CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:09 pm**

Hey kids, are you ready to get educated about easily preventable diseases and dated public transportation?

Because I know I am.

Oh yeah.

We are all going to die you guys.

Protip: There is usually not a ferry.

Or that most dangerous animal of all...MAN.

If you're already sensing a trend, there's a really big theme in this game about losing everything precious to you in waist deep water.

Futility is a virtue.

The poison in front of you.

I mean, carpenter.

I think we all know this one.

Now for my next trick, I'll need four volunteers from the audience.

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:19 pm**

Oh man.

Oh man.

SHOTGUN

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:19 pm**

Ooh, pick me! Pick me!

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:44 pm**

Consider me officially subscribed to this thread. XD Dear goodness this looks amusing. XD

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:10 pm**

In.

And demand to be a doctor as I have always wanted to take men's limbs off.

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:23 pm**

OH OH OH... ;o;

I WANT TO BE IN IT, PLEASE FISH PLEASE

by the way, that little boy has a hole in his head.

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:26 pm**

LOL This is amazing. Count me in if there's room. I love this game and want to play it now.

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:31 pm**

Oregon Trail? I LOVE THIS GAME! Count me in!

EDIT: Seems I was a little slow with my response. XD I'll take a raincheck.

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:07 pm**

I will enjoy watching all of you die of Cholera...I mean, make it to Oregon...yeah.

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:54 pm**

Oh my gosh...
I am loving this already.
*grabs popcorn and video camera and sits down next to Peanut*

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:54 pm**

chibiphonebooth (post: 1364774) wrote:by the way, that little boy has a hole in his head.

That's why you don't mess with Pa.

It's anyone's guess who the second girl is.

To the wayback machine!

Let's go for March. Arriving during a summer heat wave in a desert region will do wonders for our water supply.

But you're going to anyway.

Wait, Matt? I don't know any-

Oh, this guy.

Blah blah low prices you bottom feeder of the lower economic strata.

How many third world sweat shop workers died to finance that pipe of yours.

Easy money.

"-While I stay home comfortable and get rich off suicidal Western expansionists, ah ha ha~." A pox on your classy pipe and the black market peddlers it associates with.

Well then, looks like we're just about ready to leave.

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:58 pm**

Hey look, a Minnesotan company is going to get you all killed!
*punches air*

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:59 pm**

The very fact that this man's name is Matt makes me uneasy, at best! We are off to a good start, Oregon Trail!

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:11 pm**

Matt will be to blame for any and all failures. Of course, if we succeed it will solely through our combined skill and brainpower.

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:11 pm**

I am intently watching this thread. Should we start placing bets on who is going to die first? XP

I mean, good luck!

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:15 pm**

Matt.

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:17 pm**

My bet goes to Cogni first. I mean, happy trails to you all \o.o/

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:19 pm**

Try not to get shot! - I mean, don't fall down a cliff! - I mean, don't get mauled by a bear!...
Um...
What Tsuki said!

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:19 pm**

I for one am looking forward to a new life of opportunity on the other side of the continent.

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:25 pm**

Unless you die.

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:37 pm**

Ante Bellum (post: 1364823) wrote:Unless you die.

Then his corpse will enjoy a new life on the other side of the continent.

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:38 pm**

This... "Matt" seems a shady chap. o_q Oh, well. Bon Voyage and all that. I shall enjoy my tea, crumpets, and raspberry preserves while you die of starvation in the wilern-- I, I mean... live off the land. *coughsnicker*

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:43 pm**

Peanut (post: 1364826) wrote:Then his corpse will enjoy a new life on the other side of the continent.

This sounds like the plot to a zombie movie.

It's close to miiiiidday, and somethin' evil's lurkin' in the deeseerrttt...

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:44 pm**

Hey Ridley, mind sharing? You can come sit with us. You know, the ones who won't die.

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:52 pm**

Not at all, not at all! Be my guest. *sits next to Ante and Peanut and offers the plate around*

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:55 pm**

Thanks! *takes crumpet*

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:57 pm**

I feel like one of the on lookers during the Battle of Bull Run.

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:52 pm**

I heartily encourage you to take to heart the saying, "climb every mountain, ford every stream." Because, as everyone knows, floating your wagon or taking the ferry is for sissies.

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:53 pm**

I'm betting that RD will die of dysentery and that thieves will steal clothing and axels at some point.

PostPosted: **Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:16 pm**

blkmage will die first. He will be eaten by a bear somewhere near Yellowstone.

Good luck to the rest of you all, however!

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Let's play Oregon Trail!

Let's play Oregon Trail!