might prove interesting. o_O;;;

[Dante]

No, so that you... like my poor pityful character Rei... can be killed by PASCAL by being thrown into a lava pit after being told by Kalvin's severed head that you have a sword of incredible greatness... however it will seem that you have survived your fall into the lava... until you burst into flames.

By the way Peanut what was your random method? I'm quite surprise PASCAL made it this far.

[Peanut]

I wrote everybody in the tournaments names on four pieces of paper each. Then I took each set of four papers, threw them in a box, shuffled them up, and then drew one out. The name I got was the name of the winner of the battle...that's the method...so yes, it was by random chance that PASCAL got this far...Lord Kalvin was of course excluded for this because as I said before...if I let him win the first match...he'd have to win all the other matches...plus it was funny...which is the point...

[Althaia]

i wish it was the good ol' days where my name struck terror into grown men

[Hakaii]

i wish it was the good ol' days where my name struck terror into grown men

Terror? No I think not. Watching me play DDR, now thats terriffying!

[Althaia]

haha but watching me eat about full 17 pack pack of winterFresh all in the same time is scarier haha

[Hakaii]

LOL! hmm... oh I can beat that! You should see me, my wife, and mi madre play skippo!! oh no wait! Dominos!!!!! Its like a sport, but with a heck of a lot more swearing!!