Just a reminder

[Nate]

It wouldn't be gay to put a wig on a man and pretend they're a woman.

How could that be gay if you're pretending they're a woman?

...not that I did it.

[Xeno]

It's only gay if you put on the wig and pretend they're a woman.

[Mullet Death]

My "friends" from high school said it was only gay if you make eye contact.

[Nate]

It's only gay if you put on the wig and pretend they're a woman.

But that would mean bald guys who wear wigs would be gay if they were pretending a guy was a woman. Seeing as how I might go bald in my lifetime, I'm not okay with this, I'm not gay. I mean, I even scored a 1 on the Kinsey scale! That proves I'm 100% straight.

[Xeno]

My "friends" from high school said it was only gay if you make eye contact.

No, that's called a devil's three-way. It's something different.