Corrupted wish game

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:16 pm

granted... but you caught on fire

i wish i had some inuyasha t shirts

Postby **Shia Kyosuka** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:24 pm

Granted! but they're made of eyelashes.

I want a mint condition Radeon X800XT Video Card The looks and plays perfectly.

Postby **TheMelodyMaker** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:27 pm

Granted, but it smells kind of minty. :sweat:

I'd like this game that I'm making to be already finished so I can just enjoy playing it... *faceplant into keyboard*

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:30 pm

granted... but you cant find it

i wish i could see in the dark perfectly

Postby **Silvanis** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:30 pm

Granted, but it has quite a few kinks that need working out.

I wish for another puppy.

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:33 pm

granted... but it a hush puppy

i wish i were smarter

Postby **Maledicte** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:44 pm

Granted. You are now smarter than a flea but not a dung beetle.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not get fat.

Postby **Rachel** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:44 pm

Granted, you're now smarter than a door knob.

I wish I could do a back flip.

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:46 pm

granted... but yur pants wont stay up.
granted... but you always land on your back

i wish dung beetles would eat dung

Postby **CreatureArt** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:49 pm

How do you miss with that wish?! :lol:

Granted, but its dung-shaped chocolate, so technically they're not eating real dung at all, so I really messed with your wish. ... ...
...
...yes.

I wish I knew what was black and white and green and black and white and green - and that it wasn't two skunks fighting over a pickle.

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:51 pm

granted.. but they are fighting over a dead frog

i wish my bike was fixed

Postby **CreatureArt** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:59 pm

Granted, but it costs you three grand.

I wish that, tomorrow, I will type up and finish my English Report in just under an hour even though it is probably going to be 10+ pages long...

Postby **Maledicte** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:00 pm

Darn it and my grant was good.

Granted, but you get an F anyway.

no one answered my wish, sooo...

I wish I could eat lots and not get fat.

Postby **Kkun** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:02 pm

Wish granted, but what happens is all of the food has some kind of bacteria that actually eats you away from the inside, so you end up dying. Bummer!

I wish I had a job.

Postby **Shia Kyosuka** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:03 pm

Granted! Now you can eat all you want and get skinnier.

I want a Non-Toxic Blizzard from Mcdonalds for free that still tastes good and can be eaten with a spoon and won't harm me in any way.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:06 pm

Kkun: Granted, but it's volunteer work.
Shia Kyosuka: Granted. You've got it all; but you're in space. So technically it isn't the Blizzard that will kill you but the vacuum out there.

I wish I had a video camera. ^_^

<<EDIT>>
Grammar

Postby **Maledicte** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:06 pm

granted, but the batteries have run out

I wish I could write this next chapter.

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:06 pm

granted.. but it melted in a fire

i wish that people woudnt double answere anymore wishes

Postby **CreatureArt** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:08 pm

Granted, but they triple answer wishes instead (it really happened - see last three posts! I didn't even need to think about corrupting your wish in my imagination!)
(I'm going to post this quickly then grant the other wishes)

I wish that people wouldn't answer posts more than once. :lol:

<<EDIT>>
SirThinks2Much: Granted, but you can't write anything else: so you keep attempting to finish the same chapter for the next three years.

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:13 pm

granted... they never answer at all

i wish that i had a book of good wishes.

Postby **phinny5608** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:41 pm

Granted, but it's written in Armenian.

I wish I had a 2x4 with which to whack you.

Postby **Icarus** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:25 pm

Granted, but as with all lumber, dimensions are approximate.

I wish my computer was finished.

Postby **phinny5608** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:39 am

Oh, it's finished alright. And by finished I mean destroyed! *Hits you with a rubber stamp, leaving "GRANTED!" written across your head*

I wish the laundry was all done.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:39 pm

Granted but since it all got burnt to a crisp you are going to have to wear furs
like Tarzan for the rest of your life!

I wish that all the pretty girls in America would wear Sailor Moon style uniforms!

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:00 pm

Granted, there are no more girls, that you would consider pretty, in america. But if there were then they would wear sailor moon style uniforms.

I wish i wasn't hungry..

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:19 pm

granted... but now you cant stop eating.... hehehe

i wish i could speak Japanese

Postby **Myoti** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:03 pm

Granted, but all you can say is "Nihongo wa hanasema sen", meaning "I don't speak Japanese."

I wish I meteor would come crashing into Earth.

Postby **Icarus** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:06 pm

Granted, but no one else does.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:15 pm

I grant your non-wish, Icarus! And to corrupt it, I also add that it will be changed in some way by you being tied to a wheelie computer chair and forced to watch old, terrible, mind-numbing children show reruns - e.g. Barney, Fimbles... anything else that's really detestable.

I wish that I had a tablet PC. ^_^

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:01 pm

Granted, but genies aren't too good with technology, so you get a "tablet abacus" instead. Hey, it's close enough.

I wish that SirThinks2Much hadn't been killed by flesh-eating bacteria.

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