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Postby Tidus20 » Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:10 am

Granted, but the car the help arriving in drives too fast and accidentally crushes him.

I wish I had $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 right now.
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Postby Nate » Sun Oct 02, 2005 9:37 am

Granted, but everyone now knows you are the richest man on Earth, and people are constantly trying to break into your house and mug you whenever you walk down the street.

I wish this horrible pain I feel would disappear forever.
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Postby Wild Eagle » Sun Oct 02, 2005 9:38 am

Granted, but as you are carrying all that money in a wheelbarrow, it falls into an open manhole.

I wish my cold would go away.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sun Oct 02, 2005 9:54 am

Granted, but the Plague takes its place

I wish I had something to eat
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Postby Wild Eagle » Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:21 am

Granted, but a squirrel takes your food, just as you are about to eat it.

I wish I had a drum set.
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Postby Silvanis » Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:55 pm

Granted, but no drumsticks.

I wish I had a cookie.
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Postby Wild Eagle » Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:48 pm

Granted, but it falls on the floor, as soon as you are about to eat it.

I wish I had the musical talent that Mozart had.
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"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20

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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:49 pm

Granted but you only live for five more years being run down by Salieri's gggggg
grandnephew while trying to cross the street.

I wish I could make up my mind between Starfire and Sao__Sakura for my
ML In '08 thread.
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Postby Wild Eagle » Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:17 pm

Granted, but they decide to go another election thread.

I wish I had a giant squid that would obey my every command.
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"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20

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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:26 pm

Granted, but you get in an argument with it and abcentmindedly shout "bite me!"

I wish I finished more of the stuff I wanted to get done today
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Postby Flying Tigers » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:22 pm

Granted, though as result of the change in time you died of freak accident.

I wish I was not stupid. :hits_self
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:50 pm

Granted, but now you're so smart that no one understands you

I wish I understood people smarter than me
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Postby Wild Eagle » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:20 pm

Granted, but you are deemed a 'nerd' by those around you.

I wish I had some miso soup.
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Postby snow_Rock » Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:58 am

granted, but it's all over the floor.

i wish i could have some mouse soup.
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Postby Wild Eagle » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:05 am

Granted, but it tasted horrible and you wasted $15.00 on it.

I wish I could speak l33t speak.
"Have mercy on me O God, according to your unfailing love; according to your great compassion, blot out my transgressions" Psalm 51:1

"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20

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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:34 pm

Granted but now no-one knows what you're saying and so you end up joining a
Trappist monastary.


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Postby starfire » Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:49 pm

Granted, but you get trampled by thousands of disgruntled goats*wonders if anyone will get that* and die two minutes later!

I wish I belonged to Across!
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:21 am

Granted, but then the goats turn around and attack you!

I wish I had the power to turn cheese into gold.
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Postby Wild Eagle » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:29 am

Granted, but you are on an island with no food, except for that cheese you turned to gold.

I wish I lived in a desert oasis.
"Have mercy on me O God, according to your unfailing love; according to your great compassion, blot out my transgressions" Psalm 51:1

"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20

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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:01 pm

Granted but you're stuck with Gilligan for a companion!

I wish that Pickachu would send 4kids into the startosphere and that it would never
come back again(unlike Team Rocket).
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Postby Wild Eagle » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:37 pm

Granted, but an equally bad dubbing company comes along named 5Kids.

I wish I wasn't so easily distracted.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:46 pm

Granted but you are forced to work for Starfire as her personal slave for eternity
as the price to pay for them.
I wish that FuNimation's new anime channel would become so popular it wipes
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Postby snow_Rock » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:30 am

granted, but CN buys FuNimation.

i wish Cartoon Network would show all cartoons dubbed in chipmunk voice!
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Postby DaughterOfZion » Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:42 am

granted but only all of the anime will be dubbed

i wish i had a broken ds
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:06 pm

Granted but since the genie doesn't know what a ds is you end up with a dozen
boxes of broken donuts instead!
I wish that the Archangel would land on top of CN corporate headquarters and
Lacus would step out with Flay and Kira and give the head of scheduling a piece
of their mind,followed by the Strike and Freedom taking down CN.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Oct 09, 2005 6:32 pm

Granted, but it turns out to be a commercial for a 4kids anime channel with all of the voices done chipmunk-style.

I wish that I had a real working vanship, like in Last Exile.
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Postby Yamato145 » Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:31 pm

granted but it is shot down by the guy from feather when he overhears you talking about how gonzos art is much better than steve uy's

I wish I could sound exactly like Mitch Hedberg
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Postby CreatureArt » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:28 am

Granted, but now all bank accounts are protected using voice-recognition software. This might mean that you could access his account, but I'm afraid Mitch Hedberg is dead and his funds have been donated to charity, so you are now officially broke. Even worse, everyone finds it creepy that you have a dead guy's voice so you cant get a job either. On the plus side, someone feels sorry for you and gives you a cookie.

I wish someone would give me a cookie, too.
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Postby snow_Rock » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:47 am

all right, but it your voice unexpectedly sounded like a chipmunk because of all the stuck cookies in your throat.

i wish i could understand dog language
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Postby CreatureArt » Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:07 am

Granted, but unfortunately this throws dogs into such a panic that they become extinct from mass hysteria.

I wish that all all those creepy hairless dogs would grow soft, luxurious, medium length fur.
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