Corrupted wish game

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but they now are owned solely by a little old woman who lives in Bavaria,Germany and to get your supplies you must go all the way to her house and pay her $4,000 per art supply!

I wish that they could make Sailor Mercury the lead character in Inuyasha!

[EricTheFred]

Granted, but now her sidekick Inu Yashi looks really bad in his sailor dress. And kinda hacked off about the whole thing...

Although, the "Sailor Moon" uniform looks pretty good on Kagome.

I wish I wasn't stuck here at work eating Jack-in-the-box tacos for dinner...

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you are now eating Japanese food prepared by Mitsuki Sanada,the only trouble now is that you're stuck doing the dishes at the Sanada household plus
Kumu keeps biting your leg and your name is now Kazuki.

I wish that Menchi could go on to American Idol!

[EricTheFred]

Granted, but Simon gets hungry, and spotting a convenient "emergency food supply," he...
They cut the camera at this point, but the audio continues, featuring distinctive cooking sounds...

I wish Major Kusanagi would wear regular clothes. I can't watch GITS with my wife in the room, thanks to the running commentary I get about Motoko-san's wardrobe.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but it's because she traded clothes with Bato, which of course means that he is wearing... well, you can figure it out

I wish the world was a better place

[Ingemar]

Granted, but that's because Jimmy Stewart was never born.

I wish I could get an A+ on this upcoming essay.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but because the essay has to be written with a quill pen and on sheep parchment in old latin it takes you another 300 years to finish.

I wish that George Lucas had never created Jar Jar.

[Rexman64]

Granted, but now there are even more romance scenes.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

[EricTheFred]

Granted, but now you have to fight a edge-of-the-seat thriller of a battle against Wicket W. Warrick.

I wish I could chow down on some delicious alligator, today...

[Ingemar]

Granted, but that's AFTER the alligator eats one of YOUR legs.

I wish EricTheFred doesn't have to be eaten by an alligator or any other carnivorous animal or plant.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but now you have to feed all those hungry plants and animals yourself.

I wish that the Cubs would win the World Series.

[Rexman64]

Granted, but soon after you will be pecked to death by a flock of angry cardinals.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

[CreatureArt]

Granted, but its not quite the dragon you were looking for. Its a Kimodo dragon.. which is still cool, just not as cool as a proper dragon.

I wish I had a Kimodo dragon.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but unfortunatley his name happens to be Puff and he keeps you awake at night playing that Peter,Paul And Mary song on the CD player over and over and over and over and over again!

I wish that they would outlaw the DH now that Martinez has retired from the Mariners.

[EricTheFred]

Granted, but in its place, they declare that mascots are part of the lineup from now on!

I wish the "Famous Chicken" could bat worth a darn...

[Gala]

granted: the "Famous Chicken" bats reeeeeeeaaaallllllyyyyyy good right into your window.

i wish i could dance like the dancing banana

[Rexman64]

Granted, but now you also look like the dancing banana.

I wish there was friendly, intelligent life on Mars.

[Jack Bond]

Granted, a small plant seed has just taken root only to die in a few seconds due to the harsh conditions.

mitsuki do you mean "Life is a Rock but the Radio Rolled Me"?

I wish my life were more enjoyably adventurous.

[KhakiBlueSocks]

Granted...but you're now reincarnated as Naruto and have the slightly annoying habit of shouting "believe it!" at the most innappropriate moment!

I wish that Scar (From Fullmetal Alchemist) worked at my job! (Call Center for Sprint PCS)

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but his coworker is now Lust and they both get more money than you.

I wish that they would cancel Wulin Warriors and replace it with Pretty Guardian
Sailor Moon.

[EricTheFred]

OH, there is so much I could do with this one... talk about a nice fat one served right down the middle..

Granted, but you are now to be treated weekly to the puppet animation version of "Sailor Moon", complete with a distinctly Thunderbirds-esque magical transformation scene...

I wish there was some way, ANY way , to make Anime Network update their "On Demand" selections more often.

[Fionn Fael]

Granted, but the Anime Network is no longer available in your area.

I wish I was old enough to drive, had passed my driver's test, and owned a nice car full of gas.

[Rexman64]

Granted, but it's not the kind of gas you were thinking of...

I wish that I had $592.

[Fionn Fael]

Granted, but America's currency is changed to rupees.

I wish that I didn't have a weakness for chocolate...

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but now you have a strong desire for liverwurst sandwiches.

I wish that the world was ruled by puppies.

[EricTheFred]

Granted, but they're the dust puppies from Totoro, and everything manmade is slowly decaying from disuse now.

I wish my family would get up, so we aren't late for Sunday School (again)!

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but now you are two hours late for church.

I wish that Sailor Mercury would come to life and help me construct my website gallery tribute to her that I now want to do.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but you get so many hits that every computer in the nation explodes

I wish Taco Bell (the dining room part) was open later

[Naga Kisaki]

Granted, But you fall asleep as soon as you get there.

I wish I could go on a date with Naraku, so he'd talk to me the whole time!

[Jack Bond]

Granted, but the third leg is trying to kick you in the face.

I wish for no school for a long time.