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Postby Kuro-Mizu » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:15 pm

Granted but every item you end up finding was either eaten by the dog or thrown in the garbage (I wouldnt WANT to find it then... gross)

I wish I could breathe underwater.
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Postby Ratrace » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:24 pm

Granted, now can only breath when standing under a glass of water.

I wish I was pyrokenetic.
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Postby Kuro-Mizu » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:31 pm

Granted... You end up blowing yourself up..

I wish everyone was immortal and the world was perfect forever and everyone liked me and was nice to me and to everyone else.
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Postby Ratrace » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:34 pm

Granted, but you are the Univerces sewer cleaner.

I wish for a bag of original Doritos.
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Postby Kuro-Mizu » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:36 pm

granted... But they are all soggy.

I wish I had a large mallet.
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Postby Ratrace » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:39 pm

Granted, but its made of cheese.

I wish Sky would get an anime chanel.
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Postby Kuro-Mizu » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:41 pm

Granted but they only play pokemon and kikis delivery service all day long!

I wish I had blue hair!
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Postby Ratrace » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:47 pm

Granted, its the same blue colour as water.(which is blue BTW).

I wish I could control the Earths gravitational field.
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Postby FadedOne » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:50 pm

Granted, but you end up forgetting how to turn gravity back on. People are floating off by the dozens.

I wish to fit in..
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Postby Ratrace » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:54 pm

Granted, your a jigsaw piece.

I wish I could remember everything.
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Postby CreatureArt » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:55 pm

Granted, but that's only because your body becomes incredibly spongy and you are able to fit into even the most crowded places full of popular people.

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Postby Ratrace » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:58 pm

Granted, you own DaRabibDuckie.

Last one counts, no?
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Postby Kuro-Mizu » Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:06 pm

Granted... But you remember bad memorys more accurately and have nightmares about them every night!

I wish I never had another nightmare!
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Postby Fionn Fael » Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:55 pm

Granted, but that's because you have an incurable case of insomnia, so you eventually die from sleep deprivation.

I wish I had more free time.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:27 pm

Granted but you have now 10 years until you get out of the state pen.
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Postby Fionn Fael » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:34 pm

Granted, but she only does so when you do the same. :P
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Postby CreatureArt » Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:10 pm

Granted, but something actually happens. :lol:

I wish Fionn Fael had left a wish on the previous post! (rofl)
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Postby Lyrical » Sun Jan 29, 2006 8:28 pm

nothing happens

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Postby Ratrace » Sun Jan 29, 2006 8:30 pm

:dance:
But it multiplies and covers the Earth. :dance: :dance: :dance:

I wish for a reay big bowl of chilli.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:18 am

Granted, but it multiplies and covers the Earth :)

I wish I already had all the books I'm supposed to have for class tomorow
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:35 pm

Granted but oddly enough since all your classes are now taught by various incarnations of the Doctor all your textbooks are now in ancient Gallifreyan!

I wish that kittens ran the world.
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Postby EricTheFred » Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:50 pm

Granted but... no, actually, I don't think that one needs further twisting...

I wish I had three more wishes!
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Postby Puritan » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:01 pm

Granted, but all of them must involve copious quantities of limburger cheese.

I wish I had my own starship.
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Postby Fionn Fael » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:56 pm

Granted, but it's made of copious quantities of limburger cheese.

I wish I wasn't so tired all of the time.
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:17 pm

Grated...but everytime you try to go to sleep, you'll jump out of bed in the middle of the night and sing "Runners High" from The Pillows.

I wish I was the captain of the Enterprise-E on Star Trek!
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:29 pm

Granted,but since the Captain is Jean-Luc Picard that means you're going to have to develop a taste for Earl Grey Tea and have people mistake you for Captain
Sisko.

I wish that they hadn't made the new Pink Panther.
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Postby K. Ayato » Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:31 pm

Granted, but now they haven't made the original one either, or the cartoon.

I wish I could go see Kutless this month.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:59 pm

Granted but then you forget all about it and end up wondering what the tickets in your pocket are for.

I wish that Ayato hadn't killed Anashina in RahXephon.
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Postby EricTheFred » Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:48 pm

Me, too. Actually. Kind of blew the whole series for me. Left a bad taste in my mouth.

Okay, here goes...
Granted, but instead, he killed Kennedy, Lincoln, and J.R. Ewing, and now NOBODY can figure out what in the heck this series is supposed to be about.

I wish could draw all these neat Manga characters I can imagine in my head. Or anything else, for that matter.
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Postby CreatureArt » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:07 pm

Granted, but the world magically runs out of paint, charcoal and everything else you can use to draw except for a teeny scrap of pencil lead with which you are forced to draw these characters at such a small size no-one else can see them.

I wish all the drawing implements in the world hadn't magically run out.
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